A Farewell to Arfs
Chet and Bernie Mysteries, Book 15
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Narrated by:
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Jim Frangione
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By:
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Spencer Quinn
About this listen
Spencer Quinn’s A Farewell to Arfs is a return to the adventurous New York Times and USA Today bestselling series that Stephen King calls “without a doubt the most original mystery series currently available.”
Chet the dog, “the most lovable narrator in all of crime fiction” (Boston Globe), and his human partner PI Bernie Little are back again, and this time they’re entangled in a web of crime unlike anything they’ve ever seen before.
Their next door neighbor, Mr. Parsons, thought he was doing the right thing by loaning his ne’er do well son, Billy, some money to help get himself settled. But days later, Mr. Parsons has discovered that his entire life savings is gone. Valley PD is certain this is an impersonation scam, but Bernie isn’t so sure.
With Mrs. Parsons in the hospital and Billy nowhere to be found, it’s up to Chet and Bernie to track Billy down and get to the bottom of things—before it’s too late.
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Spencer Quinn’s first original audio short story reveals how everyone’s favorite detective duo - Chet the Dog and P.I. Bernie Little - came to meet before their first big case in Dog On It. As fans know, Chet first met Bernie on that fateful day when he flunked out of K-9 police school. The details of that day, though, have always remained a little vague (like so much in Chet’s doggy brain). All we know is that Chet had been the best leaper in his K-9 class, but for some reason he failed his final leaping test...and that a cat was involved...and that there was some blood. But whose?
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Messed up timeline.
- By Seeker77 on 08-09-15
By: Spencer Quinn
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The Iggy Chronicles, Volume One
- A Chet and Bernie Mystery Short Story
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Jim Frangione
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Iggy is a dog who doesn’t get out much, so it’s big news when elderly Mr. Parsons knocks on Bernie’s door to say that Iggy has vanished. In the search for Iggy, Chet and Bernie find Mrs. Parsons unconscious on her bedroom floor, in need of urgent medical care. But it’s only when they arrive at the hospital that things get really interesting. With a jewel thief making short work of hospital patients’ valuables, it seems that Iggy is not alone in disappearing right out from under somebody’s nose. Suspects are plentiful and witnesses are few.
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It's great--give us more, please!
- By Kathi on 05-27-14
By: Spencer Quinn
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Ruff vs. Fluff (A Queenie and Arthur Novel)
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Jay Aaseng, Rachel Jacobs
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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From the outside, Queenie the cat and Arthur the dog appear to have a lot in common. Both pets live in the charming Blackberry Hill inn. They both love their humans, twins Harmony and Bro. They both have a fondness for sausage. But that doesn't change the fact that they are mortal enemies. Goofy, big-hearted Arthur loves everyone he's ever met...except the snobby, scheming cat who's devoted her life to ruining his.
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Cat, dog, kids, mystery. Lots of fun!
- By Elisabeth Carey on 03-31-19
By: Spencer Quinn
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Mrs. Plansky's Revenge
- A Novel
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Petrea Burchard
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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One night Mrs. Plansky is startled awake by a phone call from a voice claiming to be her grandson Will, who desperately needs ten thousand dollars to get out of a jam. Of course, Loretta obliges—after all, what are grandmothers for, even grandmothers who still haven’t gotten a simple “thank you” for a gift sent weeks ago. Not that she's counting.
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loved it
- By Christine on 07-26-23
By: Spencer Quinn
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Woof: A Bowser and Birdie Novel
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: James Frangione
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Bowser is a dog detective on the loose, paired with an 11-year-old girl, Birdie. Bowser and Birdie live on the Louisiana coast with Birdie's Grammy. When a prize stuffed marlin is stolen from Grammy's bait and tackle shop, Birdie and Bowser decide to take on the case. But what looks like a straightforward break-in soon becomes as tangled as a tourist's fishing line.
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Wonderful💎💍🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
- By Amy on 05-15-15
By: Spencer Quinn
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The Right Side
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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LeAnne Hogan went to Afghanistan as a rising star in the military and came back a much lesser person, mentally and physically. Now missing an eye and with half her face badly scarred, she can barely remember the disastrous desert operation that almost killed her. She is confused, angry, and suspects the fault is hers, even though nobody will come out and say it. Shattered by one last blow - the sudden death of her hospital roommate, Marci - LeAnne finds herself on a fateful drive across the country, reflecting on her past and seeing no future.
