Greetings, Planet Earth!: A Science Fiction Comedy
Jack Gripper Series, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Joe Conley Golden
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Steve Heiman
About this listen
The hilarious new science fiction comedy
When a misfit trash collector is chosen by aliens to represent Earth, one wrong move can lead to galactic war. Or, even worse... the end of chocolate!
Jack Gripper loves playing pranks and eating pizza. But when he’s tasked with selecting an alien species to mentor Earth for the next 100 years, he’d better make the right call or the Earth is doomed!
Can he overcome obstacles and diabolical plots to pick the right alien? And, just as important, can chocolate and pizza survive the alien encounter?
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All of the stories you've heard are wrong. They always tell you that starting a new life in a fantasy world is an amazing experience, full of magic, adventure, and true love...but they never tell you what happens when it's over. They don't tell you that it just happens again. And again. By the time you start your third new life in a row, all of that initial amazement wears off. That's where Lux finds himself now: dropped into yet another fantasy world, forced to restart his life all over again. He wants nothing more than to disappear...but it seems the world has other plans for him.
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2 out of 5 stars
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This book is below average
- By Anon on 09-30-20
By: Adam Ladner
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The Post-Human Omnibus
- Books 1-4
- By: David Simpson
- Narrated by: Ray Chase
- Length: 24 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,252
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,155
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,153
Before he was Oldtimer, he was Craig Emilson, a young doctor,sucked into military service at the outbreak of World War III. Enlisting to become a Special Forces suborbital paratrooper, Craig is selected to take part in the most important mission in American military history, a sortie into enemy territory to eliminate the world's first strong artificial intelligence.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Man, I really wanted to like this book
- By Consumer on 04-29-15
By: David Simpson
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Survival
- Species Imperative, Book 1
- By: Julie E. Czerneda
- Narrated by: Angele Masters
- Length: 17 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Herself a biologist, Julie E. Czerneda has earned a reputation in science fiction circles for her ability to create beautifully crafted, imaginative, yet believably realized alien races. In Survival, the first novel in her new series, Species Imperative, she draws upon this talent to build races, characters, and a universe which will draw listeners into a magnificent tale of interstellar intrigue, as an Earth scientist is caught up in a terrifying interspecies conflict.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I study salmon!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-05-20
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The Newsmakers
- By: Lis Wiehl, Sebastian Stuart
- Narrated by: Devon O'day
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 91
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4 out of 5 stars 81
Erica Sparks is a beautiful and ambitious reporter who has just landed her dream job at Global News Network in New York. And while it was hard to leave Jenny, her cherished eight-year-old daughter, in the custody of her ex-husband, Erica is determined to succeed in the cutthroat world of big-time broadcasting. On her very first assignment, Erica inadvertently witnesses - and films - a horrific tragedy, scooping all the other networks. Mere weeks later, another tragedy strikes - again, right in front of Erica and her cameras. Her career skyrockets overnight, but Erica is troubled.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Won't buy any more of Lis Whiel's books
- By Michael on 12-28-16
By: Lis Wiehl, and others
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The Lucidites Boxed Set
- By: Sarah Noffke
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Klett
- Length: 35 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 131
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 122
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 122
Meet Roya Stark. She drowns every night in her dreams, spends her hours reading classic literature to avoid her family's ridicule, and is prone to premonitions - which are becoming more frequent. And now her dreams are filled with strangers offering to reveal what she has always wanted to know: Who is she? That's the question that haunts her, and she's about to find out. But will Roya live to regret learning the truth?
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4 out of 5 stars
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it was ok
- By Michael klemm on 02-07-21
By: Sarah Noffke
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Migration
- Species Imperative, Book 2
- By: Julie E. Czerneda
- Narrated by: Angele Masters
- Length: 20 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story5 out of 5 stars 31
Senior co-administrator of the Norcoast Salmon Research Facility, Dr. Mackenzie Connor was a biologist who studied the spawning habits of salmon. Then, last season, just as she and Dr. Emily Mamani were starting their research, they were interrupted by the arrival of Brymm, the first Dhryn to set foot on Earth. And suddenly everything changed for Mac, Emily, Brymn, the human race, and all the member races of the Interspecies Union. Base was attacked, Em was kidnapped by the mysterious Ro, and Mac and brymn had to flee for their lives to the Dhryn home world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love the story - 'hero's' voice not for me
- By GADFLY64 on 11-04-20
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You're Going to Mars!
