Goblin Bed and Breakfast
A Cozy Slow Living Slice of Life Adventure
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Narrated by:
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Renée Nolen
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By:
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Brett Strong
About this listen
Come away to the charming Rosemary's Bed and Breakfast, a quaint Vermont abode whose warmth and magic will capture your heart.
When Eliot Grayson inherits the B&B from his beloved grandmother, he strives to continue her legacy of welcoming hospitality. But doubts plague this lost soul—can he live up to her example?
Eliot's life takes an astonishing turn when he discovers an antique pantry harboring an astonishing secret. Out tumble three goblin girls - Lila, Mina, and Zara—refugees from another world.
At first wary strangers, Eliot and the goblin girls soon find themselves bonding through laughter, adventure, and shared purpose. Each brings something special to the B&B, from Lila's enchanting dishes to Mina's rejuvenating touch in the gardens. Even brooding Zara's zeal for tidiness adds to the warmth.
But they must be discreet—the goblin girls' true nature stays hidden behind playful disguises and subtle magic. To the outside eye, they are simply Eliot's imaginative friends from out of town.
As intimacy blooms and seasons turn amid the ageless Green Mountains, Eliot realizes he has found not just help for the B&B but the loving family he always hoped for.
Goblin Bed and Breakfast is a cozy heartwarming tale that glows with nostalgia and fantastical charm. Come get lost in the wonder of Green Mountains hospitality—a place where you'll be family from the moment you step through the door.
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It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
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- By: John Scalzi
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,434
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,275
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,269
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37,668
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33,523
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33,419
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Artemis
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94,513
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86,520
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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Temporal
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,035
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,985
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
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- Jake Anderson
- 03-03-24
not to bad
it's a literal no stakes book, very sweet and slow. not awful and nit great, but it is goodm
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- Joeseph Baxter
- 03-02-24
enjoyable
if you enjoy a good slice of life, with goblin girls from another world, you'll love this book series, it is quite enjoyable. and has a decent story.
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- Rodney Veracruz
- 04-04-24
My fav Listen This Month
I love me some goblins stories, so I knew I'd love this. Narration is top notch as well overall 10/10!
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- TrustedReviewerFTW
- 01-25-24
Wholesome and cute!
This book is super slice of life and low stakes which was what I was looking for. It is very unique and I’ve never heard anything quite like it. The narration is really good and the girls sound so cute. This book gives you the warm and fuzzies.
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- Joshua Airington
- 01-21-24
5 stars
💙💙💙💙💙I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrator also did a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Brett Strong!
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- Jeremy
- 02-07-24
Very pleasant
I love these slice of life books, no epic struggle just character development and heart warming story arc.
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- BiduscasMate
- 02-10-24
Adorable
An absolutely adorable slice of life. Low stakes and high fun with gobbos galore for all listeners enjoyment
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- Anonymous User
- 07-22-24
Slow is correct, but patience is a virtue
I liked it was different than most other Goblin books, no high stakes save the world peril, though the absence of no real threats was a bit lulling. that being said the sex scenes were a tad short imo but somehow satisfying. do hope for a sequel following the ending closely.
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- huntNfish1
- 08-17-24
Alright book
This is a very simple story that's pretty laid back. It was a little inconsistent with what seemed to be large skips in time and not much detail. One chapter they're ancient attractive women and later they are called young. The goblins each make gifts that are described and later every gift but one is different. It's a easy simple story I didn't hate but confused me with the strange changes.
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