Thread Lifts & Face Myths

Let’s be honest: if you’ve ever pulled back your own face in the mirror and thought, “Yes, this—this is the look,” you’re not alone. This week, Tyler and Andrew saddle up to dissect thread lifting, a procedure that sounds like it belongs in a sewing kit but actually involves barbed wires in your cheeks. Yes, really. If that sounds horrifying, don’t worry—Andrew explains it with the reassuring calm of a man who has definitely put more threads into people than a conspiracy subreddit.

We also talk Botox pricing structures that might be secretly screwing you over (spoiler: “per area” pricing is the Wild West of aesthetics), why “dose to effect” is the gospel injectors should be preaching, and how filler migration isn’t the ghost story you’ve been led to believe—it’s often just a tale of lazy technique. And then, in the grand finale, Tyler gleefully exposes Andrew’s complete incompetence with drywall, rice, and… temperature?

So whether you’re a curious patient, a seasoned injector, or just someone who wants to hear a professional doctor flail wildly when asked how to cook a steak, this episode has it all.

Links & Notes

• Learn more about Dr. Andrew Dargie’s Botox Course

• (00:00) - Welcome to Botox Cowboys
• (00:53) - Cowboy Wisdom
• (04:30) - Learning the Ropes: Thread Lifting
• (11:20) - No Bull
• (15:33) - Andrew's Adulting Quiz