
Felonious Monk
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Chris Henry Coffey
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Meet Tommy Martini, the monk with an anger management problem. Since killing somebody with a single punch is not a needed talent in a monastery, he spends his time praying, meditating, and taking his anger management medicine. But his meditations are interrupted by a legacy from his uncle, a crooked priest.
Arriving in a New Age Arizona town to claim his inheritance, Brother Tommy meets a charismatic, smoking-hot cult leader who claims that women are being impregnated by alien beings while they sleep. Tommy’s own sleep is disturbed - by cartel hitmen, Mafia bill collectors, and women intrigued by his vow of chastity. He loses his anger management medicine in time to deal with the hitmen, but the women present an uphill battle.
William Kotzwinkle’s quicksilver touch has produced an effervescent piece of entertainment filled with suspense, turns you won’t see coming, and the humor for which he is famous.
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Grabbed me from the beginning. Couldn't stop listening. Awesome narrator.
Listen for sure
LOVED IT! FLIPPEN CRAZY ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
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If the writing of a book is mediocre, or weak a great narrator can make the book amazing! In this instance, I found both writer and narrator excellent! (If my man sounded like Chris Henry Coffey he'd be handcuffed to the bed 80% of his life!)
I like the way William Kotzwinkle thinks and how he puts his character's together and the way that they interact with one another. This is the first book of his that I've read, (well listened to) but it won't be the last!
I can't wait for book 2 because there's definitely more to glean from this eccentric cast of misfits!
I noticed that a few folk were leaving unfair reviews by saying the Alien theme was too much. Don't these people check the synopsis before they start a book? It's quite clear what themes the story is going to contain, so why not swerve it in the first place if it isn't your thing? It's tantamount to ordering Pecan Pie at a restaurant then sending it back because you hate nuts! D'oh!
Prepare To Have Your Melons Twisted!
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Weak story but well read.
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Overall, the story was very interesting.
Interesting plot
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Great Story
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This book turned out to be a hidden tesoro!
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Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend your tender fucking whiney-ass world view? Too bad you idiot, drop a pair, grow the hell up, and learn a bit of SIMPLE FUCKING COMMEN FIREARMS NOMENCLATURE when you write shite. Fucking moron.
FFS, learn the terminology
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