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Oh, what fun it is to die!
When Austin’s parents drag him and his little sister Fiona to a remote cottage for Christmas, he’s less than thrilled about the forced bonding exercise. But after learning that their holiday getaway was the site of a horrific crime, this family on the rocks will have to fight for their lives against a legendary killer...because Candy Cain is slashing through the snow with a very long naughty list.
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Out of work for months, Lussi Meyer is desperate to work anywhere in publishing. Prestigious Blackwood-Patterson isn’t the perfect fit, but a bizarre set of circumstances leads to her hire and a firm mandate: Lussi must find the next horror superstar to compete with Stephen King, Anne Rice, and Peter Straub. It’s the ’80s, after all, and horror is the hottest genre. But as soon as she arrives, Lussi finds herself the target of her coworkers’ mean-spirited pranks.
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A cute story.
- By ReggieRocket on 12-23-20
By: Andrew Shaffer
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Curse of the Reaper
- By: Brian McAuley
- Narrated by: Eric Altheide
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Decades after playing the titular killer in the eighties horror franchise Night of the Reaper, Howard Browning has been reduced to signing autographs for his dwindling fanbase at genre conventions. When the studio announces a series reboot, the aging thespian is crushed to learn he's being replaced in the iconic role by heartthrob Trevor Mane, a former sitcom child-star who's fresh out of rehab. But as Howard fights to reclaim his legacy, the sinister alter ego consumes his unraveling mind, pushing him to the brink of violence.
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Good campy fun
- By Shelby Sticklen on 06-12-23
By: Brian McAuley
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Hark! The Herald Angels Scream
- By: Christopher Golden - editor, Joe R. Lansdale, Scott Smith, and others
- Narrated by: Charles Constant, Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
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That there is darkness at the heart of the Yuletide season should not surprise. Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is filled with scenes that are unsettling. The hideous children - Want and Ignorance - beneath the robe of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. In the finest versions of this story, the best parts are the terrifying parts. Best-selling author and editor Christopher Golden shares his love for Christmas horror stories with this anthology of all-new short fiction from some of the most talented and original writers of horror today.
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Some good, some clunkers. Some fun, none scary.
- By Max Trivial on 12-24-18
By: Christopher Golden - editor, and others
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I Found Christmas Lights Slithering Up My Street
- I Found Horror
- By: Ben Farthing
- Narrated by: Aaron Camacho
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
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Something festive is growing in the sewer... After last year’s tragedy, Douglas’ parents are ignoring Christmas. But when Douglas finds an eerie strand of lights slithering through the sewer, he unwittingly unleashes merry terror upon his neighborhood’s tacky lights contest. String lights spread like invasive kudzu, turning festive decorations into surreal, predatory nightmares.
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Good times
- By Kim on 11-20-24
By: Ben Farthing
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The Darkest Night
- 22 Winter Horror Stories
- By: Lindy Ryan
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Imogen Church, Helen Laser, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
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From some of the biggest names in horror comes an Advent calendar of short holiday horror stories perfect for the darkest nights of the year.
By: Lindy Ryan
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Narcissus
- By: Adam Godfrey
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Rodgers
- Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
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It’s been said that at the core of every legend lies a seed of truth. For four American tourists vacationing in Greece, this is a lesson learned the hard way. When the group sets out to find a subterranean pool that’s rumored to be the one by which the demi-god Narcissus once wasted away in self-obsession, what started as a fun excursion quickly escalates into a full-blown nightmare.
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A perfect horror novella
- By Beth W. on 04-24-23
By: Adam Godfrey
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Secret Santa
- By: Andrew Shaffer
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt
- Length: 5 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Out of work for months, Lussi Meyer is desperate to work anywhere in publishing. Prestigious Blackwood-Patterson isn’t the perfect fit, but a bizarre set of circumstances leads to her hire and a firm mandate: Lussi must find the next horror superstar to compete with Stephen King, Anne Rice, and Peter Straub. It’s the ’80s, after all, and horror is the hottest genre. But as soon as she arrives, Lussi finds herself the target of her coworkers’ mean-spirited pranks.
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A cute story.
- By ReggieRocket on 12-23-20
By: Andrew Shaffer
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Curse of the Reaper
- By: Brian McAuley
- Narrated by: Eric Altheide
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Decades after playing the titular killer in the eighties horror franchise Night of the Reaper, Howard Browning has been reduced to signing autographs for his dwindling fanbase at genre conventions. When the studio announces a series reboot, the aging thespian is crushed to learn he's being replaced in the iconic role by heartthrob Trevor Mane, a former sitcom child-star who's fresh out of rehab. But as Howard fights to reclaim his legacy, the sinister alter ego consumes his unraveling mind, pushing him to the brink of violence.
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Good campy fun
- By Shelby Sticklen on 06-12-23
By: Brian McAuley
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Hark! The Herald Angels Scream
- By: Christopher Golden - editor, Joe R. Lansdale, Scott Smith, and others
- Narrated by: Charles Constant, Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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That there is darkness at the heart of the Yuletide season should not surprise. Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is filled with scenes that are unsettling. The hideous children - Want and Ignorance - beneath the robe of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. In the finest versions of this story, the best parts are the terrifying parts. Best-selling author and editor Christopher Golden shares his love for Christmas horror stories with this anthology of all-new short fiction from some of the most talented and original writers of horror today.
