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An absurdly laugh-out-loud funny audiobook about the villainy of fish!
"A ribald and uproarious warning to those unschooled in fishy goings-on."—Kirkus, starred review
Why, dear listener, must you NEVER EVER trust fish?
1) They spend all their time in the water where we can’t see them.
2) Some are as big as a bus—that is not okay.
3) We don't know what they're teaching in their "schools."
4) They are likely plotting our doom.
This nature-guide-gone-wrong is a hilarious, off-the-rails exploration of the seemingly innocent animals that live in the water.
©2025 Neil Sharpson (P)2025 Listening LibraryReseñas de la Crítica
★ "[A] rapid-fire comedy of piscine paranoia."—Publishers Weekly, starred review
★ "With exceptional timing in a dry comic voice, veteran playwright and novelist Sharpson's picture-book debut is immersively silly fun, while award winner Santat's always-superb art lands at every possible visual punch line."—Booklist, starred review
“Consider a book that makes everybody, and I do mean everybody, laugh from the cover onwards. THAT, my friends, is a picture book worth celebrating! That is a rarity! That… is Don’t Trust Fish.”—Betsy Bird, Fuse #8, School Library Journal
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