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Narrated by:
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Suzy Jackson
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By:
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Marlene Perez
About this listen
Something very strange starts happening in Nightshade the summer that the eldest Giordano sister, Rose, gets a job working at Dr. Franken's research laboratory. People are starting to see double. Doppelgngers of Nightshade residents are popping up all over town. Daisy, Rose, and Poppy think it's a coincidence, until the rumors start that their father, who disappeared several years ago, has been spotted in town.
Meanwhile, Daisy's beau, Ryan, is spending all of his time training for football, and like the other guys on the team, he's grown enormous almost overnight. Samantha Devereux's boyfriend's neck has doubled in size since school ended. Could the football players be resorting to extreme measures to win?
Between summer jobs, sugar rushes, and beach parties, the Giordano girls get to the bottom of these mysteries and more.
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Little Shop of Homicide
- A Devereaux’s Dime Store Mystery, Book 1
- By: Denise Swanson
- Narrated by: Maia Guest
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 541
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 492
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Story4 out of 5 stars 492
Dev Sinclair is the happy new owner of the old-fashioned shop in her small Missouri town. But if she doesn't focus on finding the killer of her ex's fiance, this five-and-dime owner may find herself serving 25 to life.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Definitely not what I expect from Denise Swanson!
- By Brenda on 06-16-12
By: Denise Swanson
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Better Than Chocolate
- By: Sheila Roberts
- Narrated by: Gayle Hendrix
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 101
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 92
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Story4 out of 5 stars 92
Sweet Dreams Chocolate Company has been in the Sterling family for generations, ever since Great-Grandma Rose literally dreamed up her first fabulous recipe. But now it looks as if they're about to lose Sweet Dreams to the bank - and that would be a disaster, not only for the family but for the town of Icicle Falls, Washington. Can Samantha, the oldest daughter and new head of the company, come up with a way to save it? After Samantha does some brainstorming with her mother and sisters, inspiration strikes.
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1 out of 5 stars
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No consent!
- By R. Hernandez on 10-01-19
By: Sheila Roberts
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The Shape of Desire
- A Shifting Circle Novel, Book 1
- By: Sharon Shinn
- Narrated by: Erin Moon
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 61
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 60
For 15 years Maria Devane has been desperately, passionately in love with Dante Romano. But every month, Dante shifts shape, becoming a wild animal. During those times, he wanders far and wide, leaving Maria alone. Since the beginning, she has kept his secret, knowing that their love is worth the danger. But when a string of brutal attacks occur in local parks during the times when Dante is in animal form, Maria is forced to consider whether the lies she's been telling about her life have turned into lies she's telling herself.
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4 out of 5 stars
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More mature content than her previous works
- By R. O'Hare on 05-23-12
By: Sharon Shinn
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A Deadly Grind
- Vintage Kitchen Mystery Series, # 1
- By: Victoria Hamilton
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 1,061
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 959
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 956
When vintage cookware and cookbook collector Jaymie Leighton spies an original 1920s Hoosier brand kitchen cabinet at an estate auction, it's love at first sight. Despite the protests of her sister that the 19th-century yellow-brick house they share in Michigan is already too cluttered with Jaymie's "junk," she successfully outbids the other buyers and triumphantly takes home her Hoosier.
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5 out of 5 stars
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History can be deadly in this cozy mystery!
- By Byron on 04-28-14
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Curse of the Arctic Star
- Nancy Drew Diaries, Book 1
- By: Carolyn Keene
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 383
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 306
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 302
Dear Diary...Bess, George, and I are actually in Alaska! Everywhere you look, there are massive mountains and sparkling, deep-blue waters. We're on the maiden voyage of the Arctic Star luxury cruise ship, and my old friend, Becca Wright, the assistant cruise director, needs our help. She received threatening emails before even setting sail; then a bloody body turned up in the swimming pool.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing
- By Jennifer on 12-13-16
By: Carolyn Keene
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Already Home
- By: Susan Mallery
- Narrated by: Teri Clark Linden
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 295
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 196
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Story4 out of 5 stars 200
After nearly a decade as a sous-chef in a trendy eatery, Jenna is desperate for a change. She’s supported her ex-husband’s dreams for so long that she can’t even remember her own... until she sees a for-lease sign near her parents’ home and envisions her very own cooking store. Her crash course in business is aided by a streetwise store manager and Jenna’s adoptive mother.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Get Out the Kleenex
- By Kathy on 06-26-11
By: Susan Mallery
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Merit Badge Murder
- Merry Wrath Mystery, Book 1
- By: Leslie Langtry
- Narrated by: Bailey Carr
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 404
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 373
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Story4 out of 5 stars 372
When CIA agent Merry Wrath is "accidently" outted, she's forced her into early retirement, changes her appearance, and moves where no one will ever find her - Iowa. Instead of black bag drops in Bangkok, she now spends her time leading a young Girl Scout troop. But Merry's new simple life turns not-so-simple when an enemy agent shows up dead at scout camp. Suddenly Merry is forced to deal with her former life in order to preserve her future one.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyable ex-spy cozy, Sounded familiar
- By Techpotato on 06-13-17
By: Leslie Langtry
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Brownies and Broomsticks
- A Magical Bakery Mystery, Book 1
- By: Bailey Cates
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,081
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,877
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,877
Katie Lightfoot's tired of loafing around as the assistant manager of an Ohio bakery. So when her aunt Lucy and uncle Ben open a bakery in Savannah's quaint downtown district and ask Katie to join them, she enthusiastically agrees. While working at the Honeybee Bakery - named after Lucy's cat - Katie notices that her aunt is adding mysterious herbs to her recipes. Turns out these herbal enhancements aren't just tasty - Aunt Lucy is a witch and her recipes are actually spells!
