Captain Quark and the Time Cheaters
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William Shatspeare has penned a masterpiece!
Universes are colliding. Characters from a tangle of universes - Star Trek, Marvel, Star Wars, DC Comics, Middle Earth, and more - are colliding in a reality that has gone mad.
There is a great disturbance in the Farce! The evil, orange-skinned usurper, Uranus Blowhard, has hypnotized Amerricans with this mind-numbing MAGA chant. Blowhard is determined to collect the five Time Cheaters that will make him the most powerful roach motel tycoon in the Infiniverse. The only thing standing in Blowhard’s way is Captain Quark and his crack team of superheroes, The Funtastic Five.
Will Quark and the FF thwart Blowhard's scheme to conquer the Infiniverse? You'll find the answer to that and many other brain-tinglers in Quark and the Time Cheaters.
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Under secret orders to assassinate the Widow, Hawkeye, the rough-edged marksman, finds himself caught up in a violent prison break that releases some of the world's most vicious and powerful criminals. Defying his superiors, Hawkeye joins forces with the sultry Russian spy and a mismatched group of personalities that include Spider-Man, Spider-Woman, Luke Cage, Captain America, and Iron Man.
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3 out of 5 stars
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To much cut content
- By Amazon Customer on 09-15-19
By: Alisa Kwitney, and others
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Space Tripping
- By: Patrick Edwards
- Narrated by: Nick Tecosky
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 98
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 95
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 95
Chuck never thought too deeply about whether aliens existed - not until Jopp, an intergalactic transport pilot, drunkenly crashed on Earth and tried to steal his truck. Now Chuck finds himself unwittingly roped into helping Jopp work off a debt to the universe's most powerful corporation, the Prime Partners Intergalactic Consortium. Through a series of mishaps and misfortune, the duo find themselves in possession of a mysterious black case. In order to survive, they must fend off murderous marauders, an interplanetary police force, and a peculiar crime boss.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent Book!
- By Ian Matties on 09-07-17
By: Patrick Edwards
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The Gordian Protocol
- The Gordian Protocol, Book 1
- By: David Weber, Jacob Holo
- Narrated by: Gabriel Vaughan
- Length: 18 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 268
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 235
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Story4 out of 5 stars 233
Doctor Benjamin Schröder was far from a man of action. In fact, he was a history teacher - chairman of the Castle Rock University history department - and if his life wasn't perfect, it was close. Until, that is the discussion of his star student Elzbietá Abramowski's dissertation on Operation Oz, the Pacific Allies' invasion of Vladivostok, was brutally interrupted. The psychotic episode that turned his entire world upside down struck with absolutely no warning, and it was more terrifying than anything he should have been able to imagine.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Trash
- By E on 05-08-19
By: David Weber, and others
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Mastermind: A Superhero LitRPG Story
- Titan Online #1
- By: Steven Kelliher
- Narrated by: Adam Sims
- Length: 13 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 175
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 156
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Story4 out of 5 stars 156
Karna was just like any other comic book fan. He dreamed of fighting alongside colourful heroes and taking down dastardly villains. In Titan Online, the most popular VR MMORPG going, he finally got the chance to live out his cape-donning fantasies. That is, right up until he was killed by the game’s number one ‘hero’. A man who serves only himself in a constant grind for money, fame and adoration. Forced to start from scratch due the harsh game mechanics, Karna finds a new mission: bringing balance back to Titan Online.
