Episodios

  • Second Helpings - I've Got Some Brain Problems
    Jun 6 2025

    It's time for some more slippy sloppy Second Helpings as Large Adult Choir Member Jackie Zebrowski brings us up to date on any, and all, things happening with her newest obsession because she's a Choir Girl now, and MJ loves that for her.

    Then we're jumpin' RIGHT into 'Hereditary' as MJ gives his breakdown on how extra NOT to watch 'Hereditary', with many a SPOILER to beLISTEN from 9:00.279 til around 25:49.522 or so: LISTENER BEWARE, YOU'RE IN FOR A SPOILER SCARY. Jackie highly suggests the Youtube series called 'Hereditary - The Complete Guide (Everything Explained)' by Youtuber Novum, which is a deep dive into the many little easter eggs and such. Eyerolls heard for miles as the genre 'Elevated Horror' enters the chat. MJ and Jackie want to 'BRIIIINNNGGG HHHEERRR BAAACCKKK', even if NO ONE WARNED JACKIE 'BOUT DEAD DAD UP TOP (except everyone totally did, but it was TOOOO LATE!). She's also super salty Henry and Ed got to interview the directors of previously mentioned movie for Side Stories, UGH. 'Eddington' is comin' out soon and it's gettin' weeeeeird reviews, but that won't stop Jackie's watchin' it! Jackie also received a wicked box of Aussie Snackies from some very nice people which leads to a MUTED JACKIE'S INTERNATIONAL SNACKIES @ around 1:10:54.579 til basically the end, but there's not really any muchin' noises. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been dubbed 'a weirdo' for talkin' 'bout his sons MAGNUM DONG as seen in 'The White Lotus' (S3, E1; 56min, 51sec), and MJ can't keep them HAWGS straight. Jackie started the Nick Kroll sitcom on Hulu called 'Adults' and it's makin' her reminisce with a tear in 'er eye, and THAT sends 'em BOTH down an "IM SORRY" bad youth behavior memory road. Then it's time to check in on them bitches from 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives', AND HOW WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS!!??! TLC's 'Polyfamily' is exactly what everyone expected. Kylie Jenner posted a specyspicy 'Sex and The City' meme 'bout B-Ball 'cause TimTims team lost, which bounces us right into some SPECTATOR SPORTS TALK! AND SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

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    1 h y 13 m
  • Vow Renewal - It's Horrible. w/ Holden McNeely
    Jun 5 2025

    UHOH! The Booger King is BACK and he has a VERY personal message; he heard each and every dirty little slander attack that Jake Young from 'Nerd Of Mouth' did DARE TO SLING last episode, and this CHARACTER ASSASSINATION will NOT CONTINUE. He's here with aaaaallllllll the 'Tay News' that PROVES he is the one, true Tayenator regardless of the BRAINLESS rumors being spread by A TRAITOR!

    BIG TAY NEWS! She got her masters back, but that's got people feelin' duped, BUT ALSO the subpoena from Justin Baldoni has been DROPPED. Holden's Future Sight has been confirmed, Kylie Jenner is gettin' into the TITTY GRITTY about them honkers in a response to a social media comment 'cause they asked, HILARIA Baldwin proved she's TOTALLY FINE with all the jokes online...by spending money and time to recreate fanart making fun of her and replying to nasty comments onli-WHENIAMTALKINGYOUARENOTTALKING, Jackie's tryin' to do her part to SAVE THE KIDS by buyin' up all them MARIHUANA contaminated Haribo gummies but then she realized they were the 'Fizzy Cola' ones and ew, no. But she is LOOOOOOSIN' IIIITTTTTT over all them Oreo collabs lately, including the Coke collab. A POX UPON WHOEVER SET UP THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO SANG 'MOANA' ACAPELLA ON THE DELAYED FLIGHT, AND JUSTICE FOR MS RACHEL. Then onto THE LIST of 'Famous Actors Who Were Killed, Kidnapped, or Otherwise Seriously Traumatized On MOVIESEEEETTSSS!!!', the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:01:51.928 - 1:08:40.471 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:06:19.679!

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    1 h y 13 m
  • Second Helpings - The Curse of Living This Long
    May 30 2025

    Gather 'round the dinner table, it's time to slop-up some SECOND HELPINGS, including MJ's watchin' "Full House" with their TWO YUTES and how "A Very Special Episode" led to them realizing the hand they've played in creating today's WOKE BULLSHIT generation, a parallel experience of finishin' "Andor" S2 and divin' STRAIGHT in C H R O N O L O G I C A L O R D E R to "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" as they each launch into their "Star Wars" JOURNEY, Jackie's watched the first episode of "90 Day: Hunt for Love" (ANOTHER "90 Day" spinoff, but this time it's a DATING REALITY COMPETITION!), MJ can now humbly give AN ANSWER on if they can still enjoy "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" or are these women just suffering too much?, Jackie and Geoff discovered a youtuber that's her version of ASMR during a late-nite can'tsleepYoutubedive (audio included in episode around 22min; Snakealive - Grand Illusions), MJ's givin' their kids a 90's Summer, but NOT THAT KIND, "Everybody's Live with John Mulaney" has ended and Jackie must scream but she won't be screamin' any spoilers for "The Rehearsal" other than she says 'the ending is GENUIS', MJ is just watchin' the TikTok of Alexander Skarsgård and Pedro Pascal kissin', Dakota Fanning has a new movie about her goin' after TWO old men, the "Jurassic World Rebirth" popcorn bucket is.....something, MJ's gettin' hawt for sad boi Barry profile, Sydney Sweeney selling bath water soap with Dr. Squatch, Amy Poehler had the OG I C K from Tom Cruise because he did a bunch of flips in a movie and NOT because he's part of a bullshit cult that's slowly dying, Michelle Williams recently talked about how horrible it was living with Ryan Gosling during the shooting for "Blue Valentine", Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos are letting us all know they fuck....a lot.....again, Jackie is askin' MJ to watch "Hereditary" and asks WE ALL try to absorb the new "Pee-wee" doc before NEXT WEEK PLS, Hugh Jackman's divorce has finalized and here's hoping she takes him for it all, Dick Van Dyke just wants that sweet sweet release, AND SO MUCH MORE TO SLURP UP THIS WEEK!

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    1 h y 15 m
  • Vow Renewal - Not Like the Other Nerds w/ Jake Young
    May 29 2025

    This week Holden might not be here in the flesh, but he's here in the SWEAT as LPN's anime kawaii desu uwu nerdy bestie drops by the sleepover for the FIRST TIME EVER, Jake Young!

    Jackie's asking the serious questions regarding allegiances, until Jake admits he hasn't really been keeping in the loop, unless it's K-Pop! Then Jackie blows up Jake's spot with some Horse Girl discourse that lays out the many facets of said Horse Girls, including Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray, the bizarre horse girl idol anime based on a mobile game he's currently allowing into his brain. Then it's time for CRUISE CORNER, and how ole' Tom can't eat popcorn let alone digest it anymore, Miley Cyrus fillin' Kimmel in on Disney vs Nickelodeon Gays, Britney Spears lit a cig drunkenly on a plane then blamed her friend in her rambling Instagram caption, then on the list "Risky Casting Decisions That Ended Up Being Worth the Director's Heart Palpitations", the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:11:55.600 -1:27:19.362!

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    1 h y 30 m
  • Second Helpings - I Do, I DEFINITELY Know What You Did Last Summer
    May 23 2025

    This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ reminisce about the classic "Daddy's Deli", MJ has a brief "Who's the Bitch?" in regards to Hilaria Baldwin, then it's on to the new season of "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" and the embarrassment and sadness that's surely in store for the children in the series as they grow. Jackie gets into Season 2 of "Andor" to MJ's delight, Jackie breaks down how slippy sloppy the new "Dune" films are, HBO Max is HBO Max...again, TLC's new show on poly relationships is baaaaad, and Jackie encourages MJ to get onto "The Rehearsal" train. Tim Robinson delights with "Friendship", and MJ gives a breakdown of "Four Seasons" to Jackie who's throwin' out the totally not insane "Final Destination: Bloodlines" plus even more in this week's Second Helpings!

