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Prophecy Allocation, Book 1
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A comedy about a time-travelling gardener, guaranteed to make you wet your plants!
Barry's been patient, but after 27 years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he's had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life’s not done with throwing him curveballs. A fatal mistake catapults Barry into the adventure of a lifetime.
With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer, and a raging inferno.
Perfect listening for fans of Tom Holt, Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin, Christopher Moore, or Douglas Adams.
What is the mysterious Prophecy Allocation Department?
Where is The Before and After?
Even more importantly, Will Barry’s underwear hold out until he has saved the day?
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A would be ninja with british accent
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A lot of poo jokes, time traveling Ninja's. Its interesting.
I don't know what to say
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David did a great job narrating this book. He brought all of the characters to life, especially Barry, with his accent and sense of humor. I don’t know if any other voice actor could pull off this book!
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Very Imaginative
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English overweight time traveling ninja with IBS
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There are so many interesting characters in this story. From a heavy metal loving grandma to an evil wizard masquerading as a hippie hairdresser and so many more. The humor reminds me of Monty Python and Beetlejuice yet has a style all its own. If you enjoy British humor and many toilet and bowel jokes than you will enjoy this book. It moves along quickly and keeps your attention. The author has written a silly and strange fantasy that will make you laugh and enjoy this tall tale. This is a book for adults as it does contain some material that is not suitable for young ones. Narrator David Morley Hale does a good job of keeping this story flowing and pulling the listener into this eccentric and outlandish world.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
Escape from Samsara
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The narrator did a wonderful job.
I was provided a free copy, at my request, of this audible. This is my review.
Not for me
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Samsara
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Good narration
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Scifi humor and sarcastic wit with a British slant
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The narration was very well done, and definitely enhanced the story.
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Escape from Samsara
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