Farts vs. Pimples
Monster Fart Wars, Book 3
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A.M. Shah
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In this final epic battle, Donald Fart and his Monster Farts face the most powerful villain of them all - White Queen and her Monster Pimples! The round giant Miss Monster Pimple and her army full of Whiteheads and Blackheads are full of pus and blood ready to squeeze and squirt over any fart gas that blows in the wind. When the pimples unleash their power, they can blind even the most powerful Fart alive. Whoever controls Gas Mountain controls it all.
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Four-year degree in business.Trained in hand-to-hand combat. Works well with zombies.This is the resume of the last mailman on Earth. It is the near future, and the modern world we knew has been overrun and destroyed by reanimated corpses who hunt humans for food. Mankind has retreated to small pockets of civilization and practically surrendered to these walking dead. But one man routinely leaves behind the safety and comfort of his home in this new world in order to find the people and things we’ve long abandoned.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Zombies but not as many as expected
- By As happy as a monkey with two bananas in his hands on 08-16-13
By: Kevin Burke
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Horror, Humor, And Heroes
- By: Jim Bernheimer
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 73
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 67
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Horror, Humor, and Heroes is a collection of twelve short stories, one novella, and a preview for my next novel that should contain enough variety to entertain you readers. Sample some of my finest offerings, such as - a guardian wolf fearing the coming of man, a producer willing to do anything to bring the first pay per view live werewolf hunt to the world, and a zombie running for congress.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not bad but short stories shouldn't be this short.
- By C. B. Pemberton on 02-20-15
By: Jim Bernheimer
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Powerless
- By: Matthew Cody
- Narrated by: Gary Dikeos
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 83
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 57
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Twelve-year-old Daniel, the new kid in town, soon learns the truth about his nice - but odd - new friends: one can fly, another can turn invisible, yet another controls electricity. Incredible. The superkids use their powers to secretly do good in the town, but they’re haunted by the fact that the moment they turn thirteen, their abilities will disappear - along with any memory that they ever had them. Is a memory-stealing supervillain sapping their powers?
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3 out of 5 stars
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Author is Oddly Sexist
- By Ashley Weaver on 08-08-21
By: Matthew Cody
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House of Secrets
- By: Chris Columbus
- Narrated by: Daniel Vincent Gordh
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 99
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 81
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Story4 out of 5 stars 84
Brendan, Eleanor, and Cordelia Walker once had everything: Two loving parents, a beautiful house in San Francisco, and all the portable electronic devices they could want. But everything changed when Dr. Walker lost his job in the wake of a mysterious incident. Now in dire straits, the family must relocate to an old Victorian house that used to be the home of occult novelist Denver Kristoff - a house that feels simultaneously creepy and too good to be true.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Very much worth the ride.
- By Fred Jones on 04-17-15
By: Chris Columbus
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Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31,401
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28,904
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28,897
It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
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InterWorld
- By: Neil Gaiman, Michael Reaves
- Narrated by: Christopher Evan Welch
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,345
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 964
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Story4 out of 5 stars 964
Joey Harker isn't a hero. In fact, he's the kind of guy who gets lost in his own house. But then one day, Joey gets really lost. He walks straight out of his world and into another dimension. Joey's walk between the worlds makes him prey to two terrible forces: armies of magic and science who will do anything to harness his power to travel between dimensions.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A good listen
- By Gurmukh on 10-31-07
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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Elementia Chronicles #1: The Quest for Justice
- An Unofficial Minecraft Fan Adventure
- By: Sean Fay Wolfe
- Narrated by: Edward Killingback
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 84
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 69
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Story5 out of 5 stars 70
New players join the game Minecraft every day. But dark forces are at work on the Elementia server, and when Stan, Kat, and Charlie arrive on the scene, they quickly find themselves in peril. The king has passed a law banishing all lower-level players from the server by the next Proclamation Day. Anyone who tries to help the noobs will be silenced. With the natural forces of the game closing in and the king's deadline approaching, Stan, Kat, and Charlie must work together to unravel the mysteries of Elementia and lead the battle for justice.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really good book
- By Ethan on 12-27-16
By: Sean Fay Wolfe
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Out of This World
- By: Douglas E. Richards
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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To save their parents, they will have to travel to unknown worlds. Too bad the natives on each world all seem to want them dead. Zachary and Jenna Lane are a brother and sister pair who would much rather tease and trick each other than work together. But when their parents vanish before their eyes through a mysterious shimmering portal, the two kids join forces and venture through a series of fantastic worlds in an effort to rescue them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Can't wait to share this with my grandkids!