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3 out of 5 stars
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I was tricked
- By 2tymes on 08-30-19
By: Steven Kelliher
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Breaking Gods
- Godbreaker, Book 1
- By: D. J. Molles
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,849
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,690
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,689
In the beginning, the gods destroyed the world. Five hundred years later, things haven’t gotten much better for humans. The demigods that were left behind to guard over humanity have been using them as fodder for an endless civil war between themselves, and the humans just go on dutifully slaughtering each other, battle after battle. It’s not all bad, though. Perry McGown makes his living off those bloody, stinking battlefields. He works on a crew that reclaims all the spent shell casings. But if anyone found out that he was a deserter from the war, he’d be executed for heresy.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Why does the author make it so hard to like the main character
- By Teressa Vanda on 10-02-19
By: D. J. Molles
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Reboot
- Afterlife Online, Book 1
- By: Domino Finn
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 944
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 869
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 867
Tad Lonnerman is having a crappy day stuck in crappy traffic late to a crappy meeting. On the bright side, his game development career is the only non-crappy thing he has going for him, so life isn't all bad. At least until he dies. Now Tad finds himself uploaded to a beta test of Haven, an unannounced hyper-immersive MMO where the dead have a second chance at life. It's not virtual reality, it's digital reality. A true afterlife online. Except Haven isn't exactly blissful paradise.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Fantasy LitRPG meets Frat house...
- By Swiftblade on 02-15-18
By: Domino Finn
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Raising Dragons
- Dragons in Our Midst #1
- By: Bryan Davis
- Narrated by: Peter Sandon
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 284
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 225
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 226
The kids at school call Billy "Dragon Breath" for good reason. His breath is bad! It isn't the normal, morning-mouth bad; it's the hot-as-fire, "don't-you-dare-get-near-me" bad. And hearing "Dragon Breath" ringing in his ears, he constantly tries to cool his oral volcano. Trouble erupts when his hot breath sets off the fire sprinklers in the boys' restroom at school, and his parents learn that they've kept their secret for too long. Billy finally discovers the secret. His father was once a dragon!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Not great, but not bad
- By Kindle Customer on 08-16-09
By: Bryan Davis
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Collecting the Goddess
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 17 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
What is a billionaire heiress supposed to do when all of her older siblings take to business like her parents, proving that business is in their blood. But not hers? There are many good choices. Unfortunately, Chloe decided that partying was the right one. Now, to keep her money, she’s required to attend daily meetings with the family psychologist - daily meetings about how she must change her present to change her future.
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4 out of 5 stars
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ugh
- By Marie on 07-09-20
By: Michael Anderle
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Survival
- Species Imperative, Book 1
- By: Julie E. Czerneda
- Narrated by: Angele Masters
- Length: 17 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
Herself a biologist, Julie E. Czerneda has earned a reputation in science fiction circles for her ability to create beautifully crafted, imaginative, yet believably realized alien races. In Survival, the first novel in her new series, Species Imperative, she draws upon this talent to build races, characters, and a universe which will draw listeners into a magnificent tale of interstellar intrigue, as an Earth scientist is caught up in a terrifying interspecies conflict.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I study salmon!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-05-20
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Will Save the Galaxy for Food
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,995
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10,109
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10,090
Space travel just isn't what it used to be. With the invention of quantum teleportation, space heroes aren't needed anymore. When one particularly unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as famous pilot and hate figure Jacques McKeown, he's sucked into an ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great
- By K. F. on 03-09-17
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Orion Colony
- An Intergalactic Space Opera Adventure
- By: Jonathan Yanez, J. N. Chaney
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 6 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,505
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,380
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,375
When half of mankind revolts and demands more opportunity, those at the top decide on a compromise: They will build the first colony ships and allow the rest to discover new worlds and start over. Twelve ships are built. The first is called the Orion. Many are eager to go, but only 100,000 are chosen for each vessel. Far from Earth, a new life awaits, and it promises the prosperity they've always wanted. But still, resistance stirs.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Poorly Conceived Pseudo Sci Fi
- By Dave on 07-21-19
By: Jonathan Yanez, and others
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The Paths Between Worlds
- By: Paul Antony Jones
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,049
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,764
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,754
For Meredith Gale, ending her life seems like her only choice, and that choice is the reason she’s dangling by her fingertips from a bridge high above the freezing water of the San Francisco Bay. But someone or some thing has other plans for Meredith, and as her fingers slip from the cold steel of the bridge, a disembodied voice asks her a simple question: “Candidate 13: Do you wish to be saved?” Realizing her mistake too late, Meredith screams “Yes!” and instantly finds herself transported to a mysterious island, alongside hundreds of other Candidates like her.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A whole lot of fun!