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Congratulations to Spencer Quinn
- By cherry patrick jamison on 07-14-17
By: Spencer Quinn
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Open and Shut
- By: David Rosenfelt
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Whether dueling with new forensics or the local old boys' network, irreverent defense attorney Andy Carpenter always leaves them awed with his biting wit and winning fourth-quarter game plan. But the fun stops the day Andy's dad, Paterson, New Jersey's legendary ex-DA, drops dead in front of him at a game in Yankee Stadium.
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Does Anyone Else Notice the Missing Content?
- By pewter on 02-05-13
By: David Rosenfelt
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Mrs. Plansky Goes Rogue
- Mrs. Plansky, Book 2
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Mrs. Plansky Goes Rogue by Spencer Quinn is a forthcoming title from Tor Forge.
By: Spencer Quinn
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The K Team
- By: David Rosenfelt
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
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Corey Douglas and his K-9 partner, Simon Garfunkel, have recently retired from the police force. Not ready to give up the life yet, they come up with a proposal for fellow former cop, Laurie Carpenter, and her investigating partner, Marcus. They call themselves the K Team, in honor of Simon. Their first job as private investigators comes to them from Judge Henry Henderson, who's known as a very tough but fair judge, and they've all come up against him in court at one time or another. Though it's hard to believe, Judge Henderson is being blackmailed and extorted.
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Not For Me !
- By The Whole Truth on 03-25-20
By: David Rosenfelt
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Murder with Peacocks
- By: Donna Andrews
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Meg Langslow's summer is not going swimmingly. In her small Virginia hometown, she's the maid of honor at the nuptials of three loved ones - each of whom has dumped the planning in her hands. One bride is set on including a Native American herbal purification ceremony while another wants live peacocks on the lawn. But when an offensive newcomer, who hints at skeletons in the guests' closets, is found dead under suspicious circumstances, level-headed Meg's to-do list extends from flower arrangements and bridal registries to catching a killer - before the next event is her own funeral.
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Why did I wait so long
- By Kelley A Johnson on 08-17-19
By: Donna Andrews
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Prestige, Privilege & Murder
- A Stacie Maroni Mystery, Book 1
- By: Christa Nardi
- Narrated by: Naomi Rose-Mock
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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A divorce decree is made null and void by murder. Stacie Maroni, HR specialist and trauma counselor, isn't prepared for the murder of her estranged husband. His death and custody of their Maltese, Jasper, barely sink in and someone is after her. Her in-laws and her husband’s law firm strive to keep up the pretense that all is above reproach and idyllic. As she goes through her husband’s effects, Stacie discovers possible motives for his murder. Unfortunately, neither she nor the police know why someone is after her.
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Cozy Mystery!
- By Jocelyne on 10-05-21
By: Christa Nardi
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The Finders
- A Mystery (Mace Reid K-9 Mystery, Book One)
- By: Jeffrey B. Burton
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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Mason "Mace" Reid lives on the outskirts of Chicago and specializes in human-remains detection. He trains dogs to hunt for the dead. Reid’s coming off a taxing year - mourning the death of a beloved springer spaniel as well as the dissolution of his marriage. He adopts a rescue dog with a mysterious past - a golden retriever named Vira. And when Reid begins training Vira as a cadaver dog, he comes to realize just how special the newest addition to his family truly is....
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Too many f- bombs
- By Pamela Schaefer on 11-27-20
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A Pedigree to Die For
- A Melanie Travis Mystery
- By: Laurien Berenson
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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The apparent heart attack that killed kennel owner Max Turnbull has left seven pups in mourning, and his wife Peg suspecting foul play. But the only evidence is their missing prize pooch - a pedigreed poodle named Beau.
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Could not get beyond first chapters
- By DamselflyStudio on 11-07-20
By: Laurien Berenson
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Crime Scene
- A Novel
- By: Jonathan Kellerman, Jesse Kellerman
- Narrated by: Dennis Boutsikaris
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Eccentric, reclusive Walter Rennert lies cold at the bottom of his stairs. At first glance the scene looks straightforward: a once-respected psychology professor done in by booze and a bad heart. But his daughter, Tatiana, insists that her father has been murdered, and she persuades Clay Edison to take a closer look at the grim facts of Rennert's life. What emerges is a history of scandal and violence and an experiment gone horribly wrong that ended in the brutal murder of a coed.
