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Narrated by:
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Amber Battaglia
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By:
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Lydia Michaels
About this listen
Once again, bestselling and award-winning author Lydia Michaels delivers…a baby?
What do you get when a billionaire control freak and an awkward hot mess decide it’s time to make a baby? Pure chaos—and perhaps more than turkey in the oven this Thanksgiving. Rayne thought getting pregnant would be easy. But between Hale’s busy schedule and his affinity for kink (the kind that absolutely does not lead to procreation), their baby-making escapades have gone from a one-and-done bedding to a hilariously hot adventure in family planning. Hale is used to getting his way, but his patience is tested when their love nest turns into a pressure cooker, and success isn’t immediate. As things heat up, Calamity’s careful planning goes up in flames—literally!
With several sides of stuffing and enough dirty talk to make Santa blush, this laugh-out-loud raunch-com will surely warm listeners’ hearts this holiday! Pass the yams… and the prenatal vitamins. Hale and Rayne are expecting more than leftovers this Christmas!
Tropes: Billionaire, Autumn Vibes, Holiday Romance, Pregnancy, Dirty Talk, Opposites Attract, Family Drama, Grumpy Boss, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and…LOTS of Trying!
©2024 Lydia Michaels Books, LLC (P)2024 Lydia Michaels Books, LLCRelated to this topic
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