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A Tale of Tail Brushing
A Heartwarming Quest of Sword Thrusts and Head Strokes
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Savannah Thomas
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Kirk Mason
About this listen
Black-haired cats are bad luck. What about catgirls?
The best part about being a knight is the peaceful treks across rolling hills, with nothing but gentle winds and bubbling streams for company.
Unfortunately, Richard's next quest breaks that solitude. He needs to gain entry into the fabled Clawmire, and only a flighty catgirl heading the opposite way can help him.
Ida is snooty and feral in equal measure. When she hunts, the wildness in her eyes ignites something inside him. When she cooks, his stomach sings an orchestra. And when she leaps into the trees wearing that short purple dress, well, a gentleman does his best not to look up.
As they travel through the inns and towns of his past, taking a trip down memory lane looks a little different through her eyes. He's not putting down the blade any time soon, but when he pats between her ears and she purrs on his lap, he wonders if his life before wasn't so idyllic.
A Tale of Tail Brushing is guaranteed to set a fire in your heart and a tent in your pants. Ideally listened to with your favorite fantasy music and a bag of salty nuts.
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- Bramhammer
- 03-26-24
Pretty good!
I like the slice of life style the book has and the narration is great. The bloopers at the end were awesome! I wish all books had those.
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-26-24
nice
it has a actual story and interesting characters and the sex starts half way in the story. I think if I remember right. very passionate and descriptive love session that made my flag pole rise if you know what I mean.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-12-24
Fun Story
This is a fun fantasy story! Kirk Mason did an amazing job writing this. Main characters were both enjoyable to hear their perspective.
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- John
- 02-02-24
A funny story of romance
Great characteristics and a well paced plot made this an enjoyable experience. It my first time reading Mr. Mason book, it was amazing read I hope I get to read more of this author, an let’s not forget the narrator of the story she pulled, and did all the punches all by herself. She made the characters come alive, and I hope I get to hear more of her voice. Thank you very much Savannah Thomas you rock
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- victor
- 02-03-24
Great story that hits the right spots
I really enjoyed this book, it had a lot of points that I enjoy like fantasy, adventure, questing, some action, well done romance. But it wasn't this grand epic tale that had a lot to keep track of or tried to stuff too much in its small package. I want to say it was like a palette cleanser, something in between the larger series I listen to. The narroating was great, I really enjoy Savannah Thomas, she's climbing the ranks near my top favorites.
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- Robert OToole
- 02-01-24
Tsundere Catgirl
Great new book by Kirk Mason following the Ruby Knight's quest, and side quests, along with a tsundere catkin companion. Excellent story and character development with just the right 'spice' level. Highly recommend.
Amazing narration by Savannah Thomas. She brings the characters to life with unique voices and speech styles
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- Jake Anderson
- 02-08-24
what an easy listening book
I have no real complaints, longer?ehh it's fine, more action? naaa thus was perfect. I like the development and pacing.
and the narration was great, a dual would be a little better but not by much. her out takes at the end were pretty funny as well.
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- BiduscasMate
- 02-08-24
a beautiful romance
a very cozy and beautiful romance story.
monster girls and fantasy tropes galore.
highly recomended
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- Corey
- 02-08-24
A Knights Tail…
Okay I have a new favorite VA, Savannah is top tier to listen to and her outtakes are just the best!
Kirk Mason with another romance story, which is just as fun as his harem books, yet I really like the romance novels for the character development.
The characters are wonderful and the quirks of each person is fun to explore.
Excellent concept and fun read you won’t be disappointed.
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- Travis Green
- 03-05-24
almost purrrfect
The story was humorous and endearing. The relationships have surprising depth for a short story. The world build is a little light, but adequate.
The performance was top shelf. The outtakes are absolute gold!
I'm taking off a star because it honestly felt like this started as book one of a series and about 3/4 of the way thru he lost interest. Just wrapped it up and thru the extra material into an extended epilogue.
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