Freaky Briefs

75 Short Absurdities

By: Jeff Strand

Narrated by: Andy Barker

Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins

Publisher's summary

From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.

This time, all of the stories are flash fiction—very short stabs of pitch-black hilarity.

Includes fan favorites like “The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact,” along with brand-new stories like “A Story For the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen.” Seventy-five tales in all, proving that you can pack of a lot of grisly fun into small packages.

The stories...

• "The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact"
• "Fresh Fish"
• "Clicking the Heart"
• "The Wrong Dentist"
• "The Skull Within"
• "CraniumVision"
• "Headspin"
• "Oh No! Don’t Eat Me! (A Chocolate Bunny Tale)"
• "Thrill Ride"
• "The First Cannibals"
• "What’s in the Box?"
• "Jock Magnum, Manatee Hunter"
• "Bernie"
• "Beaks"
• "The Guy Who Didn’t Want to Murder Anybody With a Hammer"
• "Bummer Tarot Reading"
• "Pull My Finger"
• "Crazy’s Ralph’s Used Car Emporium"
• "Home With a Future"
• "The Tell Tale Heart II: Aftermath"
• "A Story I’m Writing While Being Devoured by a Lion"
• "Make a Wish"
• "Long Sleeves"
• "Fast Zombies Vs. Slow Zombies"
• "Scrape and Scoop"
• "How’s My Driving?"
• "Granny’s Got an Ice Pick"
• "A Story for the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen"
• "And There Was a Metal Hook"
• "Box of Chocolates"
• "The Frostbite Movie"
• "Breakthrough"
• "Ten Little Babies"
• "Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts"
• "The Night I Realized Halfway To The Pavement Below That I Was Not, In Fact, Superman"
• "Helen Gets Permanently Traumatized"
• "A Real Haunting"
• "Vegan Training"
• "Guillotine"
• "Sherlock Holmes and the Murders at Camp Crystal Lake"
• "Chick"
• "Quicksand"
• "It’s Drabble Time!"
• "The Most Entertaining Man in the Elevator"
• "Wrongful Death Payday"
• "Jigsaw Puzzle"
• "The Satisfying Crunch of Bones Beneath My Feet"
• "Laundry Day"
• "All The Cheese In The World"
• "Not Enough Coins"
• "Impressionable"
• "Below Deck"
• "The Cat Who Was Super Smart For A Cat But Pretty Dumb By Human Standards"
• "The Blind Men And The Elephant: A Parable"
• "Bradley Goes Crunch"
• "Dusted"
• "Intervention"
• "Telemedicine"
• "The Soupville Stabber Practices Social Distancing"
• "Bunny Ears"
• "The Tragic Tale of Slappy McWankerville"
• "Abner Wederman, Ribald Ostrich"
• "Last One In"
• "Too Meta 2 Live"
• "Steps"
• "Santa Claus Kills 2020"
• "Yak Attack"
• "Job Reference"
• "The Man Without Nails"
• "Comeback"
• "The Last Egg"
• "Six Cents a Word"
• "Encore"

©2022 Jeff Strand (P)2022 Jeff Strand

Hilarious

I had read this before and loved it so I decided to listen to it as well. The story about the lion had me laughing so hard, I was crying. Sure, the stories are ridiculous but that’s what makes them funny. If you don’t laugh at this book, you’re broken.

Oh MY GAWD!

THESE ARE MORBID AS HELL, FREAKING AWESOME AND HIGHLY ENTERTAINING. I LAUGHED UPROARISLY until I died.

Adore Jeff Strand, But...

This is complete rubbish. Not one story is interesting, funny or entertaining. Some stories caused great annoyance with repeating of phrases etc. I lied, one interesting thing and that is the introduction from, Strand. The audio is pretty bad as well, not clear, off pitch, something I don't know how to describe in my sheer annoyance with this book. Narrator Andy Baker is fine, but again sound is off.
Meh, I still adore Jeff Strand and no one can win them all. This horror of a book will NOT prevent me from buying his others to come!

Very disappointed

Wow! I was so happy finding this Author , and the book I had listened to before this was fantastic! Story , and performance! A+. !
This book was such a farce ! The stories were NOT good at all and certainly not scary . I'm so angry with myself for actually buying this one ! Wasting a credit would have been bad enough!
The narrator was so annoying too !
Wow , so bad .