NOTICE OF NONCOMPLIANCE
File #: QJ-001-S1 Jurisdiction: Vault Dome District / Greater Googie Sector
Summary of Infractions:
- General architecture fails to meet HOA stylistic codes
- Unregistered AM-band transmissions detected
- Exterior color schemes deviate from approved desert tones
- Suspected use of restricted roofing compounds
Details Include:
- All structures must feature stucco exteriors and ceramic tile roofing
- Unauthorized broadcasting has reached listeners within a six-mile radius
- Despite generous HOA-approved swatches in beige and sand, red and black remain prohibited
- Roof sample analysis reveals illegal use of reclaimed tar and industrial-grade mystery steel
Required Action: Immediate review of this noncompliance notice. Begin remediation per enclosed pamphlets and color wheels. Compliance is not optional.
Penalty for Ongoing Violation: Continuous aerial monitoring via HOA-sanctioned drones, court-appointed field representatives, and compounding civic penalties.
Filed by: C.I.A. (Ceramic Intelligence Authority)
Status: Binding until further notice
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