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  • Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Your Mom's House Ep. 813

    Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Your Mom's House Ep. 813
    Jun 4 2025
    Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Go to https://coorslight.com/YMH to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. And be sure to keep an eye out on Coors Light’s social handles all summer long for more exciting announcements. Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today. We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW, Your Mom’s House Ep. 813 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $300 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 6/22/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:00 - Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops 00:09:53 - Not A Damn Chance! 00:15:25 - Tony Johns Booted From IG 00:19:49 - King Ass Ripper Update 00:24:03 - Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame 00:34:04 - Prince Stories 00:38:03 - Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic 00:40:39 - Clip: Hot Firefighters 00:41:42 - Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay 00:45:29 - Sinners & Mission: Impossible 00:48:38 - Clip: Crush Daddy 00:49:28 - Tom On Monday Night RAW 00:53:14 - The French President Slap 00:58:13 - Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  • Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812

    Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
    May 28 2025
    Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/YMH Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order. Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 812 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:42 - Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String 00:07:05 - Norm Summerton Update 00:17:41 - Gay Stuff 00:23:50 - Scammed By Keanu 00:28:02 - Hassling Denzel At Cannes 00:31:55 - Clip: Pup Play At Cannes 00:33:17 - Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu 00:40:20 - Comedy Broads 00:47:57 - Dealing With Trauma 00:53:47 - Clip: Youthful Yoni 00:56:50 - Please Like Me 01:04:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:08:59 - Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel 01:11:36 - Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain 01:13:52 - A Pish Break & A Fart 01:18:16 - Christina's Curations 01:37:39 - Wrap Up 01:39:11 - Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h y 43 m
  • You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811

    You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
    May 21 2025
    Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee. Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't forget to watch Brent Weinbach's new special "POPULAR CULTURE" on YouTube! Check out the rest of his YouTube. SPONSORS: Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What’s everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week’s lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns. Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 811 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:15 - Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody 00:14:57 - A Pazsitzky Effect 00:20:39 - Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials 00:29:46 - Tony Johns Update 00:33:01 - Algorithms 00:35:40 - Brent Weinbach Apologizes To The Sponsors 00:43:24 - High School 00:48:15 - The Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time 00:51:30 - Reunions & Tourist Stuff 01:00:07 - Gimp Comeback 01:05:42 - Special Delivery From Amazon 01:09:18 - Lost Videos & Gay Electronica Music 01:18:56 - Christina's Curations 01:32:31 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:35:15 - Blood Suckers 01:39:22 - North Korean Hotel Room 01:43:52 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h y 47 m
  • Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810

    Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
    May 14 2025
    Don't forget to watch Mike Birbiglia's new special "The Good Life" streaming on Netflix May 26th! Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order. Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House! - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by storytelling savant, Broadway boy, and sleepwalking legend Mike Birbiglia! Tom and Christina kick off the show glazing Tom's newly released Netflix series Bad Thoughts. They also check out some wild clips that include a fat as shit Steven Seagal, Daddy Reecie laying down the law, farting girls, gay walls, and threesome with a mother that'll make your skin crawl (or turn you on?) The Main Mommies also chime in on convicted SA-er Gerard Depardieu peeing on a plane. Who does that remind you of? If you said "Bert", you're probably right. Mike Birbiglia next enters the Mommy Dome and dives deep into how he went from sleepwalking out a window to developing one-man shows, hitting Broadway, and being in a Taylor Swift video. He shares how his religious parents reacted to his material, what it’s like entertaining the Pope, and how becoming a dad has shifted his lens on life, comedy, and swim meets. Plus, they also talk bad radio shows, booking nightmares, bouncing checks, comedy condos full of pubes, and that time Uber warned Tom about a shootout. Mike and Tom also get into legacies, asking their dads the tough questions, and what it's like raising kids who could not care less about their famous dads. Plus Enny still does not likes gay stuff and CP’s lipstick is still poppin’! Your Mom’s House Ep. 810 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:39 - Bad Thoughts Reactions 00:06:32 - Opening Clip: Daddy Reecie 00:08:43 - Messing With Corpses 00:15:17 - Gérard Depardieu Is a Fat Knucklehead 00:27:04 - Gay Stuff 00:35:16 - Enny Is Not Amused 00:40:09 - Clip: Do What You Do Best 00:41:50 - Clip: Katy Perry’s Dance Moves 00:43:58 - Clip: Bert Beat Diabetes 00:45:40 - Mike Birbiglia’s Good Life 00:52:40 - Sleepwalking & Storytelling 01:00:38 - Bringing Comedy To Broadway 01:05:38 - Chaotic Comedy Clubs 01:14:59 - Terrible Morning Radio 01:19:13 - Comedy Hacks 01:21:44 - Mike's Dad Doesn't Get What He Does 01:25:03 - Mike Birbiglia Met The Pope 01:30:21 - Raising Boys vs Girls 01:34:08 - Is It Cake & Taylor Swift 01:37:31 - Parents: Death and Connection 01:47:29 - Wrap Up 01:48:25 - Closing Song - Gay Questions by Mc FluidBond Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h y 52 m
  • Welcome To Your Mom's House with Tom Segura & Christina P!

