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All I Want for Christmas Is a Faerie Assassin?!
- A Modern, Festive Fairy Tale Novella
- Narrated by: Broghanne Jessamine
- Length: 3 hrs and 29 mins
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Publisher's summary
She didn’t want to be alone at the most wonderful time of the year. When he shows up, she may decide to rethink that
London, England. Charlotte Connors is tired of asking for a man, only to find coal in her stocking. Emboldened by a little liquid courage, she gives up on Father Christmas and uses her grandmother’s old book to summon a faerie plus-one for the holiday party. But when against all odds it actually works, Charlotte finds herself face-to-face with a foul-mouthed, hungover hitman.
Bain was looking to sleep it off after taking revelling to new heights at the Winter Solstice. Instead, the acerbic assassin is stuck with a naïve, pathetic human who doesn’t even have a target in mind. But since she owes him a favour if he does her bidding, the clever killer strikes a deal that will allow him to finally take revenge for a broken contract.
Though he gets under her skin with each four-letter word, Charlotte can’t help being drawn to her temporary paranormal paramour. But just as Bain starts to fall for the foolish mortal, he discovers the object of his vengeance is her boss.
Can this mismatched pair somehow snowball into happily ever after?
All I Want for Christmas is a Faerie Assassin?! is a cheerful romantic comedy novella. If you like modern takes on folktales, humorous otherworldly fantasies and Yuletide wishes gone crazy then you’ll love H. L. Macfarlane’s festive tale.
Buy All I Want for Christmas is a Faerie Assassin?! for some genuine holiday magic today!
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- Nic S
- 11-05-24
Quick and witty
This is a fun one! Definitely not what I expected and a nice quick listen with great characters and a solid story line that is full and complete and narration really made this so much more entertaining.
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