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Narrated by:
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Vanessa Williams
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By:
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Nick Bruel
About this listen
From the creator of The New York Times best seller Boing! comes the riotous story of a cat gone berserk - four times over an in alphabetical order each time. Kitty is not happy hen she's told that her favorite foods are all gone and all that's left are Asparagus, Beets, Cauliflower, Dill... and 22 other equally unappealing vegetables. So she: Ate my homework, Bit grandma, Clawed the curtains, Damaged the dishes, and so on, through Z. Only when tastier things arrive (An Assortment of Anchovies, Buffalo Burritos, Chicken Cheesecake...) does she Apologize to Grandma.
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Good book to start the kids.
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What is wrong with an audio book being an audio book? This download doesn't even contain pictures!
I feel like Bad Kitty! Bad Kitty is bad because the humans ran out of cat food. Cats don't eat asparagus and all the other vegetables listed. My cats would be mad, too! I'm mad because the simple concept of an audio book is lost on people who forget we are BUYING AUDIO BOOKS!!!
Nuf said.
3 versions?!?
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SUCKED !!!WORST THING EVER
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