In today’s episode, The Ryans are back and raunchier than ever! While Matt is exhausted after a week spent searching New York City for his lost phone, jacket, and scooter, Nicole is perplexed by the mysterious parent who shows up at their kids’ bus stop dressed like a ninja.

Later, they mull over the pros and cons of city life while contemplating a future move to the suburbs. In a relatable yet mortifying pivot, Matt and Nicole jokingly reflect on their teenage masturbation habits, particularly after an insightful look into their son Keegan’s iPad search history.

Who knew that the dirty Google searches of today’s youth ranged from ‘barbecue sauce on titties’ to ‘kissing on the lips’?

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich take a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the birth of this podcast, their own battles with COVID, and the day Rich said goodbye to New York. The TV Dad Face-Off heats up as Bandit from Bluey goes head-to-head with Phil Dunphy from Modern Family.

Plus, Nicole needs your advice—her daughter Parker is struggling with insomnia. They also tackle the ultimate Disneyland survival guide, a listener’s bold plan to meet Rich in Mexico, and one mom’s face-to-face showdown with her daughter’s bully.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole share the top 5 signs that nothing’s going to be happening in the bedroom tonight, from Rich’s wife Sarah wearing headache hats (if you don’t know what those are, don’t worry; Nicole doesn't either) to a simple but rare “No, not tonight,” from Nicole’s husband, Matt. Later in the ‘What We Hate’ segment, Rich is understandably sad about his dog getting older, which is why Nicole cheers him up by sharing more about her recent experience in Las Vegas, including a story involving — Rich’s words — a “sloppy drunk lesbian from the bathroom.” Lastly, Nicole leaves us with the reminder to always make sure you’re off speakerphone before talking about how horny you are, while Rich lets us in on his wife’s recent illegal escapades.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm