Wait… what are we here to do? Was is talk about memorials, memories, mammaries?! No no, I think we talked about the Alpha Society with King Charles, the nuances of salt versus sand and their pinches or grains, mayhaps even addressed the latest in leaks, and Greek Pokémon??? Agh, so much to remember… OH WAIT! That’s right, it’s Monday, which means it’s time for a podcast with your fave Couch Kids! Geez we sure hope you didn’t forget - got it memorized?

Order! Order in the court! During this week’s episode of The Couch Kids, the accused will have to face off against plaintiff Andrew as he attests to crimes against his physical and emotional wellbeing — we need our Couch Potatoes to act as Judge and Jury in this riveting case while the boys walk you through their boundaries, bring the HR Toilet to the stand, discuss medical ill-advice, and recount The Great Couch Kids NASCAR Tragedy of 78! You’ll have plenty of evidence to consider - Andrew’s fate is in your hands!

Zebras, Rhinos, Gorillas - oh my! The killer zoo animals are on the loose the The Couch Kids need YOUR help! (Because Colton’s strategy isn’t gonna cut it…) This week we talk messy burgers, zoology that you WON’T learn at school, and most importantly we convene to raise the fighting spirit of 100 men versus 1 gorilla! So don’t be scared soldiers, for now, your place is here… because it’s time for your favorite podcast!