Trap is truly one of those love-it-or-hate-it movies. Does it make sense? Absolutely not. Is it a hell of a fun ride? We think so – well, most of us. Can Cooper Trap get out of this sting operation masquerading as a pop concert? Hartnett is back and we couldn’t be happier seeing him in this wild film from the great M. Night Shyamalan. So grab your ticket, find your seat, and enjoy the refreshments as you hear us talk about the movie, as well as topics such as M. Night’s complete misunderstanding of how concerts function, Sabrina Carpenter kidnapping us and feeding us to Barry Keoghan, and “gargoyling”. All of that and so much more with returning Dreamer Girl Ashley McGlothren. This episode is gonna be crispy!

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Trap stars Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka, Hayley Mills, Alison Pill, and Marnie McPhail. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

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If you’ve ever worked on a feature length film before, you know one thing is for certain: it’s a miracle any movie ever gets made. It’s even more impressive when a bunch of scrappy filmmakers set out to make one with close to nothing for a budget. Hell House LLC is the first of many sequels in an original franchise that may not be the best found footage horror movie of all time, but it’s definitely a sincere effort in comparison to the tons of bad films of its kind you’ll find going straight to streaming. We’ll let you know if it’s worth watching as we discuss it this week. Plus we’ll detail our own haunted house experience, the one bad joke that may ultimately have broken Nathan, and we finally answer the question definitively – is Hitch a good movie? All of that and a hell of a lot more with returning guest Michael Moss.

Hell House LLC stars Ryan Jennifer Jones, Danny Bellini, Gore Abrams, Jared Hacker, Adam Schneider, and Alice Bahlke. Directed by Stephen Cognetti.

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All aboard! Step onto The Midnight Meat Train with us as this week we’re talking about the 2008 box office bomb from Ryûhei Kitamura. Bradley Cooper is about to pop with The Hangover next year, but before he can do that he has to take a ride on the subway with Vinnie Jones in this strange horror thriller. Is this a secret hit? The only way to find out is to listen to our episode. So grab your train ticket and have a seat as we discuss Ted Raimi’s odd staying power on our show, the queer allegory theory about the film, and where to get that sweet chainmail armor Cooper dawns in this movie. Yustice for Yurgis!

The Midnight Meat Train stars Bradley Cooper, Leslie Bibb, Tony Curran, Brooke Shields, Roger Bart, and Vinnie Jones. Directed by Ryûhei Kitamura.

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