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4 out of 5 stars
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A Little Mystery with your Magic
- By Kathryn on 03-28-13
By: Bailey Cates
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Coming Home
- Chesapeake Diaries Series #1
- By: Mariah Stewart
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 249
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 226
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 226
In the wake of his wife's murder, agent Grady Shields turned his back on the FBI - and everything else-to retreat into the vast solitude of Montana, grieve for his lost love, and forget the world. But after years in seclusion, his sister's wedding draws him to St. Dennis, a peaceful town on the Chesapeake Bay. Though he swears he isn't interested in finding love again, Grady can't ignore the mutual sparks that fly when he meets Vanessa Keaton.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Graet New Series from Audible
- By casey on 08-25-12
By: Mariah Stewart
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Bran New Death
- Merry Muffin Mystery Series #1
- By: Victoria Hamilton
- Narrated by: Margaret Strom
- Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 115
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 104
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 103
Merry is making a fresh start in small-town Autumn Vale, New York, in the mansion she's inherited from her late uncle, Melvin. The house is run-down, and someone has been digging giant holes on the grounds, but with its restaurant-quality kitchen, the place has potential for her new baking business. She even has her first client - the local retirement home. Unfortunately, Merry soon finds that quite a few townsfolk didn't like Uncle Mel, and she has inherited their enmity as well as his home.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good story but did not like the narrator!
- By Samantha on 01-18-16
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The Diva Runs Out of Thyme
- A Domestic Diva Mystery, Book 1
- By: Krista Davis
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 858
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 780
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 781
Few can compete with the Natasha Smith when it comes to entertaining, but her childhood rival, Sophie Winston, certainly tries. While Natasha is known for her intricate centerpieces and painstakingly prepared gourmet meals, Sophie likes to keep things simple...real simple.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The type of cozy I don't enjoy
- By Meep on 09-11-15
By: Krista Davis
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A Crafty Killing
- Victoria Square Mystery, Book 1
- By: Lorraine Bartlett
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 297
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 264
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 258
The last thing Katie Bonner wanted was to become the manager of Artisans Alley. But when her business partner Ezra Hilton is found bludgeoned to death, she has no other choice. Business under Ezra had been faltering - but was it enough to provoke someone to murder? Only Katie can find the answer.
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3 out of 5 stars
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So-so
- By Kathi on 04-30-15
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Strike
- Gentry Generations
- By: Cora Brent
- Narrated by: Brian Ingram, Desiree Fultz
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 285
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 266
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 264
A summer job. That's all it was supposed to be. It never crossed my mind that I was about to collide with a man who would obliterate every plan I ever made. My mother has always warned me that love is like a lightning bolt and it strikes without warning. But I had no intention of getting struck by either lightning or love anytime soon. I'd be too busy finishing my journalism degree and landing a job in a city far more sophisticated than Phoenix. There was certainly nothing in the cards about getting involved with an ex-ballplayer turned nightclub boss.
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5 out of 5 stars
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worth a read
- By BK on 05-14-18
By: Cora Brent
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Sweet Masterpiece
- Samantha Sweet Series, Book 1
- By: Connie Shelton
- Narrated by: Andrea Bates
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 320
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 269
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Story4 out of 5 stars 267
Samantha Sweet breaks into houses for a living - all perfectly legal as a caretaker for the USDA. But her real dream is to open her own pastry shop, 'Sweet's Sweets.' Life is a little crazy for Sam right now. At one of her break-in properties, a dying woman insists that she take a small wooden box. Sam doesn't realize that the old woman was known locally as a 'bruja,' a witch, until she begins to feel some strange effects from the box.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Picky, I know I'm Picky.
- By Judy King on 03-02-16
By: Connie Shelton
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The House on Main Street
- Apple Valley, Book 1
- By: Shirlee McCoy
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 77
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 68
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Story4 out of 5 stars 69
Interior designer Tessa McKenzie has built a good life far from her Washington hometown. She intends to get back to it - as soon as she sells the cluttered Victorian house and antiques shop she inherited from her sister, Emily. But leaving Apple Valley a second time won't be so easy. There's her grieving nephew, Alex, to consider. And there's Sheriff Cade Cunningham, the adolescent crush who could easily break her heart again if she let him.
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3 out of 5 stars
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good story
- By Amanda Palmer on 02-28-20
By: Shirlee McCoy
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- Pansy
- 02-03-10
Witty and well written
(On my dad's account)
I purchased this book and read and it decided to have it as a audio book i love this book , It has love , hate , Comedy all mixed in one it's just a perfect blend for teens like me it's totally awesome i love the characters at times though i wish they would go a bit more deeper ya know? but over all this book is still very good and well written I love Ryan Mendez He's so sweet and charming :) The end though is suck a clif hanger kind of.
-Pansy
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