- By Jane on 04-16-19
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Outpost
- By: W. Michael Gear
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 18 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 160
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 136
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Story4 out of 5 stars 137
Donovan is a world of remarkable wealth that comes at a high price. When Supervisor Kalico Aguila's ship arrives, she discovers a failing colony, its government overthrown, the few remaining colonists gone wild. Donovan could make her career - or kill her. Planetside, Talina Perez is one of three rulers of the Port Authority colony - the only law in the one remaining town. With the Corporate ship demanding answers about the things she's done, Perez could lose everything, including her life. For Dan Wirth, Donovan is a last chance. A psychopath with a death sentence looming over his head, he will make a desperate play for power. No matter who he has to corrupt, murder, or destroy. Captain Max Taggart is the Corporation's enforcer. But is it too late to seize control of Donovan?
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2 out of 5 stars
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Must have been written for teenage girls
- By Bob on 03-30-20
By: W. Michael Gear
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Arena
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Joshua Story
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 840
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 798
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 797
When the aliens came down and told us they’d enslave all of the human race if we didn’t send our bigliest warrior to participate in their arena death games, I laughed at them. It was really funny because they obviously didn’t know who they were dealing with. Know what I mean? Then they said they would pick the greatest warrior, and they picked Marc Havak. He seemed like such an average guy, but he was a true-blue American. He even worked as a truck driver! That’s the kind of good guy we want defending us from aliens.
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5 out of 5 stars
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he really did a great job
- By Jason Lavelle on 02-18-19
By: Logan Jacobs
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Willful Child
- Willful Child, Book 1
- By: Steven Erikson
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 774
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 717
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Story4 out of 5 stars 719
These are the voyages of the starship A.S.F. Willful Child. Its ongoing mission: to seek out strange new worlds on which to plant the Terran flag, to subjugate and if necessary obliterate new life-forms, to boldly blow the... And so we join the not-terribly-bright but exceedingly cock-sure Captain Hadrian Sawback and his motley crew on board the Starship Willful Child for a series of devil-may-care, near-calamitous and downright chaotic adventures through "the infinite vastness of interstellar space".
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loving, biting, very funny parody of classic SF
- By A reader on 12-12-14
By: Steven Erikson
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Kid Normal
- By: Greg James, Chris Smith
- Narrated by: Greg James, Chris Smith
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 196
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 149
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 150
When Murph Cooper rocks up to his new school, he can't help but feel a bit out of his depth. And it's not because he's worried about where to sit, and making friends, and fitting in, or not knowing where the loos are. It's because his mum has enrolled him at a school for superheroes by mistake. And unlike his fellow students Murph has no special abilities whatsoever. But just because you don't have superpowers, it doesn't mean you can't save the day....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Easy listen, mostly
- By Jules on 05-28-20
By: Greg James, and others
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Overtaken Online Books 1-4
- A Dark LitRPG/LitFPS SciFi-Shooter Box Set
- By: Ben Ormstad
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 56 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 272
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 252
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Story4 out of 5 stars 252
Thirty-three-year-old game designer Dex Walsh spends an entire year devoured by sorrow after the death of his wife. As a last-ditch effort to regain his joy, he sells everything and joins Overtaken Online. Expecting to spawn in a noob-friendly area with guidance from his personal assistant, he instead finds himself naked and alone in a dark prison cell rapidly filling with gas. Under-leveled and not knowing how to escape, he has no idea how far he will be able to progress as long as he pushes forward and doesn't give up.
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2 out of 5 stars
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The "hero" is a creep.
- By Barbara H. Huewitt on 09-24-22
By: Ben Ormstad
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- Diane Reynolds
- 10-11-20
Pretty deep satire
I knew this was a satire based on US politics. I think you need to know far, far more than I do about those politics to appreciate it.
It started off strong and funny enough but after a few chapters I was lost. I knew it should be funnier, but I didn’t have enough basis to understand what was happening, never mind the satire.
I received this audiobook for free in exchange for a review.
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