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Yo mamma jokes! As many jokes as you can handle! Worth every penny!
This audiobook includes the best yo mamma jokes on earth. These are guaranteed to make you roll on the floor laughing. Tell these at parties and get-togethers and be the star of the entertainment.
Here are a few:
- "Yo mamma's so fat that people raise their hands and shout "taxi!" when she walks by in a yellow raincoat."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that the elevator can only go down when she rides."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that her pants have to be ironed in the driveway."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that people just have to go around her to get a 15-minute exercise."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that she has group insurance for herself."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that she brought the bridge down when she went bungee jumping."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that her feet don't get wet when she showers."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that she doesn't a tailor, she needs a contractor."
Download now to receive over 100 more of these jokes!
Here are some of the yo mamma joke types inside....
- Yo mamma's so fat....
- Yo mamma's so dumb....
- Yo mamma's so ugly....
- Yo mamma's so dark....
- Yo mamma's so old....
- Much, much more!
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What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More!
- De Evelyn en 02-11-07
De: Paula Poundstone
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- De: Jen Lancaster
- Narrado por: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Duración: 8 h y 27 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 367
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Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder.
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2 out of 5 stars
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self absorbed
- De D D H en 06-15-19
De: Jen Lancaster
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You're Making Me Hate You
- A Cantankerous Look at the Common Misconception That Humans Have Any Common Sense Left
- De: Corey Taylor
- Narrado por: Corey Taylor
- Duración: 7 h y 54 m
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In the tradition of the late, great George Carlin, Corey Taylor, the lead singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour, sounds off in hilarious fashion about the many vagaries of modern life that piss him off. Whether it's people's rude behavior in restaurants and malls, the many indignities of air travel, eye-searingly terrible fashion choices, dangerously clueless drivers, and - most of all - the sorry state of much modern music, Taylor's humor and insight cover civil society's seeming decline.
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5 out of 5 stars
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New perspective.
- De jeremy en 09-22-15
De: Corey Taylor
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Lottery
- De: Patricia Wood
- Narrado por: Paul Michael
- Duración: 8 h y 48 m
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Perry's IQ is only 76, but he's not stupid. His grandmother taught him everything he needs to know to survive: she taught him to write things down so he won't forget them. She taught him to play the lottery every week. And, most important, she taught him whom to trust. When Gram dies, Perry is left orphaned and bereft at the age of 31. Then his weekly Washington State Lottery ticket wins him 12 million dollars, and he finds he has more family than he knows what to do with.
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5 out of 5 stars
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lottery
- De hilobilly en 08-09-07
De: Patricia Wood
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Is This Anything?
- De: Jerry Seinfeld
- Narrado por: Jerry Seinfeld
- Duración: 6 h y 19 m
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Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a 21-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from 45 years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”
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1 out of 5 stars
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Joke, joke, joke. Boring, boring, boring.
- De ECMILLER en 10-11-20
De: Jerry Seinfeld
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The Upside
- A Memoir
- De: Abdel Sellou
- Narrado por: Ray Chase
- Duración: 5 h y 45 m
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In 1992, Count Phillippe Pozzo di Borgo, on the heels of his wife's diagnosis with a terminal illness, suffered a paragliding accident that left him a quadriplegic. Forty-two years old, trapped inside his luxurious Paris town house, he was an outcast for the first time in his life. Abdel, an unemployed Algerian immigrant who had been an outcast for his entire existence, would become Phillipe's unlikely caretaker. Quick-thinking, unsentimental, and more than a little wild, Abdel surprises both himself and his employer.