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Some good, some clunkers. Some fun, none scary.
- By Max Trivial on 12-24-18
By: Christopher Golden - editor, and others
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I Found Christmas Lights Slithering Up My Street
- I Found Horror
- By: Ben Farthing
- Narrated by: Aaron Camacho
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
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Something festive is growing in the sewer... After last year’s tragedy, Douglas’ parents are ignoring Christmas. But when Douglas finds an eerie strand of lights slithering through the sewer, he unwittingly unleashes merry terror upon his neighborhood’s tacky lights contest. String lights spread like invasive kudzu, turning festive decorations into surreal, predatory nightmares.
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Good times
- By Kim on 11-20-24
By: Ben Farthing
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The Darkest Night
- 22 Winter Horror Stories
- By: Lindy Ryan
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Imogen Church, Helen Laser, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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From some of the biggest names in horror comes an Advent calendar of short holiday horror stories perfect for the darkest nights of the year.
By: Lindy Ryan
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Narcissus
- By: Adam Godfrey
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Rodgers
- Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
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It’s been said that at the core of every legend lies a seed of truth. For four American tourists vacationing in Greece, this is a lesson learned the hard way. When the group sets out to find a subterranean pool that’s rumored to be the one by which the demi-god Narcissus once wasted away in self-obsession, what started as a fun excursion quickly escalates into a full-blown nightmare.
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A perfect horror novella
- By Beth W. on 04-24-23
By: Adam Godfrey
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This Might Hurt
- By: Stephanie Wrobel
- Narrated by: Laurel Lefkow
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
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Natalie Collins hasn’t heard from her sister in more than half a year. The last time they spoke, Kit was slogging from mundane workdays to obligatory happy hours to crying in the shower about their dead mother. She told Natalie she was sure there was something more out there. And then she found Wisewood.
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Do not waste your time
- By Krista on 02-24-22
By: Stephanie Wrobel
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You Better Watch Out
- A Thriller
- By: James S. Murray, Darren Wearmouth
- Narrated by: Barrie Kreinik
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
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Forty-eight hours until Christmas, Jessica Kane wakes up with blurred vision, ears ringing, and in excruciating pain. A gash in her head and blood running down her face, the last thing she remembers is going for a run and something or someone hitting her in the head. It doesn't take her long to realize she is trapped in an unknown, deserted town with five other strangers who share similar stories of being attacked and stranded there. Unsure why and how they got there, she knows one thing for certain, she has to find a way out.
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- By Kindle Customer on 11-30-24
By: James S. Murray, and others
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Krampus
- The Yule Lord
- By: Brom
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 16 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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One Christmas Eve in a small hollow in Boone County, West Virginia, struggling songwriter Jesse Walker witnesses a strange spectacle: seven devilish figures chasing a man in a red suit toward a sleigh and eight reindeer. When the reindeer leap skyward, taking the sleigh, devil men, and Santa into the clouds, screams follow. Moments later, a large sack plummets back to earth, a magical sack that thrusts the down-on-his-luck singer into the clutches of the terrifying Yule Lord, Krampus.
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5 stars
- By colleen on 11-17-12
By: Brom
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Clown in a Cornfield
- By: Adam Cesare
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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Quinn Maybrook and her father have moved to tiny, boring Kettle Springs, to find a fresh start. But what they don’t know is that ever since the Baypen Corn Syrup Factory shut down, Kettle Springs has cracked in half. On one side are the adults, who are desperate to make Kettle Springs great again, and on the other are the kids, who want to have fun, make prank videos, and get out of Kettle Springs as quick as they can.
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Bad Narrator
- By Amazon Customer on 08-26-20
By: Adam Cesare
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The House That Horror Built
- By: Christina Henry
- Narrated by: Lisa Flanagan
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Harry Adams has always loved horror movies, so it’s not a total coincidence that she took the job cleaning house for movie director Javier Castillo. His forbidding graystone Chicago mansion, Bright Horses, is filled from top to bottom with terrifying props and costumes, as well as glittering awards from his career making films that thrilled audiences—until family tragedy and scandal forced him to vanish from the industry.
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Great performance. Good story. Predictable ending.
- By The Great and Powerful OZ on 05-22-24
By: Christina Henry
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Full Brutal
- By: Kristopher Triana
- Narrated by: Dani George
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
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Kim White is a very popular cheerleader. She’s pretty, healthy, and comes from a well-off family. She has everything a girl of 16 is supposed to want. And she’s sick to death of it. In search of something to pull her out of her suicidal thoughts, she begrudgingly decides to lose her virginity, having heard it’s a life-changing event.
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Narrator On Fire!
- By Murder Junky on 09-09-21
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The Cotton Candy Massacre
- By: Christopher Robertson
- Narrated by: Alana Nicole Cox
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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The book you are about to listen to is an account of the tragedy that occurred at the reopening of Bonkin's Bonanza one day in the summer of 1989. Some came looking for fun, like Candy Barton and her best friend, Leigh.
