Better Off Dead
Fae-Ever Dead, Book 1
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Kerri McCann
About this listen
Zoey Mayfair knows there must be some kind of mistake, she never meant to actually die.
After being dumped by her fiancé because she doesn't seem to need him, 25-year-old Zoey Mayfair cooks up a scheme over a bottle of red wine: she'll fake an attempt at suicide so that he feels badly enough to come crawling back to her. It's only when she wakes up in the morgue days later that she realizes she's made a terrible, life changing (and ending) mistake.
Pulled out of a morgue drawer by the mysterious Jason Teague, he explains to her that she's one of the lucky rare few that get to come back after death to help others die, just like him. Thrown into a supernatural underground featuring faeries, vampires, and witches, Zoey doesn't know if she wants to participate in this magical world.
Making matters worse is Maurice, a barista with a cute smile who seems to be interested in Zoey in the most boring way possible, something that Zoey finds incredibly enticing. Can she ignore her newfound supernatural powers and still attempt to live a normal life? How did she even become this anyway? And more importantly: what happens if she breaks the rules?
The first in a series, Better Off Dead introduces the listener to a magical word full of mythology, magic, and much more.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4 out of 5 stars 52
Two hundred years after her death, Jane Austen is still surrounded by the literature she loves, but now it's because she's the owner of Flyleaf Books in a sleepy college town in Upstate New York. Every day she watches her novels fly off the shelves along with dozens of unauthorized sequels, spin-offs, and adaptations. Jane may be undead, but her books have taken on a life of their own.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Utterly Rediculous
- By Tenaya on 05-29-10
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Die for Me
- By: Amy Plum
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 557
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 483
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Story4 out of 5 stars 479
My life had always been blissfully, wonderfully normal. But it only took one moment to change everything. Suddenly, my sister, Georgia, and I were orphans. We put our lives into storage and moved to Paris to live with my grandparents. And I knew my shattered heart, my shattered life, would never feel normal again. Then I met Vincent. Mysterious, sexy, and unnervingly charming, Vincent Delacroix appeared out of nowhere and swept me off my feet. Just like that, I was in danger of losing my heart all over again. But I was ready to let it happen.
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5 out of 5 stars
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What a pleasant ride!
- By Fee on 12-20-11
By: Amy Plum
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Immortals: The Calling
- Immortals Series, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Ashley
- Narrated by: Rebecca Cook
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 261
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 208
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Story4 out of 5 stars 207
He bursts into the battle, his leather jacket billowing and his huge silver sword flashing. Amber has no idea why this windswept warrior would rescue her, but there he is... fighting the same demon who’d killed her sister. Though he is a stranger, she immediately senses he’s come to protect her. And with the first touch of his lips on hers, she knows he is bound to her, his body meant for her. Yet the shadow of evil is spreading quickly....
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1 out of 5 stars
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No brain required.
- By Womanhead on 06-15-14
By: Jennifer Ashley
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Cursed
- By: Tara Brown
- Narrated by: Julie McKay
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 949
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 874
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Story4 out of 5 stars 868
Someone is drugging the fairest of them all and hurting them in the dark corners of the forests around Port Mackenzie - shrouding the town in mystery and darkness. But nothing is as it seems. In the dark corners of the small town there is also a light, a cure to what ails the sick. But everything comes at a cost, a price that must be paid. Aimee James discovers that cost the moment she dies. She discovers there are worse things than dying. She finds herself cursed.
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1 out of 5 stars
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can't even finish it
- By Sharada on 07-11-18
By: Tara Brown
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Tall, Dark, and Dead
- By: Tate Hallaway
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,125
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,012
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,011
Recovering witch Garnet Lacey owns Wisconsin's premier occult bookstore. And a fringe benefit of the job is getting customers like Sebastian Von Traum - piercing brown eyes, a sexy accent, and a killer body. The only thing missing is an aura. Which means he's dead. And that means trouble - something Garnet's a sucker for....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Tall, Dark, Dead & Poorly Edited
- By Amy J on 08-11-13
By: Tate Hallaway
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Secrets
- The Guardian Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Liz Schulte
- Narrated by: Gabriel Vaughan, Piper Goodeve
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 228
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 203
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Story4 out of 5 stars 204
While Olivia Martin observed life through her camera, the Abyss gazed back at her. She discovers mysterious men follow her around, people close to her are dying, and her dreams are no longer her own as she falls head over heels for a perfect stranger. A chance encounter leads to an obsession that could destroy everything she has ever known or loved. Olivia is about to find out there is a lot she doesn't know and sometimes what you don't know can kill you.
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3 out of 5 stars
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This is an odd duck.
