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Daniel Pennac
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Daniel Pennac
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Côté famille, maman s'est tirée une fois de plus en m'abandonnant les mômes, et le Petit s'est mis à rêver d'ogres Noël.
Côté cœur, tante Julia a été séduite par ma nature de bouc (de bouc émissaire).
Côté boulot, la première bombe a explosé au rayon des jouets, cinq minutes après mon passage. La deuxième, quinze jours plus tard, au rayon des pulls, sous mes yeux. Comme j'étais là aussi pour l'explosion de la troisième, ils m'ont tous soupçonné.
Pourquoi moi ?
Je dois avoir un don...
Daniel Pennac interprète avec jubilation cette intrigue policière loufoque, où se mettent en place tous les personnages de la saga Malaussène.
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