It's the five year anniversary of our podcast! Join us as we do almost nothing to celebrate this.

Topics include: who makes the the best chocolate?; biting down on coins; why you can't straight up punch a motherfucker anymore; jackass radar; standup comedy; we actually talk about the history of the podcast; eggs and other food; scrote cups; eating bugs; Mike Patton; Happy Gilmore 2; Tom accidentally buys a McDonald's uniform; hash slaves; beer; Mike's plans for upgrading his recording space

#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow

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Riiiiiight on it.

Topics include: YouTube thinks Tom is a femboy; piss troughs; Japan; Choose Your Own Adventure books; Mike stands up for the dignity of gay people; beer tiers; Mex-Italian fusion cuisine; getting ready for the podcast's five year anniversary; could you handle three days of uninterrupted hiccuping?; scrotumatronics

#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow #PissTroughs #ChooseYourOwnAdventure #BeerSnobs #MexItalian #Scrotumatronics #FemboyConfusion

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I FOUND THE MEATLOAF!

Topics include: hole in the magnetosphere and the coming pole shift; Mike does not own the prerequisite pants to become the Incredible Hulk; get those shoes signed!; Tom performs a dissertation on Mike's farts; Elevator Game; Tom's army of child super soldiers; what mural would you paint on your house?; what kind of cat are Tom, Mike, and Amber as a collective?; a tasteless, hilarious joke; Mike's new air fryer

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #magnetosphere #poleshift #IncredibleHulk #farts #giantess #murals #childsoldiers

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That thing about the snapping turtles is totally true, BTW.

Topics include: standup comedy; Watching Amy Shumer Until I Laugh; the Hawk Tuah girl is suing people for no reason; Rachael Gunn; degloving your penis; cheese commercials about adult illiteracy; Gwar; Jim Morrison died of snapping turtles; things become heated leading up to and including Song of the Week; Charles Manson; ASMR (Sneaker Sex); Brandon is bootycalled or something by a D-List celebrity

See the full Gilbert Gottfried video here: https://youtu.be/4zDf_sKMUeA?si=1P0NPuayQa2PsV9h

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #GilbertGottfriedRealVoice #HawkTuahgirl #RachaelGunn #JimMorrison #ASMR #CharlesManson

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It was a cough, I tell you!

Topics include: Mike gets really high; Gemini AI goes insane and tells a user to die; our dystopian present and future; vajankles; Reese's Peanut Butter Cunt; Hershey's Chocolate World; what's up with kids running the air conditioning in the dead of winter?; fake it until you do not make it; gingers

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #weed #stoner #GeminiAI #dystopia #HersheyChocolateWorld #HersheyPark #airconditioning #gingers

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Take your little milk and cookies and get the fuck out of here!

Topics include: the Slap Heard 'Round the World; craft candy; various December holidays in 2024; new traditions; put the 'mas; back in Christmas; double butts; Tom bastardizes Christianity again; terrible holiday songs; gift giving, receiving, and insufferable spoiled brats; I'm buying pantyhose for ME!; Kurt Cobain's massive cockarms; lovely foreign insults; Richard Peterson

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #OrangeCreamsicle #craftcandy #decemberholidays #winterholidays #giftgiving #KurtCobainQuotes #RichardPeterson

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Put on the Meat Suit and deal with it.

Topics include: Tom's Philadelphia doppelganger; a truly unique band shirt; Wesley Willis and his headbump bruise; eating Play Doh; Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul; could you cut your own head off with a chainsaw?; This Old House; evolution and why it doesn't happen in a hundred years; The Meat Suit

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #painting #doppelganger #bandshirts #WesleyWillis #PlayDoh #MikeTysonVsJakePaul #ThisOldHouse

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Gather 'round folks, and I will sing you the song of my peop - OOH, BUTTERFLY, BUTTERFLY!!!

Topics include: Ghost in the Alexa; Jodi Arias; the human race is doomed; Tom's old comic book; Mike reviews the Wendy's Crabby Patty Meal; Indian food; weird band names; tech support; engagement rings; Mike's Tech Tips; Mike is lucky he doesn't get beaten up more often; bicyclists; BMX; ADD; conversion vans

#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #JodiArias #CrabbyPattyMeal #IndianFood #TechSupport #diamonds #EngagmentRings #techtips #bicyclists #BMX

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