149. The Lady of Crescent Lake

The "cabin in the woods" trope that used to seem so terrifying when we were young just seems so calm and peaceful now. I'd like to go to a murder cabin by a lake. Can I? It sounds nice.

Anyway, this is the story of the Lady of Crescent Lake. Come for the ghost, stay for the special kink rate, Falcor zoomies, first one shunned; second one witch, the body's in great shape, Joe Rogan cold dip, could still be a cougar, and staunchly anti-fish.

Sources:

• https://www.historylink.org/File/8599
• https://www.myolympicpark.com/park/history/the-lady-of-crescent-lake/
• https://cowboyandvampire.com/frontpage/the-lady-of-the-lake-a-ghost-story/
• https://www.reddit.com/r/Thetruthishere/comments/97jxbe/olympic_national_park_is_very_haunted/