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Splatterpunk
- By Kindle Customer on 10-31-24
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No One Gets Out Alive
- By: Adam Nevill
- Narrated by: Colleen Prendergast
- Length: 17 hrs and 10 mins
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Darkness lives within.... Cash strapped, working for agencies and living in shared accommodation, Stephanie Booth feels she can fall no further. So when she takes a new room at the right price, she believes her luck has finally turned. But 82 Edgware Road is not what it appears to be.
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One of the most annoying books I have attempted to listen to in a long time.
- By James & Mary F on 11-08-15
By: Adam Nevill
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Boys in the Valley
- By: Philip Fracassi
- Narrated by: David Aaron Baker
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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St. Vincent's Orphanage for Boys. Turn of the century, in a remote valley in Pennsylvania. Here, under the watchful eyes of several priests, thirty boys work, learn, and worship. Peter Barlow, orphaned as a child by a gruesome murder, has made a new life here. As he approaches adulthood, he has friends, a future...a family. Then, late one stormy night, a group of men arrive at their door, one of whom is badly wounded, occult symbols carved into his flesh. His death releases an ancient evil that spreads like sickness, infecting St. Vincent's and the children within.
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Absolutely deserves five stars
- By wisconsinclark on 08-04-24
By: Philip Fracassi
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Christmas and Other Horrors
- An Anthology of Solstice Horror
- By: Ellen Datlow - editor
- Narrated by: Carrie Coello, Andrew J. Andersen
- Length: 13 hrs and 9 mins
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Hugo Award-winning editor, and horror legend Ellen Datlow presents a terrifying and chilling horror anthology of original short stories exploring the endless terrors of winter solstice traditions across the globe, featuring chillers by Tananarive Due, Stephen Graham Jones, Alma Katsu, and many more. This anthology of all-new stories invites you to huddle around the fire and revel in the unholy, the dangerous, the horrific aspects of a time when families and friends come together—for better and for worse.
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Excellent and Eclectic
- By D. Evert on 06-21-24
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I Was a Teenage Slasher
- By: Stephen Graham Jones
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Stephen Graham Jones
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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1989, Lamesa, Texas. A small west Texas town driven by oil and cotton—and a place where everyone knows everyone else’s business. So it goes for Tolly Driver, a good kid with more potential than application, seventeen, and about to be cursed to kill for revenge. Here Stephen Graham Jones explores the Texas he grew up in, and shared sense of unfairness of being on the outside through the slasher horror Jones loves, but from the perspective of the killer, Tolly, writing his own autobiography. Find yourself rooting for a killer in this summer teen movie of a novel gone full blood-curdling tragic.
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So much fun
- By Amber on 08-13-24
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Nestlings
- By: Nat Cassidy
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Nat Cassidy
- Length: 13 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Ana and Reid needed a lucky break. The horrifically complicated birth of their first child has left Ana paralyzed, bitter, and struggling: with mobility, with her relationship with Reid, with resentment for her baby. That's about to change with the words any New Yorker would love to hear—affordable housing lottery. They've won an apartment in the Deptford, one of Manhattan's most revered buildings. Reid dismisses disturbing events and Ana’s deep unease and paranoia as the price of living in New York—people are odd—but he can't explain the needle-like bite marks on the baby.
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One of my favorite new authors
- By Jess A. on 04-01-24
By: Nat Cassidy
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- Anonymous User
- 12-11-23
A brutal, thoughtful holiday slasher.
McAuley has an acrobatic ability for writing kills Tom Savini would have blessed. Brilliantly paced and casted with characters you hope will survive—despite the looming body count.
More novellas. More slashers. More holiday horror.
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- CJDsCurrentRead
- 12-14-23
Christmas jingles and death
I wanted to read this for the Christmas season, and lo and behold, I won an audible code giveaway from the author and Shortwave Publishing. The narration from Elisabeth Rodgers was very well done!
This is book two in the Killer VHS Series, but I believe they are standalone stories. It’s styled just like you’d think. It has everything you’d look for in a slasher film. Drama. Comedy. Surprises. Kills. I’d say Black Christmas sticks out as similar, but that’s likened to the Christmas atmosphere probably.
A Christmas from the past has shocking repercussions on one in the future. The same house, two different families, one hell of a Christmas stay. I enjoyed that the story linked back to the Christian side of Christmas, as that is somewhat absent at times, and it has the ability to be turned so super creepy when done right. This does it pretty flawlessly.
Another thing McAuley has achieved is taking something kind of silly, and making it creepy. Not to mention gruesome. The tagline, “Oh, what fun it is to die” is a perfect cheesy rip off the Christmas song, and drew me as a reader 100%, but it could very easily have fallen in the way that its B, C, and even D horror predecessors have gone. Don’t get me wrong, it most certainly is what it claims to be, I’m just saying the author has done so quite well.
Personally a 5/5*, I did not call the twist, therefore I was twisted.
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