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This was a let down
- By Amazon Customer on 08-08-17
By: Jonathan Kellerman, and others
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A High-End Finish
- By: Kate Carlisle
- Narrated by: Angela Starling
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
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In the seaside town of Lighthouse Cove, everyone knows the best man for the job is actually a woman - contractor Shannon Hammer. But while Shannon can do wonders with a power drill and a little elbow grease, her love life needs work. On a blind date with real estate agent Jerry Saxton, she has to whip out a pair of pliers to keep Jerry from getting too hands on.Shannon is happy to put her rotten date behind her, but when Jerry's found dead in a run-down Victorian home that she's been hired to restore, the town's attractive new police chief suspects that her threats may have laid the foundation for murder.
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Straight from the halls of middle school
- By Donna on 12-02-15
By: Kate Carlisle
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Call for the Dead
- George Smiley, Book 1
- By: John Le Carré
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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After an unremarkable interview, Circus agent George Smiley determines the subject of a standard security check—a civil servant in the Foreign Office named Samuel Fennan—poses no threat, nor presents any reason for suspicion of espionage. Hours later, Samuel Fennan is found dead by suicide. Suddenly finding himself under intense scrutiny, Smiley realizes the Circus intends to blame him for Fennan's death. Rather than remain idle, Smiley begins his own investigation into the nature of the man's demise.
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An Understated Adventure that keeps you wondering.
- By urbanmusicgal on 10-25-24
By: John Le Carré
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Deja Dead
- By: Kathy Reichs
- Narrated by: Barbara Rosenblat
- Length: 16 hrs and 2 mins
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It's June in Montreal, and Dr. Temperance Brennan, who has left a shaky marriage back home in North Carolina to take on the challenging assignment of Director of Forensic Anthropology for the province of Quebec, looks forward to a relaxing weekend in beautiful Quebec City. First, though, she must stop at a newly uncovered burial site in the heart of the city. The remains are probably old and only of archeological interest, but Tempe must make sure they're not a case for the police. One look at the decomposed and decapitated corpse, stored neatly in plastic bags, tells her she'll spend the weekend in the crime lab.
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Perplexed over other reviews about the narrator
- By R. Klein on 04-26-14
By: Kathy Reichs
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Rachel Ryder Series, Books 1-3
- By: Carolyn Ridder Aspenson
- Narrated by: Anne Marie Damman
- Length: 28 hrs and 49 mins
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USA Today bestselling author Carolyn Ridder Aspenson delivers a fast-paced mystery series filled with action and intrigue, perfect for fans of Kendra Elliot, Robert Dugoni, and Lisa Regan.
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Enjoyed the series. Each book the writing and storyline improved.
- By Karen on 09-21-24
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- Teri
- 08-29-24
❤️
Chet and Bernie are perfection! I absolutely adore these books. Thank you Spencer Quinn. I look forward to the next adventure 🥰
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- Dolans
- 10-25-24
so clever and funny
As always, Chet and Bernie bring laughter, smiles, and introspection to me. I try to prolong these books because I never want them to end. Chet's my hero.
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- Melody Herb
- 08-10-24
Chet never dissapoints!
Twists and turns right up to the very end. Classic Chet humor and lots of tech surprises! Listen carefully or you might miss a valuable clue! CAT CAT CAT!!!!!
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- Charlotte Tucker
- 08-15-24
We are addicted to these stories!
We love Chet and Bernie. We love the audio versions. The narrator is excellent conveying Chet. We always laugh out loud at Chet's antics.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-18-24
My favorite series!
Love the narration! Chet's voice is perfect. The story is timely and doesn't disappoint. Looking forward to the next adventure!
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- mfcantrell
- 10-16-24
I love that Chet, the dog, is the narrator!
I LOVE this series! It’s funny, insightful and there’s usually a twist or two at the end. Start with the first book and you’ll be HOOKED!
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- Michele M. Harris
- 08-10-24
Chet & Bernie are my favorite crime fighting team!
Love the stories! Love the characters! Love the narrator! One of my favorite series and this one did not disappoint!
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- Karen+
- 08-28-24
Exciting, funny
Another great Dpencer Quinn read with an interesting story, intrigue, suspense, humor, warmth, and a great narrator. Loved everything about it.
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- J@YD944
- 08-11-24
Another great Chet & Bernie mystery!
Regardless of his tough exterior, Bernie has a very generous nature & a big heart. When his longtime neighbor, Mr. Parsons gets scammed, Bernie steps in to help. With his devoted dog Chet by his side Bernie is determined to get to the bottom of who is responsible for cleaning out the Parsons’ bank account. There is more involved in this swindle than originally meets the eye resulting in Bernie being accused of murder & his fiancé stepping away from their relationship. A good listen!
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- C. MACMAHON
- 08-08-24
love the narrator and Chet
no i do not wish to leave a review please give stars is enough. enough
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