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They were madly in love. The perfect couple. That was the story everyone in South River believed...until Gin Talcott and Adam Archer are found shot in their bed. Adam is dead at the scene. Gin is fighting for her life. Detectives Greta Jessup and Finn Pate are assigned to the case. Greta has a long history with Gin’s first husband, Eddie, and is determined to protect his 18-year-old twins. Piper discovered the bodies. Daniel is missing—and so is Adam’s gun.
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Surprised
- By marcie on 05-25-24
By: Wendy Walker
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Oregon
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
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It was 1970 in a defeated Rhode Island fishing town. Vietnam and Nixon dominated the national news. Both the near and distant future looked bleak. But they were five inseparable high school friends with something incredible in common: an unwavering resolve to look after each other no matter what hell life threw at them. And they were on a mission. The plan was simple: Go off the grid before they turned 18 to avoid the draft. They’d sell some grass, stack some cash, then head west and start a commune. What could possibly go wrong?
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This really hit home.
- By Ray Beaulieu on 05-26-24
By: Don Winslow
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The Cut
- By: Richard Armitage
- Narrated by: Richard Armitage, Jacob Dudman
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Welcome to Barton Mallet, a remote village in the Midlands that has been chosen as the unlikely location for a new feature film from Hollywood producer Max Crow. Teenagers from the local drama group are encouraged to audition for a story about the trials and tribulations of growing up. Benjamin Knot, the CEO of a well-known architecture firm, discovers that his children, Lily and Nathan, have each been offered a role. But Barton Mallet has a deep wound that has never truly healed.
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Hard to get into
- By felicialeash on 09-15-24
By: Richard Armitage
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Downward Facing Doug
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
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One September morning, Doug accidentally runs right into another surfer on the beach. There are rules about these things. The other guy should call Doug a jerk, Doug should say, "my bad", and they should both paddle back out and move on. Problem is, the other surfer doesn't want to move on. He wants to fight. And for once in his life, Doug wants to fight back.
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It’s always the quiet ones
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-21-24
By: Don Winslow
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Too Late
- Definitive Edition
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Ryan Gray, Maxine Mitchell, Joe Arden
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Sloan will go through hell and back for those she loves. And she does so, every single day. Caught up with the alluring Asa Jackson, a notorious drug trafficker, Sloan has finally found a lifeline to cling to, even if it’s meant compromising her morals. She was in dire straits trying to pay for her brother’s care until she met Asa. But as Sloan became emotionally and economically reliant on him, he in turn developed a disturbing obsession with her—one that becomes increasingly dangerous every day.
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Triggering and poor narration
- By Katherine Epperson on 07-11-23
By: Colleen Hoover
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Sherlock Holmes: The Definitive Collection
- By: Arthur Conan Doyle, Stephen Fry - introductions
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 71 hrs and 57 mins
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Ever since he made his first appearance in A Study In Scarlet, Sherlock Holmes has enthralled and delighted millions of fans throughout the world. Now Audible is proud to present Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, read by Stephen Fry. A lifelong fan of Doyle's detective fiction, Fry has narrated the definitive collection of Sherlock Holmes - four novels and four collections of short stories. And, exclusively for Audible, Stephen has written and narrated eight insightful introductions, one for each title.
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Chapter Guide!
- By Katya Rice on 05-25-18
By: Arthur Conan Doyle, and others
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
What listeners say about Don't Shoot Me in the Ass, and Other Stories
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- Maria Rasmussen
- 11-02-23
Don't Remove from My Device
This was great, fun and fast-paced. Both narrators did a really good job changing up voices and carrying the scenes. I know that short stories are meant to be savored, but I couldn't help listening to the collection straight through to the end. And then I listened to it again. Now it's going to be on my phone permanently as a go-to when I need something quick to entertain my brain. I guarantee that there will be some new literary nugget to experience with each play. Not only does the action move along fast, but there are so many thought-provoking rabbit holes that I often found myself rewinding to hear what I missed while ruminating.
Each story is a a concisely captured heady moment, with details and feelings tightly arranged in a neat little package. They're smart with rude and edgy humor, mostly featuring working professionals in post-9/11 California. Some are kind of ridiculous, like the Silicon Valley coders who play assassination games, but I loved them all. Each story can be read alone, but there is a connection through the pervasive theme of considering one's purpose, from family roles to being a patriot and on to the cosmic level. The range of situations and characters is pretty wide with a prepper helping a federal agent during civil unrest, a bisexual jerk of a talented coder, a big brother protecting his sister in the Guatemalan Cloud Forest, an assassin considering his goals, passengers on a high-jacked plane, a jaded DEA undercover agent and lots more, all thinking on their life choices, some pondering existence in a metaphysical way and all coming to conclusions about life.
Fuchs' Arisen series is my absolute favorite, but I was warned these earlier stories would be nothing like the novels featuring special operators saving humanity from zombies. Although this is true, and the stories are in completely different settings, they do include that intelligent humor and decisive action that Arisen fans may appreciate. My favorite piece is Three and a Half Billion Year Old Men because it's got camaraderie among smart, talented friends, a flirty bit of romance and lots of colorful swearing, including some future Fickisms about male genitalia.
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- John
- 11-05-23
Overall Enjoyable
The narrators did a good job. the stories were different, and enjoyable. I liked that each had varied subject matter.
Thanks Michael!
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- ThrillReader
- 11-22-23
So Varied, and Each Are Unique!
I used to read short stories when I was younger, and got out of the habit. Now that I am in my middle years (don't judge), I like having a brief handling of a topic so that my husband and I don't have to rewind to figure out where we were at last listen! This also allows for listening during errands and other short timespans, such as the last 15-20 minutes before lights out.
About this book:
1) What I love about this audiobook of short stories is that each story is a complete idea which really makes you ponder the subject matter (in a way that is all too much MICHAEL STEPHEN FUCHS, author of the famed Arisen series). :D
2) I also love that there are two narrators, one male and one female--and neither one of them is R. C. Bray. (I love R. C. Bray's voice, but I have a husband that is addicted, and I have heard him altogether too often in every genre imaginable.)
3) Another thing I love about this audiobook is that it is organized in a way where you start with interesting stories, then quickly move to run and gun stories, and then proceed to heart-pounding WTF Is Happening?!? stories.
I highly recommend that you take a listen to this excellent compilation!
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- Richard Casto
- 11-28-23
Mixed bag. Some good, some bad.
I bought this for a few reasons. The two primary reasons were the length (good fit for a planned road trip) and genre (action/adventure works well for road trips). I really didn’t research the author until later. When I did look up the author, I felt that he should also have been a good fit as I am a fan of post-apocalyptic and/or military fiction and his books seem to be well reviewed.
I found the entire collection to be a mixed bag. A number of the stories felt like “bro-fantasy fiction” in which the protagonist is using insanely impractical weapons (i.e. think “video game famous weapons") and acting in cartoonish, stereotypical or even memish ways (“So anyway I started blasting!). Not to mention frequently the protagonist was not a particularly sympathetic character. Some stories also felt like they were not fully formed, but rather unfinished or maybe just a chapter from a potential book. However others were good and I would say more mature and well written with a good story, good characters and a satisfying conclusion. The disparity in quality was so much at times that I wondered if they were written by the same author. I wonder if maybe this is a collection of stories written over a period of time. Some very early and raw (bad) and newer ones that are more polished (good).
If you can get through the stinkers (and some early ones just make you laugh and roll your eyes) you can find some jewels. I would say the narration was overall very good.
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