- By Kindle Customer on 10-23-21
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Blue Rose
- The Noru Series, Book 1
- By: Lola StVil
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Jennifer O' Donnell
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 232
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 208
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 206
As the demon takes her into his arms and away from the flames, he begins to understand he isn't rescuing her; she's saving him.... "After speaking to the other angels on the team, I hang up my cell and sigh. No one's heard from Aaden in months. This bothers me not only as the leader but as his girl - which I'm not. Great. Now on top of being grounded, I'm sitting here acting girly and needy. Argh! Screw this!"
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4 out of 5 stars
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I really liked it
- By Chynna Bedford on 02-05-16
By: Lola StVil
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Falcon Quinn and the Black Mirror
- By: Jennifer Finney Boylan
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 77
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Story4 out of 5 stars 58
Thirteen-year-old Falcon Quinn and his neighbors, Max and Megan, board bus number 13 for school on an ordinary day in Cold River, Maine. Only the bus doesn't take its ordinary route, and Falcon and his friends soon find themselves in an extraordinary place on Shadow Island, at the Academy for Monsters. With a student body stranger than the cast of any monster movie Falcon has ever seen, the academy is home to creatures and oddities of all kinds.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brilliant Narration
- By framed on 03-29-12
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Croak
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,808
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,660
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,660
Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Juvenile
- By Mark Faine on 09-23-13
By: Gina Damico
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Undertow
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Jennifer Grace
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 106
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 96
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Story4 out of 5 stars 97
When Lyric Walker was 14 years old, her life was turned upside down when she witnessed a world-changing event - the arrival of the Triton, a five-nation race of warrior merpeople who walked out of the sea and camped on the beaches of modern-day Coney Island. Suddenly her neighborhood was home to a new minority group numbering in the tens of thousands. But the Triton's arrival also revealed a shocking family secret: Her own mother was a mermaid.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I loved “Undertow” by Michael Buckley.
- By love2dazzle on 11-13-17
By: Michael Buckley
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,887
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,682
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,674
Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
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Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain
- By: Zac Gorman
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 32
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Story5 out of 5 stars 32
In the absurd land of Nth, Thisby Thestoop can be found within the forlorn walls of Castle Grimstone, down the precarious steps of the Black Mountain dungeon, up to her nose in griffon toenails, gnoll spittle, and troll meat (to give to them, not made of them). When the prince and princess arrive for a Royal Inspection, the much too good-looking Princess Iphigenia winds up lost in the tunnels of the dungeon - without her guards, her staff, or her younger twin brother - and it's up to Thisby to guide the princess safely.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic
- By Amazon Customer on 11-06-18
By: Zac Gorman
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The Epic Crush of Genie Lo
- By: F. C. Yee
- Narrated by: Nancy Wu
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 101
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 87
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 87
The struggle to get into a top-tier college consumes 16-year-old Genie's every waking thought. But when she discovers she's a celestial spirit who's powerful enough to bash through the gates of heaven with her fists, her perfectionist existence is shattered. Enter Quentin, a transfer student from China whose tone-deaf assertiveness beguiles Genie to the brink of madness. Quentin nurtures Genie's bodacious transformation - sometimes gently, sometimes aggressively - as her sleepy suburb in the Bay Area comes under siege from hell spawn.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed it more than I expected.
- By kevin on 07-27-21
By: F. C. Yee
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- Ally P
- 06-19-17
RUMBLY FART Too Funny---OMG!!!!
Would you consider the audio edition of Farts vs. Pimples to be better than the print version?
