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Narrated by:
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A. W. Miller
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By:
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R.L. Ullman
About this listen
Book four in the best-selling, award-winning Epic Zero series!
Over 6,000 five-star series reviews on Amazon and Goodreads.
Elliott Harkness thinks he has it all figured out. He's (sort of) in control of his powers and finally living the superhero life. But after a not-so-heroic encounter with a time-traveling crook, Elliott wakes up one morning to discover everyone in his life is gone...and he might be next!
Elliott realizes the time-trotting trouble-maker has traveled into the past and changed everything! In order to fix his reality, Elliott must follow him. However, he can’t mess with history or reveal his true identity, otherwise he might set off a chain reaction that alters his present forever!
But his own existence is up for grabs when he meets his parents as young adults, and they hate each other! And that’s not all! A mysterious villain is searching for a powerful cosmic object that threatens the universe, and it may be buried in the past!
With the fate of the present riding on fixing the past, will Elliott become the epic hero he’s always wanted to be—or will he always be just an Epic Zero?
Epic Zero 4: Tales of a Total Waste of Time is the fourth book in the hilarious, action-packed series that will entertain kids, middle school students, and adults.
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- By: Logan Rutherford
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 286
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 269
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Story4 out of 5 stars 269
Kane Andrews is just another one of the billions of people on Earth who watch as Richter, the world's first superhuman, goes on a rampage. All the world's military cannot stop him, no matter what they throw his way. Until, with the whole world watching, Kane surprises himself by flying up to catch someone the supervillain has thrown off a building. With no idea of the extent or magnitude of his powers, Kane has a long way to go before becoming the first superhero.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Author need a physics lesson
- By Matthew on 06-25-16
By: Logan Rutherford
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Undertow
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Jennifer Grace
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 106
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 96
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Story4 out of 5 stars 97
When Lyric Walker was 14 years old, her life was turned upside down when she witnessed a world-changing event - the arrival of the Triton, a five-nation race of warrior merpeople who walked out of the sea and camped on the beaches of modern-day Coney Island. Suddenly her neighborhood was home to a new minority group numbering in the tens of thousands. But the Triton's arrival also revealed a shocking family secret: Her own mother was a mermaid.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I loved “Undertow” by Michael Buckley.
- By love2dazzle on 11-13-17
By: Michael Buckley
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Croak
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,808
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,660
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,660
Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Juvenile
- By Mark Faine on 09-23-13
By: Gina Damico
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Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31,402
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28,904
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28,897
It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
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Dangerous
- By: Shannon Hale
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 96
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 96
Maisie Danger Brown just wanted to get away from home for a bit and see something new. She never intended to fall in love with a boy at space camp. And she certainly never intended to stumble into a frightening plot that just might destroy everything and everyone she cares about. But now there's no going back - Maisie's the only thing standing between danger and annihilation. She must become the hero the world needs before she loses her heart... and her life.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Dangerous is Awful
- By Maelana on 02-24-15
By: Shannon Hale
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The Outsider
- Roswell High Series, Book 1
- By: Melinda Metz
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 98
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 89
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 88
He's not like other guys. Liz has seen him around school. It's hard to miss Max - the tall, blond, blue-eyed senior stands out among all the other students at Roswell High. So why is he such a loner? Max is in love with Liz. He loves the way her eyes light up when she laughs and the way her long, black hair moves when she turns her head. Most of all, he loves to imagine what it would be like to kiss her. But he knows he can't get too close. He can't risk her discovering the truth about who he is - or what he is....Because the truth could kill her.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The reader ruined it for me.
- By courtney callum on 04-02-19
By: Melinda Metz
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Powerless
- By: Matthew Cody
- Narrated by: Gary Dikeos
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 83
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 57
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 55
Twelve-year-old Daniel, the new kid in town, soon learns the truth about his nice - but odd - new friends: one can fly, another can turn invisible, yet another controls electricity. Incredible. The superkids use their powers to secretly do good in the town, but they’re haunted by the fact that the moment they turn thirteen, their abilities will disappear - along with any memory that they ever had them. Is a memory-stealing supervillain sapping their powers?
