Newcastle United fans, buckle up - it’s been a whirlwind of a week on Tyneside.

In this episode of Talk of the Toon, we break down the latest headlines:

• Anthony Elanga's exciting arrival from Nottingham Forest
• Callum Wilson’s emotional departure after five goal-filled years
• Sean Longstaff's possible move away amid Leeds United interest
• James Trafford’s future in limbo as goalkeeper talks stall

We dive into what these moves mean for Eddie Howe’s project, how the squad is shaping up for the season ahead, and which positions still need strengthening.

Tune in for 30+ minutes of insight, debate, and passionate Geordie chat. Don’t forget to share your thoughts with us - are NUFC making the right moves?

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We’ve done it. We’ve compiled the most painful, most ineffective, and most unforgettable Worst XI in Newcastle United’s Premier League history.

No loans. No Championship bailouts. Just 11 players who actually played in the top flight — and left us wondering how.

From Boumsong’s chaos to Rivière’s 1-in-26, we break down every pick, share the trauma, and even get stuck into the manager.

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Who picks a better Newcastle XI from the Premier League era – us, or AI? In this episode of Talk of the Toon, we each build our ultimate NUFC PL-era starting XI in a classic 4-4-2 formation.

We’ve got legends, cult heroes, and some serious debates (Isak or Ferdinand? Ginola or Gordon? Bruno or Speed?). Then, ChatGPT reveals its team - and it’s not messing around.

Can a bot really out-Toon us?

We debate the lineups, run a simulated match, who will win...?

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