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Yet another volume of the biggest and silliest collection of side-splitting classic Jewish jokes!
Enjoy hundreds more all-time-favorite jokes straight from the archives of the Jewish Press.
The laughter will never stop with this once-in-a-lifetime collection of the side-splitting family-friendly humor from the brilliant humorist, Arnold Fine. Arnie's classic Jewish jokes, one-liners, and humorous observations will leave you - and everyone else - rolling on the floor!
This jam-packed volume brings together jokes in categories of Money and Business, Law and Order, Food and Dining, Parenting and Children, Education, The Pulpit and Travel.
A perfect gift for all occasions and for all ages!
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