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3 out of 5 stars
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Author is Oddly Sexist
- By Ashley Weaver on 08-08-21
By: Matthew Cody
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Cragbridge Hall, Book 1
- The Inventor's Secret
- By: Chad Morris
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 969
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 863
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Story4 out of 5 stars 867
Imagine a school in the year 2074 where students don't read history, but watch it happen around them; where running in gym class isn't around a track, but up a virtual mountain; and where learning about animals means becoming one through an avatar. Welcome to Cragbridge Hall, the most advanced and prestigious school in the world. Twins Abby and Derick Cragbridge are excited as new students to use their famed grandfather's inventions that make Cragbridge Hall so incredible.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Harry Potter meets DaVanci Code -Young Adult title
- By Douglas on 04-28-13
By: Chad Morris
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Almost Infamous
- A Supervillain Novel
- By: Matt Carter
- Narrated by: Nicholas Techosky
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,163
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,956
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,954
Eighteen-year-old Aidan Salt isn't a superhero. With his powerful (and unpredictable) telekinetic abilities, he could be one if he wanted to, but he doesn't. He's unambitious, selfish, and cowardly, and he doesn't want to have to deal with all the paperwork required to become a professional superhero. But since the money, fame, and women that come with wearing the cape are appealing, he decides to become the first supervillain the world has seen in more than 20 years: Apex Strike.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I DIDN'T WAKE UP DEAD, THAT WAS A GOOD START
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-13-17
By: Matt Carter
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Kingdom Keepers: The Return Book One Disney Lands
- Kingdom Keepers: The Return, Book 1
- By: Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 216
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 197
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 199
With the defeat of the Overtakers behind them, the five teenagers known as the Kingdom Keepers should be celebrating. By all accounts they saved Disneyland from certain destruction. Why then did their mentor leave one last puzzle for them to decipher? The Keepers must solve a puzzle of the past, or be crushed under an evil that makes the Overtakers seem like gentle souls.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Why do I keep buying these?
- By Rebecca on 04-04-16
By: Ridley Pearson
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The Blood Guard
- Blood Guard, Book 1
- By: Carter Roy
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 147
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 130
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 130
When thirteen-year-old Ronan Truelove’s seemingly ordinary mom snatches him from school, then sets off on a high speed car chase, Ronan is shocked. His quiet, nerdy dad has been kidnapped? And the kidnappers are after him, too? His mom, he quickly learns, is anything but ordinary. In fact, she’s a member of an ancient order of knights, the Blood Guard, a sword-wielding secret society sworn to protect the Pure — thirty-six noble souls whose safety is crucial if the world as we know it is to survive.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Thrilling from start to finish
- By Amazon Customer on 09-28-17
By: Carter Roy
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Before Tomorrowland
- By: Disney Press, Jeff Jensen, Jonathan Case, and others
- Narrated by: Katie Schorr
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 24
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 24
The year is 1939. A secret society of extraordinary geniuses is about to share an incredible discovery with the world. A misguided enemy - half man, half machine - will stop at nothing to prevent the group from giving this forbidden knowledge to humanity. And a mother and son on vacation in New York City are handed a comic book infused with a secret code that will lead them straight into the crossfires of the conspiracy.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I totally do not get this book
- By Armen Kurdian on 09-07-19
By: Disney Press, and others
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The Candy Shop War
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Emily Janice Card
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,626
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,356
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,358
Welcome to the Sweet Tooth Ice Cream & Candy Shoppe, where the confections are a bit on the... unusual side. Rock candy that makes you weightless. Jawbreakers that make you unbreakable. Chocolate balls that make you a master of disguise. Four young friends - Nate, Summer, Trevor, and Pigeon - meet the grandmotherly Mrs. White, owner of the Sweet Tooth, and soon learn about the magical side effects of her candies.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining for grade schoolers and their parents
- By D.R. on 07-08-13
By: Brandon Mull
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Big Hero 6
- By: Disney Press
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 419
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 364
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 364
Big Hero 6 features brilliant robotics prodigy Hiro Hamada, who finds himself in the grips of a criminal plot that threatens to destroy the fast-paced, high-tech city of San Fransokyo. With the help of his closest companion - a robot named Baymax - Hiro joins forces with a reluctant team of first-time crime fighters on a mission to save their city.
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5 out of 5 stars
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WE CAN'T GO AGAINST THAT GUY,
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-30-16
By: Disney Press
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The Kingdom Keepers
- Disney after Dark
- By: Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: Gary Littman
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,156
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,022
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,023
Using a cutting-edge technology called DHI - which stands for both Disney Host Interactive and Daylight Hologram Imaging - Finn Whitman, an Orlando teen, and four other kids are transformed into hologram projections that guide guests through the park. The new technology turns out, however, to have unexpected effects that are both thrilling and scary. Soon Finn finds himself transported in his DHI form into the Magic Kingdom at night. Is it real? Is he dreaming? Finn’s confusion only increases when he encounters Wayne, an elderly Imagineer who tells him that the park is in grave danger.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Awful narration
- By Kelsey on 06-14-17
By: Ridley Pearson
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Top Elf
- By: Caleb Zane Huett
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
Ollie and Celia think they know what the life of an elf is supposed to be like: Make toys. Help Santa. Make more toys. Help Santa. Try out a new ice-cream flavor. Help Santa. But then Santa rocks the North Pole with a surprise announcement! He's decided this is going to be his last year in the Big Red Suit, and, instead of letting his oldest son - the unfortunately named Klaus Claus - take over, he's opening up the job to any Claus or elf who wants to apply.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Santa Trials Contest- Fun for the whole Family
- By CuteAsADaisy on 01-03-21
By: Caleb Zane Huett
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- 03-03-23
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Bentballs is the goat at fortnight and sucks at warzone and apex legends and I like monkeys
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- 10-09-22
THE RETURN OF META TAKER.
at first I wondered 'how does this play out the way history is supposed to'. but when the scene started to play out with Fairchild being meta taker I started to understand better.
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