Don't Wear Your Knickers on Your Head
And Other Very Serious Poems About Really Important Stuff
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Becci Murray
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Becci Murray
About this listen
You'll find lots of very serious poems about really important stuff (like toenails, sausages, and yaks) in this hilariously irreverent collection of poetry from children's author Becci Murray. Read by the author, Don't Wear Your Knickers on Your Head is the new rib-tickling audiobook for kids aged six to 10 years.
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