Episodios

  • TIME TRAVEL SPECIAL EPISODE: Dot.Plot://Ascension_FiNaL ReBirth_bY_sLeEp?!?!?!?

    TIME TRAVEL SPECIAL EPISODE: Dot.Plot://Ascension_FiNaL ReBirth_bY_sLeEp?!?!?!?
    Mar 14 2025
    Robert built a time machine, back to 2016, and cut together an absolute HEATER of a career retrospective. From the lost "Soundcloud" era of Dot Plot, a magnificent clip show, containing the birth of some of our most recurring bits. It is a beaut. Meanwhile, your intrepid hosts take a trip to the movies and watch Mobile Suit Gundam: GQuuuuuuuuuuuuuX!!! What did they think of it? Will we ever return from the time vortex Bob built? Why so many "u's" in the name of this show? Answers await you, viewer.

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    1 h y 16 m
  • Bogus Host <> ~About the Time Quinn Tried to make Orb Again (It should have killed him)~ [Bob Rewrites the Ending Line]//Kalena Does Crimes For The CHURCH?//

    Bogus Host <> ~About the Time Quinn Tried to make Orb Again (It should have killed him)~ [Bob Rewrites the Ending Line]//Kalena Does Crimes For The CHURCH?//
    Jan 19 2025

    Hot Diggity Shit Anime Fans. Welcome back, Viewer. We're in the ZONE. We're KICKING OUT THE JAMS, Podcast-wise. And there are various levels of success. We Hit up Ron Kamonohashi for his Forbidden Deductions, which Quinn squanders. He's a squander-y lil fella. Then we get served up a piping hot plate of Scooby-Doo Spook-taculars in "A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!" Robert cooks up some isekai bullshit and takes us to the Boardwalk, and we finish it off with an all-timer. An exquisite example of WHY we do this. The Siren Call of the Anime-mines is none more evident than in "Bogus Skill <> ~About that Time I became able to eat multiple skill fruits (that kill you)~" And We ABANDON OUR ENDING TAGLINE. IT WAS DOGSHIT AND WE KNEW IT. AND THEN, THE CLOUDS PARTED, AND HEAVEN DELIVERED UNTO US A BLESSING FROM BABBALABBA-DINGDONG, HOT BOB HIMSELF! UNTO US HE SPOKE SUCH DIVINE SCRIPTURES THAT I DARE NOT UTTER THEM BEFORE THEY HAVE CHANCE TO TAKE PURCHASE IN YOUR EAR CANALS AND FILL YOUR HEART WITH THE TRUTH AND JUSTICE OF ASCENSION. It's a good show we do here.



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    1 h y 5 m
  • Ear Crimes abound, An Insurmountable ORB-deal, and the Worst Edit Quinn Ever Submitted

    Ear Crimes abound, An Insurmountable ORB-deal, and the Worst Edit Quinn Ever Submitted
    Jan 9 2025
    A Lost Bit about Tickle Fetishes, REVIVED! Resuscitating a bit about Dick Cheney! Jokes about WAR CRIMES!!! We're back on our baloney, and goblins in Bob and Kalena's house munched on our gahddamned pods. This is a rough one. Deal with it. I haven't had clean water in fuckin three days, so maybe cool your jets about the pod quality, okay? ANIME, BLAGHHGHG GRANDMA'S SPAGHETTI

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    1 h y 14 m
  • Baseball is a that Verb Grandma's Do? Hot People Can be Stupid TOO?! DAN, DUH DAN?!?!?!?!

    Baseball is a that Verb Grandma's Do? Hot People Can be Stupid TOO?! DAN, DUH DAN?!?!?!?!
    Dec 30 2024
    It's the end of the year, but it is not the end of our intrepid hosts, delving ever deeper into the Anime mines for buried treasures and treats. Quinn gets bronchitis and makes the whole recording a never-ending onslaught of advertizements. Bob gets hot and stupid, and wears a bitchin' sweater. Kalena hides her true feelings in Russian sometimes. We talked about some shows, and to be honest I could not be bothered to remember them, we mention them in the show, just listen to it for Christsakes. Happy New Year, glad we made it, and glad you made it with us. Anime Blah Blah Blah, Grandma's Spaghetti <3

