The Teach: noun, when Tom and Kenny yell at you while skipping all the important rules. They then proceed to beat you to a pulp with a hand tied behind their back while repeating "get good" over and over. I don't understand why everyone is always complaining about the way we teach games. Kids have it so easy these days. They just watch Tom Vasel advertise his Excedra pain medication and think they know how to play stuff. Shoot, I haven't made a Kung Pow reference yet. Um... ah... That's a lot of nuts? Is that good enough producers? Please don't fire me.

Games we played:

4:31 - Valley of the Kings (2014, Tom Cleaver, AEG)

13:34 - Zendo (2001, Kory Heath & Andrew Looney, Looney Labs)

19:57 - Nyctophobia: Vampire Encounter (2018, Catherine Stippell, Pandasaurus)

26:31 - La Boca (2013, Inka & Markus Brand, KOSMOS)

100 games before you die:

32:05 - Quacks (2018, Wolfgang Warsch, CMYK)

https://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/321471/100-tabletop-games-to-play-before-turning-100

Topic:

38:07 - The Teach

SUSD Mastering the Teach https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5fjDaFuft8

Songs:

100 Games to Play Before You Die by Michael, Tyler, Devon, and Josh of The Boise RainBeaus

ROT by Bone Haus https://bonehaus.bandcamp.com/album/in-mourning

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All our socials https://linktr.ee/shelfstablecast

Playing your unplayed games is fairly simple: Article I, code blue, section A, step / phase 1) determine if said game is still desirable. For determining desirability please reference Appendix 2, section D. For definition of desirability please reference glossary of terms in the D&D monster manual under “anthropomorphic animals”.

For those who want the tips but can’t be bothered to listen: just play the games. Easy. It’s like the board game equivalent of “if you’re depressed, just be happy”. Works like a charm every time.

Games we played:

4:43 - Finca (2009, Wolfgang Sentker and Ralf zur Linde, Hans im Glück)

11:02 - Fields of Arle (2014, Uwe Rosenberg, Z-Man)

19:05 - Dominion (2008, Donald X. Vaccarino, Rio Grande)

23:57 - Renature (2020, Michael Kiesling and Wolfgang Kramer, Pegasus Spiele)

100 games before you die:

30:44 - Carcassonne (2000, Klaus-Jürgen Wrede, Hans im Glück)

https://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/321471/100-tabletop-games-to-play-before-turning-100

Topic:

34:44 - Playing Through Your Shelf of Shame

How I Finished My Gaming Backlog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuszSUI_qBY

How to Recognize a Terrible Anime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G30xZxJLR8U

Songs:

100 Games to Play Before You Die by Michael, Tyler, Devon, and Josh of The Boise RainBeaus

ROT by Bone Haus https://bonehaus.bandcamp.com/album/in-mourning

All our socials https://linktr.ee/shelfstablecast

Great venue, fun crowd, good topic, Tom burps into the microphone- wait... Tom burps into the microphone? Gather round and listen in agony as we recommend Monopoly Deal to some innocents. Hold on, I think I had another game as a backup for this topic. Actually wait, I had two games as backups for this topic. Never mind, just move on to the next slide please.

Topic: Mass Market Replacements

Songs:

ROT by Bone Haus https://bonehaus.bandcamp.com/album/in-mourning

All our socials https://linktr.ee/shelfstablecast