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5 out of 5 stars
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loved it
- De RockyDog en 01-31-19
De: Abdel Sellou
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Running with Raven
- The Amazing Story of One Man, His Passion, and the Community He Inspired
- De: Laura Lee Huttenbach
- Narrado por: Allyson Ryan
- Duración: 6 h y 49 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Raven Kraft has changed the lives of thousands who have run with him - many of them hundreds of times. From all 50 states and dozens of countries, across all age groups and backgrounds, they come to run with Raven, and in the process find friendship, inspiration - and a nickname. Among them is author Laura Lee "White Lightning" Huttenbach, who has logged over 1,000 miles of Raven Runs. Here she explores the stories of dozens of others about why they started running with Raven - and why they keep coming back.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful
- De ChargingDC en 02-14-24
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Killed at the Whim of a Hat
- De: Colin Cotterill
- Narrado por: Jeany Park
- Duración: 10 h y 9 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 196
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Jimm Juree was a crime reporter for the Chiang Mai Daily Mail with a somewhat eccentric family. When she is forced to follow her family to a rural village on the coast of Southern Thailand, she’s convinced her career—maybe her life—is over. So when a van containing the skeletal remains of two hippies is inexplicably unearthed in a local farmer’s field, Jimm is thrilled. Shortly thereafter an abbot at a local Buddhist temple is viciously murdered.
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5 out of 5 stars
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delighted...
- De Bobbie en 08-23-11
De: Colin Cotterill
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Zac and Mia
- De: A.J. Betts
- Narrado por: Kristin Condon, Nick Mondelli
- Duración: 7 h y 20 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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”When I was little I believed in Jesus and Santa, spontaneous combustion, and the Loch Ness Monster. Now I believe in science, statistics, and antibiotics.” So says 17-year-old Zac Meier during a long, grueling leukemia treatment in Perth, Australia. A loud blast of Lady Gaga alerts him to the presence of Mia, the angry, not-at-all-stoic cancer patient in the room next door. Once released, the two near-strangers can't forget each other, even as they desperately try to resume normal lives.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Cute story
- De Caitlin E. en 08-11-19
De: A.J. Betts
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The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club
- True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
- De: Laurie Notaro
- Narrado por: Hillary Huber
- Duración: 5 h y 52 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 68
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 61
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 61
Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends - and that's before she even puts on a bra. For the past 10 years, Notaro has been entertaining Phoenix newspaper readers with her wildly amusing autobiographical exploits and unique life experiences.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sweet and funny
- De Julia Valentin en 12-19-20
De: Laurie Notaro
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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
- De: Mark Haddon
- Narrado por: Jeff Woodman
- Duración: 6 h y 2 m
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Fifteen-year-old Christopher Boone has Asperger's Syndrome, a condition similar to autism. He doesn't like to be touched or meet new people, he cannot make small talk, and he hates the colors brown and yellow. He is a math whiz with a very logical brain who loves solving puzzles that have definite answers.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Different View of the World
- De Alan en 05-19-04
De: Mark Haddon
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The Death of Cool
- From Teenage Rebellion to the Hangover of Adulthood
- De: Gavin McInnes
- Narrado por: Gavin McInnes
- Duración: 7 h y 35 m
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This is his story, or, rather, stories - lots of them, and all gut-punchingly hilarious, from that first far reach into a girl's tight jeans to turning forty with a cataclysmic party. In between you’ll hear about acid trips, threesomes, Nazi skinheads, his band Anal Chinook (Inuit for “warm wind”), Martians in northern Canada, throwing pedophiles in jail, dinner with the Clash, what happens when you crash Bill Maher's show wasted, and the true story of Vice magazine.
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5 out of 5 stars
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if you don't buy this book, the terrorists win
- De Kelsey Gholi en 04-03-17
De: Gavin McInnes
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Emily the Strange
- The Lost Days
- De: Rob Reger
- Narrado por: Angela Goethals
- Duración: 5 h y 42 m
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Emily the Strange: 13 years old. Able to leap tall buildings, probably, if she felt like it. More likely to be napping with her four black cats; or cobbling together a particle accelerator out of lint, lentils, and safety pins; or rocking out on drums/ guitar/ saxophone/ zither; or painting a swirling feral sewer mural; or forcing someone to say "swirling feral sewer mural" 13 times fast.... and pointing and laughing.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Grrrrrrrrrraaattrt!!!
