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A Damn Near Perfect Game

Reclaiming America's Pastime

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A Damn Near Perfect Game

By: Joe Kelly, Rob Bradford - contributor
Narrated by: L.J. Ganser
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Baseball’s most outspoken fireballer brings the high heat—calling out the hacks, cheats, and ridiculous rules that have tarnished the game—and pitches A-plus stuff on how to make baseball pure, fun, and damn near perfect.

Baseball has an image problem. The chorus of nonbelievers gets louder every year, and the Major Leagues have made an art of tuning them out. Enter Joe Kelly: a walking, talking, fastball-throwing embodiment of why baseball matters. He and his All-Star team of athletes and celebrities have some things to say about what’s gone wrong with our once great game and how to fix it.

A Damn Near Perfect Game is the loudest insider’s exposé of the laws and culture of Major League Baseball since Jim Bouton’s classic Ball Four. From Kelly’s perspective as a two-time World Series champion and baseball’s most memeable player according to ESPN, he takes listeners on a house-cleaning tour of the clubhouse, the field of play, the bullpen, the front office, the commissioner’s office, and a ballplayer’s restricted life off the field. Kelly has something to say about baseball’s rule changes (pitch clocks, limiting defensive shifts, the designated hitter); hacks (overused analytics, sign-stealing); stale promotion to new fans; and encouraging players’ emotions (let them fight, bat-flip, and talk sh*t!). Plus, he details how he aired his complaints in an illuminating meeting with commissioner Rob Manfred.

And to show what happens when baseball has some piss and vinegar, Kelly gives the inside scoop on his legendary exploits—starting a bench-clearing brawl with the Yankees’ Tyler Austin, his famous “pouty face” scene when calling out the notorious sign-stealing Houston Astros, and wearing a mariachi jacket to visit the White House with his World Series champion LA Dodgers.

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Honest Raw Reflections • Entertaining Childhood Stories • Great Narration • Authentic Baseball Love
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I loved Joe's part of the story, very solid and entertaining. What I didn't like was how they added a bunch of short stories by other people at the end. It was a little too much and felt like they were just padding the book.

Great but...

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I’m a lover of baseball, almost addicted to it. Joe Kelly’s perspective is so accurate and his narrative was fun to listen to. L J Ganser did a great job; he’s a natural!

Loved every minute of it!

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Didn’t love the narrator, but great book overall. I think Joe shows he has a great perspective on the game of baseball.

Could use a better narrator

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Loved Joe’s stories and also all of the stories & perspectives of other baseball lovers. This is a fun, easy read that reminds us that America’s game is so much fun! Get it today.

Baseball isn’t boring!

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Like baseball the book has great highlights interesting facts, and it’s slow sometimes. I thought some areas needed more depth. It would’ve made the book more interesting. Overall it was a nice presentation concerning today’s baseball game. I’m suffering Mets fan since the beginning, and I love the sport. And my team. Let’s go Mets!

Like baseball

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Love the honesty of Joe Kelly’s experience in the MLB. Such a rare thing these days!

Finally An Honest Look Into The MLB Insight

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If you love baseball this is a great read. Changed my view of the current commissioner and enjoyed the stories of how others became fans.

Great Baseball Book

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I loved this book! What a great look at the inside of baseball from a players perspective. Joe Kelly honest and raw about his feelings towards the game is refreshing, because as a fan of baseball, it’s what I think as well about some of the issues he talks about. If you are any kind of fan of baseball, this is a must read.

The Best!!

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A Damn Near Perfect Game is part biography and part a look at the game through the eyes of the fiery relief pitcher Kelly. Kelly does an outstanding job in describing the beauty and timeless aspects of the game. Full of stories from his childhood all the way to explaining how he obtained the mariachi jacket that he wore to the White House. Somewhat of a surprise is that JK is all for making the game more adaptable to today's fans. Quicker pace and players showing their personality on the field. All in all a delight for this 65 year old Dodger fan who will perhaps look at the changes in the game with a more open attitude. Ganser does an outstanding job as the narrator. Highly recommended if you love the "damn near perfect game"

Something goes on between the lines thats magic

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Loved getting to know Joe Kelly in depth. This book provides a lot of insight to MLB and his perspective on baseball as a whole. Where I was disappointed with Joe was that his disdain for MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred allowing the Houston Astros to be crowned World Series champions after discovering their cheating was obvious in the opening segments of his book. However, later in the book and Joe meeting with the Commissioner, there was no mention/discussion of Manfred's decision to allow Houston to remain World Series champions. I wish he would have said something in the book to address that situation with the Commissioner when he had the opportunity. That decision by Rob Manfred left a black mark in baseball history with significant repercussion and my love for the game.

Loved it but whiffed on Rob Manfred

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