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    1 h y 15 m
  • Half-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A Little Kitty-Cat Boy, She was a Little British Girl)

    Half-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A Little Kitty-Cat Boy, She was a Little British Girl)
    Aug 6 2024

    It is Summer, I've got my hat on backwards, and it is time to fuckin' podcast. We're rolling HOT this week, with a bevy of pervert trash to turn into fun jokes. We tried, man. This week, we dragged our souls through harem anime swamps (The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You), mandatory kissy school (More Than A Married Couple, But Not Lovers), and "rom-com's" about "slave-owning" (An Arch-Demon's Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride). Kalena makes an unexpected heel turn, and forces the Boy Division of Dot Plot to play a sinister round of... ISEKAI MAD LIBS! As always, the Dot Plot cast is seeking truth in Anime, and I am pretty sure we, like Icarus before us, flew way too close to the sickening Summer sun. Break a sweat with the Original Bad Folks of Anime-based Comedy/Commentary Improv.



    (There is a solid 15-20 minutes of cut material that I am going to fashion into a bonus-sode, so get emotionally horny for that to appear.)


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    1 h y 9 m
  • Computer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka Anime? These Perfect Race Horses Will Heal Our Nation! And MORE

    Computer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka Anime? These Perfect Race Horses Will Heal Our Nation! And MORE
    Jul 27 2024
    Whoo boy. We did it. We reported the news. It's anime season, and the anime bushes are heavy with the weight of such delectable and succulent fruits. We talk "Gene of AI," "Human Crazy/Bug University," "Lucifer and Biscuithammer," and "Dead Dead Demons DeDeDeDe(DeDeDeDeDe? How many fuggin 'De's are in this thing) Destruction." Buckle up. It's all heaters this week. All Killer. No Side Bits. Pure, uncut ascension. LET'S MAKE HISTORY.

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    1 h y 7 m
  • Dude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb Drag 5000!!

    Dude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb Drag 5000!!
    Jun 30 2024
    Full disclosure: there are 25 minutes of absolutely gut-busting conversation that I did not press record for, so get horned up to hear a bunch of callbacks to jokes that you suckers weren't in the room for! ASCEND. It's Dragon season baybeeeeeeeee. You know we can't resist a theme, and this one is a guaranteed HEATER (flame breath sounds). Before that, we dig deep on the most important question: What in God's name is Retro Crush? And what is City Hunter?! After that, we talk about "A Herbivorous Dragon of Five Thousand Years is Unfairly Villainized," and discover the forgotten truth about the bassist from Ace of Base. And what's this? A delectable morsel of "Dragon Goes House Hunting," it seems? We dip into the wonderful world of ISEKAI MAD LIBS once again. Will we get away clean, or will the stain of sin forever besmirch our souls? Either way, we wrap it up with "MONSTERS: 103 MERCIES DRAGON DAMNATION," a title so gosh darned good, it makes Quinn re-invent a Disney Channel Original Series. BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP

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    1 h y 19 m
  • Free Palestine and "unalive Wince WcWahon"

    Free Palestine and "unalive Wince WcWahon"
    Mar 13 2024
    BAAAAAACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIAIAIAAN. It's a very magical episode. Lots of anime-adjacent news right up top, including the untimely passing of Akira Toriyama (RIP Toriyama-sensei, AKA Goku's dad), WcDonald's WcNuggets, and Quinn's experience listening to a man on a boat explain One Piece. We talk about a couple shows, too. "MASHLE: Muscles and Magic" is first up, and we wish Quinn's thing was real, once again, for the only time this episode. We slink on down to "Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!" and create our most franchisable character, fan-favorite mascot character, and our first direct request for FAN ART. PLEASE DRAW THIS FUCK IMP. We hit the old Isekai Madlib segment hard this week, and it hits back. Finally, Quinn does some of his worst work thus far by creating a very bad and boring show out of "The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic," which he cannot cut from the episode, no matter how badly he wishes he could. We may have finally found our permanent "Thing we always say?!" This episode rules. Munch it.

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    1 h y 31 m