- By: Rob Dircks
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,057
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,718
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,706
Living and slaving in Fill City One, you get used to the smell. We call it the Everpresent Stink. But every once in a while, on a spring day with a breeze, it clears away enough to remind us that there is something more out there. Most Fillers' wildest dreams would be just to get past the walls and live in the mainland. But my dream? It’s a little bigger. I’m going to Mars.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Reviewers Choice Award, its that good
- By Midwestbonsai on 11-13-18
By: Rob Dircks
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Maid for an Alien Prince
- A SciFi Alien Romance (Intergalactic Exchange Program, Book 1)
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Phoenix McKay
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 123
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I won’t be forced into alien servitude. I’ve spent my life mucking out the houses of the rich and famous. I know what they’re really like. They think they can take whatever they want. I learned that the hard way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Whine, Cliche, Unrealistic, and Repeat
- By CCW on 03-10-21
By: Roxie Ray
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Waste of Space
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg, Maxwell Glick
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Cram 10 hormonal teens into a spaceship and blast off: that's the premise for the ill-conceived reality show Waste of Space. The kids who are cast know everything about drama - and nothing about the fact that the production is fake. Hidden in a desert warehouse, their spaceship replica is equipped with state-of-the-art special effects dreamed up by the scientists partnering with the shady cable network airing the show.
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5 out of 5 stars
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#CatchPhraseForever
- By Diane S. on 07-28-17
By: Gina Damico
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Blink
- A Paragon Society Novella
- By: David Delaney
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
Fireball blasting battle-mages, shapeshifting soccer moms, and a best friend who is more than happy to throw punches now and ask questions later-Wyatt Murphy is in for a supernatural thrill ride of reality-bending proportions.
By: David Delaney
What listeners say about Greetings, Planet Earth!: A Science Fiction Comedy
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- Danielle
- 08-10-21
A joyful experience
I was pleasantly surprised at how good this was. The writing was so descriptive and elaborate. The story never lagged or got stagnant. It stayed jovial the whole time without being childish. For a comedy it actually held great substance and showed strong archetypes of our humanity and reflections through alien encounters to see where our race is at. The depth it touches at times into the expanded self also leaves me very curious to see what the sequel will bring. This book touches on fun, humor, spirituality, politics, the human psyche, human connection, and so much more. Definitely worth a listen to bring some light hearted, but still thought provoking, energy in.
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- Eagle4Life69
- 08-16-21
Top Notch!!! What a great story
This was a remarkable story, and I loved every bit of it. An average joe becomes not so average and leaves you wanting more. The Narrator does such an excellent job that I know have his voice baked in my head for these characters. Can't wait to read the next ones.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review,
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- CDC
- 08-14-21
Comical & Quirky
This story was a fun step out of my normal TBR lineup. Author has great imagination and vivid descriptions. The story was full of witty and quirky humor, and a great choice for something a little different.
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- Whaycon Kilby
- 07-31-21
Don't skip this 5* review!
I love picking up unreviewed titles! You never know. The casual nature of the story, with a very likeable and interesting MC, subtlety hides a story with deep meaning and resonance. It's funny, action filled, intriguing and thought provoking. The writing is excellent as well, with brilliant narration! I look forward to more Jack Gripper novels.
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- AmazonEasy
- 08-29-21
Loved it
Brilliant first effort Steve Heiman!!! It was a wonderful, griping narrative throughout! And Joe Conley Golden is a narrator I will be looking for more and more on Audible!
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- PaulS
- 08-01-21
Childish to say the least
one more author I wont read. Not even that funny and the reason I bought it.
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