    Welcome To Your Mom's House with Tom Segura & Christina P!
    May 12 2025
    Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them in watching wild videos, chatting with celebrity guests and sharing stories! Pull those jeans high and tight and welcome to the Mommy-Dome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  • White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809

    White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809
    May 7 2025
    Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/YMH Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold. They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name. Don't forget to check your b holes for sores! Your Mom’s House Ep. 809 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Fergie's Greatest Hits 00:05:56 - Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting 00:08:17 - Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy 00:09:32 - Opening Clip: Bed Flip 00:14:45 - Tony Johns Is Locked Up 00:22:46 - Mother Tongue 00:31:18 - The Cool Guy Who Got Away 00:42:38 - Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff 00:45:37 - Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets 00:54:05 - Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole 00:54:50 - A New Challenge 00:59:07 - Enny Thoughts 01:03:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:06:54 - Vietnamese Hair Salon 01:11:08 - Dates 01:12:51 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h y 17 m
  • Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

    Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808
    Apr 30 2025
    Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss Tom Segura's new sketch comedy series "Bad Thoughts" premiering on Netflix May 13th! SPONSORS: Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @‌drinklightstrike. You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to http://LIQUIDIV.COM and use code YMH at checkout. Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back from Fantasy Island and the Mommies kick things off with a classic opening clip that'll have you saying, "What?!"They catch up on Tony Johns’ latest adventures — including his Vegas sex scene and current courtroom drama — plus a surprise call from RPC where he seems down to drop everything and join the Vegas fun! Next, Tom drops the trailer for his brand-new Netflix show and debuts it for the all the Mommies first. Tim and Kirsten also weigh in on Mick Jagger’s wedding, Keanu’s appropriately aged girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow’s face situation, and why taking care of yourself before you're too old is the move. They next go down a TikTok rabbit hole which includes bad haircuts, buffets, secret menu items, portal jumping, Little Debbie honey buns, and fat-shaming in Thailand. All this, plus some music dreams, rougey cocktails, underage drinking nostalgia, lipstick plugs, and a whole lot of gay corn jokes. Pull those jeans up! Your Mom’s House Ep. 808 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:54 - Fantasy Island 00:09:49 - Opening Clip: WHAT?! 00:14:50 - Tony Johns + RPC Collab? 00:29:33 - YMH Exclusive: Bad Thoughts Full Trailer Premiere 00:35:46 - Lipstick Plug & Greased Up 00:37:55 - Mick Jagger Got Married 00:42:19 - Taking Care Of Yourself 00:48:22 - Clip: Ms. Pat Asks Trick Daddy About Diddy 00:49:32 - Clip: Black Light Daddy Pop Star 00:53:25 - Adult Beverages 01:01:47 - Christina's Curations 01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Any C*m In Those Balls" by TPK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h y 17 m
  • Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807

    Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
    Apr 23 2025
    Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to http://1800Flowers.com/YMH. Shop data plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts." We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out. Your Mom’s House Ep. 807 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:10 - Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun 00:08:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie 00:10:52 - Clip: 8 Head 00:12:23 - Big Word Blunder 00:19:17 - Clip: YMH Muppets 00:22:03 - Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers 00:25:29 - More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:30:56 - Clip: Baseball Sock 00:37:55 - Clip: Neck Veins 00:39:42 - Broads In Space 00:42:28 - Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams 00:49:13 - Little Person Jokes 00:58:21 - Snow White & Tiptoes 01:05:55 - Try It Out 01:09:18 - A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump 01:18:29 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:25:51 - TikToks 01:34:08 - Shame 01:40:36 - Wrap Up 01:41:47 - Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h y 45 m
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