Wed to the Alien Brute

Accidental Alien Brides, Book 3

De: January Bell

Narrado por: Mason Lloyd, Hollie Jackson

My dreams of marrying a hot alien came true—except the grumpy brute can’t stand me.

I am the only one excited—okay, delighted—at finding myself married to a hulking, alien warlord. I’ve always been into scales and tails, and this big green beefcake is right up my alley. Except, he’s not into me. But I want my fun, and that’s the very least I can get out of this arranged marriage. I’m determined to get my way, and I’m sick of being ignored.

When my grumpy husband leaves for the capital, I have an evil plan: stow away on his ship and wear him down with my sunny disposition.

Except, he’s not going to the capital. He’s scoping out a secret base, and he is furious with me. When the enemy—Roth—board our ship, endangering his mission and me, his grouchy front cracks. If we want to survive, he’ll have to realize there’s more to me than sunshine and rainbows...and I’ll have to figure out if I'm brave enough to give him what he wants: love.

©2022 January Bell (P)2023 Podium Audio

Funny and Romantic

enjoyed from beginning to end love the women with their personalities and pets. The males are focused on pleasing their brides. On the last book of the series

Fun!

Romances rarely give me so much as a chuckle, but this was surprisingly full of comedic gems! The shrieking cat had me in absolute stitches.

This had me laughing out loud

The MFC is the Monster "Lover" we all can relate with and I absolutely lost it when she stated "I'm down to clown" about getting busy with the MMC. So many good one liners in this story!

Yes she is over the top, yes this story is silly, but it was so much fun. I'm loving this author, the series, and the narrators. In fact, I've enjoyed the audiobook experience so much that I'm waiting for these audiobooks instead of jumping over to Kindle and reading them, just so much more fun listening to these for me.

Aside from all that, this book also takes the biggest step forward with the universe building and likely setting up 2 potential spin off books with other aliens. Highly recommend the series and this book!

One of the best!

I absolutely love their relationship dynamic and how friggin funny the book is overall. It feels like one of the readers has been transported into the book and the sex scenes all I can say is chapter 29 gotta be one of my faves.

quick wit

sweet as the fookies this book had me craving HEA for the brute and his wild mate so sweet

Loving this series

I am really loving this series so far. It has lots of good humor!! Can’t wait for the next one.

Funny as hell

Now this my favorite our of the series. I was laughing my ass off. it's a fun adventure with of course sexy scenes but this is a great book. Great narrating too.

Operation Get A Fookie is a go!

“the moment all my monster F er dreams came true”
It’s official! This is my new favorite alien romance series. It has everything I love: beefcake alien alphas who are all about consent, firecrackers ladies, and campy, funny, melty good times. This installment features Becks, a tech genius and unabashed lover of monster romance books, and Dirgoz The Brute, known far and wide for his savagery.

“These are not the boobs you’re looking for!”
But, even with Dirgoz’s backstory and a mission into evil alien Roth territory, this book is at all times fun. And I love, love, love that Becks’ hacker skills aren’t just lip service: she’s Princess Leia with more brains … and booty.

“(gasp) You’re a butt man! … my perky posterior, my cute caboose, my heavenly heinie,
my bodacious badonkadonk!”
It’s also chock full of hilarious word play, from alliteration to awkward idiom translation fails, to sexy puns (the Fookie running gag was pure genius). Ms. Bell speaks fluent nerd and that hits me right in the marshmallows.

“That’s the plan, Stan!”
“Who’s Stan?”
Oh, and this book gives good bangs for your buck. I guess, since this is a romance book, it’s worth mentioning their extras that bring something extra to the bedroom scenes. The sex is just as sassy as the rest of the book.

Already bought book 4

I already have book 4, and I’m planning to buy the rest. I am truly enjoying this entire series and if you like strong, heroines and sexy aliens, you will enjoy this series as much as me.

I'm a fan

I just want more in this series! turns out I am really loving it