
Goblin Bed and Breakfast
A Cozy Slow Living Slice of Life Adventure
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Narrated by:
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Renée Nolen
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By:
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Brett Strong
About this listen
Come away to the charming Rosemary's Bed and Breakfast, a quaint Vermont abode whose warmth and magic will capture your heart.
When Eliot Grayson inherits the B&B from his beloved grandmother, he strives to continue her legacy of welcoming hospitality. But doubts plague this lost soul—can he live up to her example?
Eliot's life takes an astonishing turn when he discovers an antique pantry harboring an astonishing secret. Out tumble three goblin girls - Lila, Mina, and Zara—refugees from another world.
At first wary strangers, Eliot and the goblin girls soon find themselves bonding through laughter, adventure, and shared purpose. Each brings something special to the B&B, from Lila's enchanting dishes to Mina's rejuvenating touch in the gardens. Even brooding Zara's zeal for tidiness adds to the warmth.
But they must be discreet—the goblin girls' true nature stays hidden behind playful disguises and subtle magic. To the outside eye, they are simply Eliot's imaginative friends from out of town.
As intimacy blooms and seasons turn amid the ageless Green Mountains, Eliot realizes he has found not just help for the B&B but the loving family he always hoped for.
Goblin Bed and Breakfast is a cozy heartwarming tale that glows with nostalgia and fantastical charm. Come get lost in the wonder of Green Mountains hospitality—a place where you'll be family from the moment you step through the door.
©2023 Brett Strong (P)2024 Royal Guard Publishing LLCListeners also enjoyed...
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