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    1 h y 13 m
  • Vow Renewal - I'm The Holden Today w/ Natalie Jean
    May 22 2025

    This week LPN's resident Big Sister Natalie Jean crashes the slumba parta to dish on what dance movies are and are NOT Real Dancer Approved, MJ is feelin' Pope-positive, and Jackie's jealous of Pope Bob's MEAT until she adjusts her crown and remembers WHO SHE IS. A Woman In Total Control (of) Hotdogs. Natalie introduces everyone to a new phrase while talkin' 'bout the controversy surrounding CANNES, which just leads to Jackie giving us a street phrase lesson no one wanted. Nuts out for the alpha male as the eternal question is asked; big testies or lil testies, which do they prefer? Jackie and Henry are trying to grief watch all the 'John Wick's without seeing the dog scene again BECAUSE IT DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST DEREK KOLSTAD, Jamie Lee Curtis got plastic surgery at 25 because some scumbag cinematographer sucks at his job and blamed her face instead of doing some self-reflection, MJ and Jackie suffered through all of 'Manual Not Included' SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! And yes, they do in fact talk shit on you, HILARIA. Lotta people are still mad at Sarah Silverman, AND SO MUCH MORE! Then it's time for a list with a title longer than the list itself, 'Plot Driven Bits of Movie Trivia That'll Have Ur Mom Askin' 'Wait, What's Goin' On? I Thought He Was The GOOD GUY!?'', the Blindz, and a seriously savory Jackie's Snackies with MJ's Munchie Minute from 1:08:31.980 til 1:16:29.555!


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    1 h y 20 m
  • Vow Renewal - All Corgis Are Barkers w/ Holden McNeely
    May 15 2025

    This week Holden's back-back again, and he's thirsty for more LPN time as he and MJ try to keep Jackie sane after the very recent loss of her father, so it's time to goss' 'bout the fact that Hilaria Baldwin has come out as having a very special brain which is why she pretend to be from EL SPAAAAAIINNOOOO, MJ started 'Manuel Not Included' and it's causin' them great mental distress but now they're wondering if it's all a conspiracy to let Alec Baldwin do a silly racist accent in interviews?!?!, Lea Michele makes claim she can read, but the lady doth protest TOO MUCH, Jackie's the only one of the three watching the new season of 'The Rehearsal' and she's not sure what the show is anymore, but speaking of awkward humor, she highly suggests Tim Robinson's new movie 'Friendship'. China's first corgi police dog is in trouble AGAIN and no one can remember who picked this article, Taytay got served with a subpoena in the ongoing LivelyxBaldoni case and it's got MJ firing shots at the Beyhive with even MORE conspiracies!, there's a '10 Things I Hate About You' musical comin' to Broadway bein' scored by the one and the only Carly Rae Jepsen, and MUCH MORE! Then a list featuring an actor who ate real dog poop on camera and 29 other HORRIFYING BEHIND THE SCENES THAT LITERALLY MADE ME SICK TO MY STOOOOMACH (per the list title), the Blindz, and a totally remote Jackie's Snackies with MJ's Munchie Minute, and Holden Likes to Eat Two Things....PUSSY & SNACKS from 1:07:03.829 til 1:16:42.609!

    HAIL HENRY THOMAS ZEBROWSKI SENIOR!

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    1 h y 21 m
  • Second Helpings - Singin' in the Rain WATCHALONG
    May 9 2025

    May brings spring break showers for all your tap dancin' needs during Network Vacay!

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    1 h y 51 m
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