Gin & Phonics
My Journey Through Middle-Class Motherhood (via the Occasional Pub)
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Clara Batten
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Clara Batten
About this listen
‘I was asked the other day what I thought the hardest part of parenting was. I’d have to say that it’s definitely the kids.’
TikTok sensation Clara Batten has dedicated the last few years to seeking the answer to one of life’s most crucial questions:
Is it possible to raise and nurture two small humans without losing your bloody mind?
The good news is, now she’s found (some of) the answers and is sharing her secrets with the rest of us! In this riotous book, Clara reveals:
- when it’s acceptable to buy your kids lunch from a kebab shop.
- why a jar of pickled herrings from Waitrose is the ultimate guilty pleasure, nay necessity, for a sleep-deprived parent.
- how to finally pursue your acting ambitions in your forties (despite a toddler sh*tting on the stairs during a self-tape audition).
Most importantly, Clara shows us that no matter how much we adore our little treasures, life isn’t just about their A, B and bloody Cs.
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An achingly funny story from the author of the best-selling You Had Me at Hello. When Edie is caught in a compromising position at her colleagues' wedding, all the blame falls on her - turns out that personal popularity in the office is not that different from your school days. Shamed online and ostracised by everyone she knows, Edie's forced to take an extended sabbatical - ghostwriting an autobiography for hot new acting talent, Elliot Owen. Easy, right? Wrong.
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Very frustrating heroine, disappointing ending
- By Jennie L. Stumm on 09-23-20
By: Mhairi McFarlane
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Challenge Accepted!
- 253 Steps to Becoming an Anti-It Girl
- By: Celeste Barber
- Narrated by: Celeste Barber
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Part memoir, part comedy routine, part advice manual, Challenge Accepted! is Celeste at her best, revealing her secrets to love, friendship, family, and marriage (oh hai, #hothusband), and how to deal with life’s many challenges - why she checks the bath for sharks, how Nutella quite literally shaped who she is as a woman, and why being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s real, like totally, really real.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Prepare to crack up in the grocery store
- By Chicago_Mama on 05-30-19
By: Celeste Barber
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A Thousand Roads Home
- By: Carmel Harrington
- Narrated by: Jill Crawford, Frank Grimes
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Tom. Or Dr O’Grady, as he used to be called. When you pass him on the street, most people don’t even give him a second glance. You see, Tom isn’t living his best life. Burdened by grief, he’s only got his loyal dog, Bette Davis, for company and a rucksack containing his whole world. Then there’s Ruth and her son, DJ, who no longer have a place to call home. But Ruth believes that you can change the world by helping one person at a time - and Tom needs her help. There are a thousand ways to find your home - you just need to be brave enough to look for them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Couldn't put it down
- By Allison Swart on 09-22-19
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A Very British Christmas
- Twelve Days of Discomfort and Joy
- By: Rhodri Marsden
- Narrated by: Rhodri Marsden, Helen Keeley, Paul Tyreman
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Have Yourself a Very British Christmas is a 12-stage sleigh ride through the best, worst, strangest and funniest aspects of the Christmas holiday, with cultural icons saluted, national habits dissected and personal reminiscences from those who've eaten all the mince pies and lived to tell the tale. The essential Christmas stocking filler for every Brit who's ever found themselves on a deflating airbed wedged up against the washing machine in their parents' spare room come Christmas Eve.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Christmas Fun
- By Robin L Childs on 11-13-20
By: Rhodri Marsden
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The Other Son
- By: Nick Alexander
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Alice has been lying to herself for years, holding fast to the belief that the needs of her family far outweigh her own. But her outwardly successful marriage hides dark secrets, and for much of her life the children were the only reason she stuck around. These days, though her successful banker son lives nearby, his young wife seems to do everything she can to keep Alice at bay. As for Alice's other son, he has always been something of a stranger and has been traveling for so long that Alice isn't even sure what continent he is on anymore.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderfully Done!
- By Ann on 11-06-16
By: Nick Alexander
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- TJ Poole
- 07-16-24
Clara's sense of humor shines through!
I enjoy listening to a person who has that unique ability to not only be humorous in person but can capture that same humor in written word. Clara is one of those people. Thank you, Clara, for such an amusing few hours!
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- CJDembow
- 04-06-24
Hilarious listen! A must read.
The author did a fantastic job of writing a relatable story and providing great life lessons.
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- Kathleen Burt
- 01-05-24
such a fun book
Clara Batten is amazing. Really enjoyed this look into her life. Highly suggest the audio version of this book. She did a fantastic job of preforming her book
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- Chantelle Stoltz
- 01-15-24
Mommy must read!
This is not normally a type of book I would read, I’m more of a fiction reader. But I highly recommend!
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- Richard Hahn
- 10-19-23
Good read
Fresh and funny! So real and down to earth Clara Batten hit this out of the park! Loved it! Thank you! Hoping for more!
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- Chev Stein
- 02-02-24
Do you need an awesome book to read? Well I've got one for you. "Gin and Phonics" by Clara Batten.
This is a great book, I loved it. It keeps your attention throughout. I bought the audiobook. The added bonus to this is, you get to hear all the nuances, you think you would hear in you mind, but from Clara herself. It's funny, sad, and thought provoking. It's like she's having a conversation with you over a cup of tea. You laugh, sniffle, think hmm and laugh some more.
People often ask others, "Have you any good book recommendations?"
I would reply, "Yes, 'Gin and Phonics' by Clara Batten. And if you get the audio she will read it to you. You'll love it."
Thank you Clara for writing this book. Plus doing the audio yourself, I know that's not easy, but it was enjoyable.
Recommendatio: Yes, Yes, and Yes.
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