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Einzeiler Ohne Vorhaut [One Liners Without Foreskin]
- Deutsch Englisch Zweisprachige Ausgabe. Paralleler Text. Kurz Lesen Deutsch Englisch [German English Bilingual Edition. Parallel Text. Briefly Read German English]
- Narrated by: Alexander Ballinger
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
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Einzeiler Ohne Vorhaut [One Liners Without Foreskin]
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Publisher's summary
Bester jüdischer Humor zum Lesen ohne Schuld. Gut für Juden und Nichtjuden. An Ein ökumenischer Beitrag zu Solidarität, Kooperation und Toleranz.
Die Witze in diesem Buch sind Einzeiler, weil es billiger ist, sie zu produzieren und zu verbreiten. Trotzdem warnen wir die Leser, dass sie keinen Rabatt bekommen. Unsere Strategie besteht nicht darin, unsere Ersparnisse an potenzielle Kunden zu übertragen. Es ist profitabler, sie zum Lachen zu bringen, als zum Weinen.
Dieses Buch bietet den Englischlernenden auf allen Niveaus die Möglichkeit, eine große Auswahl an kurzen, One-Liner-Witzen zu genießen, ohne ständig auf ein Wörterbuch zurückgreifen zu müssen. Das macht Spaß beim Lernen!
Humor ist eine ernste Angelegenheit und sollte nicht auf die leichte Schulter genommen werden. Jüdischer Humor ist eine unerschöpfliche Quelle von Trost und Erleichterung für diejenigen von uns, die ihn praktizieren.
Humor ist eine ernste Angelegenheit, weil er die Verarbeitung von Schmerz und Leid auf elegante und angenehme Weise möglich macht. Wir Juden haben eine überwiegende Teilnahme am Welthumor, weil niemand so leidet wie wir. Unser Leiden drückt sich in unserem Humor aus.
Unsere Hommage an jüdische Meister des Humors: Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Scholem Aleijem.
Jüdischer Humor ist einer unserer vielen Beiträge zum abendländischen Kulturerbe. Je mehr sie uns leiden lassen, desto mehr reagieren wir mit Humor.
Einer der Vorteile, Jude zu sein, ist es, dieses Buch schreiben zu können, ohne den Vorwurf des Antisemitismus. Nur Juden dürfen moralisch und ethisch über sich selbst lachen.
Wir müssen klarstellen, dass dieses Buch keine Rekompilierung bereits existierender Witze ist, sondern frisches Material, brandneu, offen und vom Autor auf seinen eigenen Erfahrungen und Leiden basierend geschrieben.
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Please note: This audiobook is in German.
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