Makes you want FART !! HA
Who was your favorite character and why?
Donald FART vs. Monster Pimple!!
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
The Blackheads lol
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Made me wanna PICK MY NOSE & FART 0h & pop a pimple!
Any additional comments?
Captain Underpants STYLE!! MUST LISTEN
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Robbie H
- 06-17-17
TheTissue Paper Launcher Fight scene was awesome
What made the experience of listening to Farts vs. Pimples the most enjoyable?
Fun but little too scary!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Armory Scene!
What does Will Tulin bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Donald FART v.Queen Monster Pimple
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
FARTY COOL
Any additional comments?
I Hope there is a Spin off!!!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Vic P
- 06-19-17
Donald FART vs. Queen Pimple--EPIC BATTLE
Where does Farts vs. Pimples rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Just awesome dude
What was one of the most memorable moments of Farts vs. Pimples?
THE NEW INVADORS AT THE END
Which scene was your favorite?
The Hike up to save the town
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Book reminded me of Captain Underpants--loved it!
Any additional comments?
Captain Underpants+ BOSS BABY IN ONE!! Must Read and Listen
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Jacob Toodley
- 06-17-17
Captain Underpants Feel-----Really funny!
What made the experience of listening to Farts vs. Pimples the most enjoyable?
Donald Fart is my favorite character
Who was your favorite character and why?
EPIC Pimple BATTLE
Have you listened to any of Will Tulin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Captain Underpants---Look out!!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Plot is good. Didn't once think about anything else.
Any additional comments?
Captain Underpants feel.TOO FUNNY
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Erick A
- 06-19-17
Pimples were sick as a cold-Ha!
Would you listen to Farts vs. Pimples again? Why?
I loved the Monster Pimples Battle
What was one of the most memorable moments of Farts vs. Pimples?
SURPRISE ENDING!!!!!
What about Will Tulin’s performance did you like?
The slick Burp was awesome
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Funny AF!!
Any additional comments?
I havent read a story this FUNNY in a while--Must Listen
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Kevin Brown
- 06-16-17
The Monster Farts battling the Monster Pmples
Where does Farts vs. Pimples rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Fun but little too farty!
What was one of the most memorable moments of Farts vs. Pimples?
Pimples V. Donald FART
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
Boogers were sick as a cold-Ha!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
DONALD FART is at WAR!!!
Any additional comments?
I loved the BOOGER FART FIGHT
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Ivon G
- 06-20-17
Very descrpitive I could see the charcters
What did you love best about Farts vs. Pimples?
Farts Slaying Pimples!! Haha
What was one of the most memorable moments of Farts vs. Pimples?
FARTS BEING invaded
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
Chief Cheesecutter & Deputy Willard dude!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Great written book.
Any additional comments?
Funny 30 min listen.Great for train rides
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Javier T
- 06-20-17
Loved THE FART BATTLE AT THE END
Would you consider the audio edition of Farts vs. Pimples to be better than the print version?
Sweet FartVille !
Who was your favorite character and why?
boogers coming alive
What does Will Tulin bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Donald FART at the end was great
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Just awesome. I WANT MORE!
Any additional comments?
Want a GOOD LAUGH?--Listen to this!!!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Edward Lopez
- 06-20-17
THE Pimples Black and White heads scene was cool
If you could sum up Farts vs. Pimples in three words, what would they be?
Best book I have ever read in this category. Short, funny, to the point, suspensful
Who was your favorite character and why?
Black Head & White Head Pimple MINIONS
What about Will Tulin’s performance did you like?
The Rocket Launcher scene haha
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Very descrpitive I could see the charcters
Any additional comments?
DONALD FART is at WAR!!!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- John C
- 06-19-17
Dope story--I GOT THE SERIES. SO FUNNY
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Loved the Farts. Dope story
Who was your favorite character and why?
Butt BLAST!!!
What about Will Tulin’s performance did you like?
The fight scene at end--FARTY Funny!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Power house HUMOR
Any additional comments?
Donald FART V. Queen Pimple----EPIC BATTLE!!
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