Eric makes it home and tries smoking a ham. Jon gets into his front door and the bees are good. Record breaking botnets. Cybersecurity reports. Peep origins. Extraterrestrial life.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 7:38 - Record Breaking Botnet
• 11:23 - Cybersecurity Report
• 22:46 - Peep Origins
• 30:12 - Extraterrestrial Life

Jon farms and Eric drives. Apple case in the UK won't be secret, don't blow up systems on your way out the door, and CVE gets a new maintainer. Ramp meters proven to work, and who doesn't need a little carrot cake in their life?

• 0:00 - Intro
• 7:40 - Sunlight, Please?
• 9:23 - (Bad) Mic Drop
• 13:12 - To CVE or not to CVE
• 19:55 - Ramp Meters FTW
• 24:57 - Carrot Cake

Jon and Eric mull over a new podcast idea, Door Talk. Eric looks forward to a drive and Jon has bees, seedlings, and fond memories of an Explorer. AI is making password hacking easier while Patch Tuesday slides through with plenty of folks riding side-saddle. Question: Is bringing back extinct species a Good Thing?

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 9:59 - Go for Passkeys
• 13:21 - Patch Tuesday and Friends
• 18:40 - Extinct Species Debate
• 23:31 - Dire Wolves are Back!

Jon returns from spring break, and Eric's getting (house) improvements done. Bezos' Kuiper project has to launch a lot of satellites in the next year, Wikimedia's bot problem and AI data poisoning projects, is there actually a Signal vulnerability, and 23 and Me's bankruptcy declaration. For fun we have the Artemis 2 patch reveal, and a (RISC-V compatible!) computer built inside the game Terraria.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 12:58 - Kuiper Launch
• 15:26 - Data Poisoning Projects
• 21:54 - It's not Signal's Problem
• 25:57 - Change Your Genetic Data
• 31:30 - AII Patch Reveal
• 33:31 - Computerraria

Eric and Jon do #notMuch over the weekend; Apple's hearing over ADP begins, AI Search (referrals) are growing rapidly, Apple will support e2ee RCS (blue+green=teal?), and now (not?) to roll back CISA firings. Eric enjoys Real (Tasty) Ramen, and maybe we can regrow our teeth in a couple years.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 8:05 - Closed Door Tribunal
• 10:05 - AI Search Explodes
• 14:48 - Teal Bubbles?
• 19:18 - Insecure Unfiring
• 24:59 - (Not Top) Ramen
• 28:58 - New Teeth for You

Jon takes care of bees and Eric finds AI fun in his spam folder. Apple declines to comment while hackers launder more crypto. Beware of Trump-themed cryptocurrency scams and knock-off Android TV boxes. Eric drops another reservation fee on an "ugly" vehicle while Jon makes swords. For middleschoolers. What could possibly go wrong.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 9:32 - Apple Declines to Comment
• 11:26 - Laundering Crypto
• 13:19 - TRUMP-coin scam
• 15:53 - Android TV Badbox 2.0
• 21:07 - Looks better than a Cybertruck
• 25:01 - Jon Makes Swords

Eric tidies and Jon may have two hives. A US Army soldier is arrested in relation to the AT&T breach last year, scam compounds are using Starlink, and a huge info stealer dump loaded into HIBP. For fun we have the next step in cloning a mammoth ... gene edited mice, and potential genetic factors in how Greenland sharks live for more than 400 years.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 9:07 - Followup
• 14:27 - Scam Compounds + Starlink
• 20:32 - 23 Billion Rows
• 29:09 - Woolly Mammoth Mouse
• 32:38 - Greenland Sharks