Dead Weight
Magic, Mayhem, and the Law in Precinct #153, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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By:
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G.P. Robbins
About this listen
Newly promoted Detective Jace Smithson has his hands full with solving the murders of ten men and the kidnapping of a unicorn capable of producing diamonds. On the surface, the crime appears to be a classic tale of greed and violence, but digging deeper reveals something sinister has come to Cauldron City.
Securing the safety and security of those he swore to protect is only the beginning of Jace's problems. Add in his relationship with the dragons of Cauldron City along with a few personal secrets, and he's the ideal target for the killer. Surviving to tell the tale will test his wit and skills in ways he never thought possible.
But if he wants to obtain justice for the wronged, he will have to face his challenged beliefs and come to terms with the darker realities of the city he calls home.
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- Vigilante Magical Librarians, Book 1
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 27
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 27
Life as a bodyguard and driver for the rich, famous, and powerful is dangerous on a good day, and after sustaining a crippling injury while on duty, Janette’s left with few options. Having signed a "for life" contract but unable to work, she uses her skills to disappear.
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1 out of 5 stars
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AI narrator?
- By Bobbie Reich on 01-18-24
By: R.J. Blain
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Playing with Fire
- By: R. J. Blain
- Narrated by: Courtney Holly
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 50
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 46
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Story5 out of 5 stars 46
Catering to the magical is a tough gig on a good day, but Bailey has few other options. Spiking drinks with pixie dust keeps the locals happy and beats cleaning up the world’s nastiest magical substances. But she could live without serving Police Chief Samuel Quinn most days of the week, especially after destroying his marriage.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Favorite book ever!
- By Pauline on 05-18-24
By: R. J. Blain
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Inquisitor
- Witch & Wolf, Book 1
- By: RJ Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story5 out of 5 stars 11
When Allison is asked to play Cinderella-turned-fiancé at a Halloween ball, the last thing she expected was to be accused of murder. She has to find the killer or she'll be put to death for the crimes she didn't commit. To make matters worse, the victims are all werewolves.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Twists and turns.
- By Jon (WEKM) Krupp on 11-20-24
By: RJ Blain
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Water Viper
- A Jesse Alexander Novel
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Juliana Solo
- Length: 20 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 18
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story5 out of 5 stars 17
During Starfall, magic flooded the Earth and destroyed most technology while humans developed strange new powers. As the scion of a male-dominated clan, Jesse should have risen to become a hero. One disastrous choice ruins her hopes for the future.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Interesting world ideas.
- By Jon (WEKM) Krupp on 06-09-24
By: R.J. Blain
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Karma
- Balancing the Scales, Book 1
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story5 out of 5 stars 11
Karma Johnson has spent her entire adult life working to become a member of FBI's Child Abduction Rapid Deployment team. She's earned her transfer to CARD, but when she's caught up in the kidnapping of an infant from a festival, she learns what it's like to be the victim. Pretending she's a teen keeps her alive while trying to get herself and the baby to safety.
By: R.J. Blain
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The Magical Beings' Rehabilitation Center: The Complete Series
- By: K.M. Shea
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 22 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 84
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 76
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 76
This special boxset contains the complete urban fantasy series, The Magical Beings' Rehabilitation Center: Vampires Drink Tomato Juice, Goblins Wear Suits, and The Lost Files of the MBRC.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun and Unexpected
- By Bookish on 07-25-23
By: K.M. Shea
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Hypnos
- Seeking the Zodiacs, Book 1
- By: R. J. Blain
- Narrated by: Nicole Blessing
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
Following the devastation of World War III, nuclear radiation has spawned magic, ranging from nuisance koppa oni plaguing the Golden Gate to masters of the elements. It falls to the FBI's supernatural quads and their supervisors to protect those who can't protect themselves.
By: R. J. Blain
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Outfoxed
- The Fox Witch, Book 1
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
Death is a way of life outside of the safety of Inner Tulsa, and Jade means to keep flipping Mother Nature off until old age claims her. With one eye always on the sky, the last thing she needs is a pack of bounty hunters out for her living head. With no idea of why anyone would want her, her wits might keep her free, assuming she can resist the charming lures of Sandro, one of the men out to claim her as his own.
By: R.J. Blain
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Blood Bound
- A Lowrance Vampires Novel
- By: R.J. Blain
- Narrated by: Tracey Rooney
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10
After waking in a shallow grave and clawing her way to freedom, Penelope Francis hunts for the rogue who stole her life and transformed her into a vampire. Despite being corrupted into a feared preternatural, she clings to her humanity and refuses to prey on innocents, instead slaking her thirst on other miscreant vampires. In exchange for a chance at revenge, she joins forces with the charismatic master of the Lowrance brood, a choice that may spell the salvation—or destruction—of humanity as she knows it.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Bland and Boring 30 YO MarySue
- By OnlyPaid ReviewsStay on 10-07-23
By: R.J. Blain
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Bat out of Hell
- By: Bernadette Franklin
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
After shredding a Prada for a costume, Shirley Manchester fears she opened a portal to hell. With a fashion designer out for revenge hot on her heels, a secret admirer on a mission to evict her from the pool of eligible bachelorettes, and a relentless streak of bad luck, surviving through Halloween is turning into a sketchy proposition.
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Claustrophobic
- By: Bernadette Franklin
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story5 out of 5 stars 3
Working as a mall elf is Chloe Mitchell’s worst nightmare, but when her best friend calls in a favor, she’s forced to face her claustrophobia—of the Santa variety—head on. Unbeknownst to her, Santa Claus has her in his sights, and he’s determined to make sure she finally has the happy holidays he believes she deserves.
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5 out of 5 stars
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So great, I bought it twice!
- By Jon (WEKM) Krupp on 11-30-24
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Moon Tamed
- By: Audrey Greene
- Narrated by: Keira Grace
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
Coraline Patten enjoys nothing more than facing new challenges, but when she’s asked to evaluate Moonriver’s ruling faction, she worries she’s bitten off more than she can chew. Allasandro Stephans has reigned since she’d been a child, unwavering in his dedication to Moonriver. His heir, Calden, has supported him every step of the way. Together, the shapeshifting widower and his son appear to be the perfect men for the job of preserving and protecting their home.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A warning to vegans....
- By Kim on 02-22-24
By: Audrey Greene
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- 11-23-24
The story was twisty enough and the characters were fully fleshed out.
Liked the whole production and a great story. I want to hear book 2 now. I hope it is soon available.
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