- De Vkatz76 en 05-20-23
De: Rob Reger
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Post Office
- A Novel
- De: Charles Bukowski
- Narrado por: Christian Baskous
- Duración: 4 h y 32 m
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,398
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,393
"It began as a mistake." By middle age, Henry Chinaski has lost more than 12 years of his life to the U.S. Postal Service. In a world where his three true, bitter pleasures are women, booze, and racetrack betting, he somehow drags his hangover out of bed every dawn to lug waterlogged mailbags up mud-soaked mountains, outsmart vicious guard dogs, and pray to survive the day-to-day trials of sadistic bosses and certifiable coworkers.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not his best, but still Bukowski
- De ibillinsly@gmail en 02-05-18
De: Charles Bukowski
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The Ride of Our Lives
- Roadside Lessons of an American Family
- De: Mike Leonard
- Narrado por: Marc Cashman
- Duración: 7 h y 48 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 100
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Mike Leonard is a lucky man. It’s not everyone who gets parents like Jack and Marge. At 87, Jack is a pathological optimist with an inexhaustible gift of gab. Marge, Jack’s bride of 60 years, though cut from the same rough bolt of Irish immigrant cloth, is his polar opposite - pessimistic and proud of it. What was their son, Mike, thinking when he took a sabbatical from his job with NBC News so he could pile these two world-class originals along with three of his grown kids and a daughter-in-law into a pair of rented RVs and hit the road for a month?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious!!!
- De TurtlesRMe en 03-06-07
De: Mike Leonard
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Goodbye, Vitamin
- A Novel
- De: Rachel Khong
- Narrado por: Therese Plummer
- Duración: 4 h y 59 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 318
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Freshly disengaged from her fiancé and feeling that life has not turned out quite the way she planned, 30-year-old Ruth quits her job, leaves town, and arrives at her parents' home to find that situation more complicated than she'd realized. Her father, a prominent history professor, is losing his memory and is only erratically lucid. Ruth's mother, meanwhile, is lucidly erratic.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hello Sweet Sweet Book
- De Syd Young en 08-06-17
De: Rachel Khong
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Whirligig
- De: Paul Fleischman
- Narrado por: Robert Field, Lily Christian, Alex Hauk, y otros
- Duración: 3 h y 35 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 265
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Newbery Medal winner Paul Fleischman writes a profoundly moving story of connectedness and the journey of a young soul to self-discovery. Told through the voices of five characters and narrated by age-appropriate actors, Whirligig compels the listener with its lesson on how our actions can impact the lives of others - even years later. A stunningly authentic listening experience.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fabulous
- De Tim en 03-21-17
De: Paul Fleischman
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Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made
- Timmy Failure, Book 1
- De: Stephan Pastis
- Narrado por: Jared Goldsmith
- Duración: 2 h y 44 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 152
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The New York Times best selling cartoonist behind the nationally acclaimed comic strip Pearls Before Swine, Stephan Pastis has won raves for Timmy Failure, the hilarious first book in a new series for young listeners. With the help of a polar bear named Total, Timmy Failure hopes to strike it rich by running the best detective agency around. The only problem is that our supremely confident hero is often more bumbling than brainy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good
- De Linton A Harrington en 05-14-16
De: Stephan Pastis
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Yo Mamma! Yo Mamma, 2nd Edition! The Best 500 Yo Mamma Jokes on the Planet
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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- Ryan W
- 10-24-19
very funny
funny and I lined to it on the bus and home and I would recommend this book to any body
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- Lissandre H Kenkel
- 12-24-15
Mildly Amusing
There as a long introduction to the beginning of 'yo mamma' jokes in chapters one and two. A lot of the jokes are repetitive. We listened to it on a road trip. It was just OK.
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