- By bluestatereader on 07-19-14
By: Liz Schulte
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Witches of Half Moon Bay Series Box Set: Books 1-3
- A Witch's Call, A Witch's Destiny, A Witch's Fate (Witches of Half Moon Box Set, Book 1)
- By: Heather Hildenbrand
- Narrated by: Kelly Pruner
- Length: 26 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 627
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 578
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 575
As a college student, I spend my days in class and my evenings selling sage to PTA moms who do moon rituals to manifest better parking spaces. My best friend is a cat who likes pizza, and a “night out” includes hand delivering mysterious packages to the local “coven” of small business owners who repeatedly invite me to their meetings - clothing optional. My life is weird. But it’s not magic. Magic isn’t real. At least, that’s what I believed - right up until the moment he walks into my store.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Misleading reviews.
- By J. Maji on 06-07-21
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Blood Ties Book One
- The Turning
- By: Jennifer Armintrout
- Narrated by: Elenna Stauffer
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 1,279
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 594
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Story4 out of 5 stars 600
I'm no coward. I want to make that perfectly clear. But after my life turned into a horror movie, I take fear a lot more seriously now. I finally became Dr. Carrie Ames just eight months ago. Then I was attacked in the hospital morgue by a vampire. Just my luck.
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1 out of 5 stars
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if you love 'bodice ripper novels'...
- By Victoria on 11-03-08
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Pale Queen Rising
- Pale Queen Series #1
- By: A. R. Kahler
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 195
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 171
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Story4 out of 5 stars 173
As royal assassin for the Faerie Queen, Claire is used to moving between the mortal world and the Winter Kingdom. When the queen commands her to kill, Claire does the job and doesn't ask questions. Her deadly skills and loyalty are soon tested when Claire is sent to the Immortal Circus. It is one of the many places where Dream is harvested from the imaginings of mortals, and someone is causing it to mysteriously disappear.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved it so much
- By Dandelioness on 11-08-18
By: A. R. Kahler
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I Married a Master
- By: Melanie Marchande
- Narrated by: Elena Wolfe
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 362
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 324
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Story4 out of 5 stars 327
Benjamin Chase is not my type. He's abrasive. He's arrogant. He doesn't take anything seriously. I'd die before I dated him, but he has something different in mind. He has to get married in the next nine months, or he loses his company to his ex-wife. And apparently I'm the most eligible bachelorette in town.
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5 out of 5 stars
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DISLIKE AT FIRST SIGHT BUT SIZZLES TOO.... OH YUMMY
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 07-12-15
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Easy Bake Coven
- By: Liz Schulte
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 118
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 105
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Story4 out of 5 stars 105
For Selene Warren, being a witch is no big deal. She dabbles in harmless magic with her friends and never thinks much about it. However, when a stranger who seems to know her shows up at her studio and her grandmother is brutally attacked, her simple life becomes complicated. A world of elves, half-elves, fae - and one peculiar Sekhmet named Femi - open up to her. She will discover that fairy tales are real, politics are ugly in any world, and there is a lot more to her life than she ever dreamed possible.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Don't be fooled by the pretty cover or the title
- By Tiffini on 09-30-15
By: Liz Schulte
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 443
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 411
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Story4 out of 5 stars 410
Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Female lead too stupid to live
- By Jessica on 02-04-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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We Are All Made of Stars
- A Novel
- By: Rowan Coleman
- Narrated by: Ben Allen, Avita Jay
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 54
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 54
We Are All Made of Stars is an unforgettable story about second chances, the power of words, and the resilience of the heart.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An All-Around 5 Stars!!
- By Trosado on 02-28-20
By: Rowan Coleman
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Girl's Guide to Witchcraft
- By: Mindy Klasky
- Narrated by: Emma Galvin
- Length: 11 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 198
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 190
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Story4 out of 5 stars 188
Jane Madison has a problem. Or two. Or three. She’s unhappily working as a librarian. She has a crush on her oblivious Imaginary Boyfriend. And she just learned she won’t receive a well-deserved raise; instead, she can live for free in a cottage on the library grounds. When Jane settles into her new home, she discovers a hidden chamber lined with ancient books about witchcraft. Her first spell awakens a feline familiar. Her second makes her irresistible to men. Those magical workings attract a sexy magical warder, and Jane’s life is quickly turned upside down.
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2 out of 5 stars
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okay story---horrible narrator
- By Amazon Customer on 01-28-14
By: Mindy Klasky
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The Goddess Test
- By: Aimée Carter
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 499
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 446
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Story4 out of 5 stars 452
It's always been just Kate and her mom - and her mother is dying. Her last wish? To move back to her childhood home. So Kate's going to start at a new school with no friends, no other family, and the fear her mother won't live past the fall. Then she meets Henry. Dark. Tortured. And mesmerizing. He claims to be Hades, god of the Underworld - and if she accepts his bargain, he'll keep her mother alive while Kate tries to pass seven tests. Kate is sure he's crazy - until she sees him bring a girl back from the dead. Now saving her mother seems crazily possible. If she succeeds, she'll become Henry's future bride, and a goddess.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Twilight with Greeks instead of vampires
- By Samantha H. on 12-13-13
By: Aimée Carter