Episodios

  • YUM: Jackie Kennedy’s Daily Endangered Caviar Potato

    YUM: Jackie Kennedy’s Daily Endangered Caviar Potato
    Mar 14 2025
    We love fails and potato skins. Fight us about it. This week: DOGE is not, in fact, giving us thousands of dollars Your dentist knows about your sex life and hates you for it Jackie Kennedy’s bonkers diet is not #goals Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    40 m
  • Meghan Markle’s Netflix Show: Harmless Eye Candy Or Heathenous Soul Killer?

    Meghan Markle’s Netflix Show: Harmless Eye Candy Or Heathenous Soul Killer?
    Mar 7 2025
    Guess you could say Meghan has gotten herself in quite the jam. This week: The cinematic Luigi sex tapes are out there (maybe) A beat-for-beat hypothetical scenario of how a nuclear holocaust would definitely happen With loathe, Meghan Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    49 m
  • Elon Musk, An Adult Man, Got Baby Trapped :(

    Elon Musk, An Adult Man, Got Baby Trapped :(
    Feb 28 2025
    Fail to the king. This week: An absolutely grisly account of Gene Hackman’s home, like 20 minutes after his death was announced Elon Musk is just a little guy who can’t help but impregnate people he meets online Honestly, we pray that Nostradamus was right Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    48 m
  • Cynthia Erivo Doing Jesus Christ Superstar is Blasphemy, Actually

    Cynthia Erivo Doing Jesus Christ Superstar is Blasphemy, Actually
    Feb 21 2025
    So if you care to find us… look to the western fail. This week: Vaccine-hesitant distant relatives of J.D. Vance may, tragically, reap what they sow Cynthia Erivo may method-act herself into being a false prophet Meghan Markle is forced to rebrand her jam: jam! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    41 m
  • Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime Show Sucked, And We Won’t Explain Why

    Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime Show Sucked, And We Won’t Explain Why
    Feb 14 2025
    Sit down. Be humble. This week: Everyone hated the Halftime Show, except nobody knows why and lots of people actually loved it Christians don’t have to worry about oppression anymore Donald Trump fixed all of culture in 3 weeks! Yay! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    47 m
  • Bianca Censori Is A Victim. Here’s Her Boobs!

    Bianca Censori Is A Victim. Here’s Her Boobs!
    Feb 7 2025
    If you don’t move, or acknowledge Kanye, he can’t see you and he’ll go away. This week: The tabloids cannot resist full frontal, even though they seem like they want to The new US Department of Transportation will only fund you if your jurisdiction is breeding, and we are not joking Feminism means that Princess Kate MUST talk about clothes more Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    42 m
  • Democrats Lose Because Their Women Are Frumpy :(

    Democrats Lose Because Their Women Are Frumpy :(
    Jan 31 2025
    No other reasons, of course. This week: The tragic aircraft collision in D.C. is fodder for conspiracy theorists, who we WILL be elevating Melania proves that Democrat women, and Hillary Clinton, are uggos who can’t wear clothes Taylor Swift issues a warning. Also, hand grenades?? Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    43 m
  • Lauren Sanchez Can And Should Have Her Boobs Out, You Uggo!

    Lauren Sanchez Can And Should Have Her Boobs Out, You Uggo!
    Jan 24 2025
    Failauguration? Inaugurfailtion? This week: Prince Harry settles for… vindication. Melania’s strange, unnerving hat Lauren Sanchez’s inauguration ‘fit was… um… Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    45 m