Comedian Alex Edelman (https://www.alexedelmancomedy.com/) stops by as Jason describes a wine thief dubbed "Thirsty Kirstie" indentified herself in Facebook comments, Daniel explains how a man has offered to split lottery winnings with the thieves that stole his credit card and bought the winning ticket, and Randy warns letting your child bite a soccer referee, and so much more!

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Comedian Fahim Anwar (https://www.fahimanwar.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a man was given a parking ticket because his car's shadow was in a disabled spot, Jason explains why a Florida man was running into mailboxes on a lawnmower, and Randy warns against throwing fish and carrots into the DMV, and so much more!

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Comedian, writer, and podcast Dana Gould (Perfectly Normal) stops by as Jason describes how owning a Cybertruck has cost one roofer his customers, Randy explains why a woman was arrested for throwing a "First Date" brick through her ex's window, and Daniel warns against pretending to be a DEA agent to get fast food discounts, and so much more!

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Comedian and writer Dan Levy stops by as Randy describes how a man claims to have set a masturbation world record, Dan explains why a taxi driver led police on a multi-state chase, and Jason warns against pouring whiskey in Holy Water, and so much more!

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Comedian Jimmy Shin (Wok This Way) stops by Randy describes a man that stole goods, showered, and was found asleep in a firehouse: a full Goldilocks, Daniel explains why a Belgian couple has use the same 4 letters to name their kids, and Jason warns against hiding your drugs in a bag labeled "definitely not drugs," and so much more!

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Comedian Pete Holmes (https://peteholmes.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a typo lead a Maryland woman to be declared dead, Randy explains that a falconer was fired after posting a picture of his penis online after his implant surgery, and Daniel warns against cheating on your spouse near a traffic cam, and so much more!

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Comedian Mike Falzone (https://mikefalzone.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a Clearwater was arrested for stealing luggage after a family caught him wearing their clothes, Jason explains how a man dropped his phone in a donation box and the temple refuses to give it back, and Randy warns against dieting so hard that you break into a Burger King and drink used cooking oil, and so much more!

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Comedian and podcaster Doug Benson (https://douglovesmovies.com) stops by as Jason describes a cop that was watching porn as his cruiser hit a parked car, Randy explains why a bride was furious after finding out a wedding prank she pulled was real, and Daniel warns against reading police cars a little too literally, and so much more!

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