Why Can't I Be You?
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Narrado por:
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Rachael Beresford
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Matthew Cash
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Laura's got a few pounds to lose, nothing major, so she joins the local slimming class, Nu-You.
Psycho Kassie and her two morbidly obese friends are livid.
They have been struggling for years.
Battling obesity.
The worst thing for them is people who don't look overweight blazing in all optimistic and raring to go.
They want to educate her on the definition of over-indulgence. Could there be such a thing as death by chocolate?
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