Wil and Charlie's dreams comes true when a box arrives in the studio. It creates the ultimate crack that box, followed by a ranking to end all rankings. Their hard work has paid off, but will the high go to their heads (or stomachs). Then, a blast from the past. An old friend crashes the show to discuss their "jaunt". Wil has a problem with the word "jaunt". Then he tips over a wine glass full of water and almost kills the studio. There's a lot going on in this episode.

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Welcome to the only footy pod to honour the winter solstice, then dive into the struggles of Carlton fans, and the rise of Fremantle's young stars. Could Ross Lyon be a deadbeat coach? And what's up with Luke Jackson's tattoos? A listener draws parallels between Carlton and Spurs fans, and Wil gives his take on which AFL coach would win Survivor.

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Alan Davies is one of the world's great comedians. Since he emerged in the UK's stand-up scene in the late 80s, he's forged a successful career across radio and television. He's been a permanent panellist on the BBC's long-running game show QI, and published two books about his life (with a third coming this September). But performing in front of a live audience still holds a special place in Alan's heart. He reflects on his life and career, the importance of creativity, and how he still manages to find the funny in the everyday. Alan will be bringing his new stand-up show, Think Ahead, to Australia this November and December.

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Charlie has a sinus infection and his lack of medical treatment risks an unavoidable spa treatment, 24 months in the making. He makes it to the massage but at what cost? Geez we're all getting old aren't we? Wil has a confession to make about a birthday gift gone wrong. The pair compare questionable gig behaviour — sausage roll vs meth pipe edition before creating a new kids TV series titled, 'Jungle Jim' who fights his arch nemesis, 'Laptop Larry'.

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Charlie's message to suffering Saints fans is plagued with technical issues, making it an apt metaphor for their season. Did Nintendo learn a thing or two from Colgate and bring in a random celeb to play the loser role in their commercial. Nat Fyfe is back and on a mission to have the most ripped abs in the league now that Bailey Smith is getting all the attention and a listener suggests a rule change that the boys love, but only Nick Daicos will be able to execute.

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Comedian, Internet goblin, and performance artist, Vidya Rajan takes you inside the comedy writer's room and structuring a longform story. Vidya describes her approach to social media and life online generally as we know it, including the 'Vidya Bot' she created using AI and data from her Twitter account. Then, a look at Vidya's interactive live show based around the name, 'Greg'. Also: growing up in Kuwait, working in law, and becoming a carer.

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Courtesy of our Patreon subscribers: Wil and Charlie revisit the very first episode of TOFOP, titled 'Super Piss', recorded about 15 years ago. The hosts have bought a podcasting kit off ebay and have taped one of the microphones to an easel. Hear the hosts wrestle with (and sometimes delight in) their younger selves as they react to key moments from episode 1 of TOFOP. Some things have changed, but surprisingly, many things have stayed the same.

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Not only is this the podcast for footy adjacent entertainment, but we're also your number one Matlock podcast (just don't call it a reboot). Charlie thinks there were no good stories to come out of this round, but at least we can judge the MND sliders. What does Bailey Smith have in his fridge to offer the big wigs at Geelong and Andrew Dillon? Plus, we hear from you about what contests you want to see the coaches take part in and we speculate on who the winner might be.

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