Ultimate Dad Jokes
102 of the Best Dad Jokes Ever Told
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One hundred and two of the ultimate dad jokes inside!
Whether its the one-liners or the long ones that make no sense, everybody loves a good dad joke.
Dad jokes are what it says on the tin; they're intended to be bad, and he's going to be the only one laughing at them, making your face red with embarrassment.
This audiobook makes a great gift for the most "hilarious" of dads.
So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh all at the same time!
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- De: Louie Anderson
- Narrado por: Louie Anderson
- Duración: 6 h y 1 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 441
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 402
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 400
Louie Anderson has been channeling his beloved mom in his iconic stand-up comedy for decades - but she passed away before getting to see him reach new heights with his breakout role. Hey Mom is Louie's way of catching Ora Zella Anderson up on everything that has been going on in his life, including his continued struggles with food and family, but also how so much has changed for the better. He also has plenty of laugh-out-loud stories about his incredibly resilient mother and his 10 siblings, as well as observations on the absurdities of life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I love Louie even more now
- De Candace en 05-02-18
De: Louie Anderson
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
- De: Paula Poundstone
- Narrado por: Paula Poundstone
- Duración: 5 h y 59 m
- Versión resumida
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General4 out of 5 stars 579
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 364
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 360
What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More!
- De Evelyn en 02-11-07
De: Paula Poundstone
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Dave Barry in Cyberspace
- De: Dave Barry
- Narrado por: Shadoe Stevens
- Duración: 4 h y 37 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 90
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 34
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 34
When Dave Barry goes mano a mano with the Information Superhighway, it's guaranteed to be a rip-roaring adventure. This self-proclaimed computer geek and Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist starts with the motto, "Never read the instructions," and slides from there into the world of hardware, software, Windows 95, and the critical issue of RAM ("the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM").
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3 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing and Dated
- De Alan Rither en 09-13-04
De: Dave Barry
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Emily the Strange
- The Lost Days
- De: Rob Reger
- Narrado por: Angela Goethals
- Duración: 5 h y 42 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 29
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 28
Emily the Strange: 13 years old. Able to leap tall buildings, probably, if she felt like it. More likely to be napping with her four black cats; or cobbling together a particle accelerator out of lint, lentils, and safety pins; or rocking out on drums/ guitar/ saxophone/ zither; or painting a swirling feral sewer mural; or forcing someone to say "swirling feral sewer mural" 13 times fast.... and pointing and laughing.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Grrrrrrrrrraaattrt!!!
- De Vkatz76 en 05-20-23
De: Rob Reger
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#IMomSoHard
- De: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Narrado por: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Duración: 7 h y 19 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 1,812
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 1,587
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,575
In their highly anticipated first audiobook, the hilarious mom duo with millions of followers explores all the ridiculous shit you’re expected to do to keep multiple humans alive and happy-ish and celebrates the love for the friends who get you through it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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IRelateSoHard
- De Peekablue en 04-20-19
De: Kristin Hensley, y otros
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500 Funny Quotes for Women
- Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
- De: Stan Hardy
- Narrado por: Jill Rolls
- Duración: 1 h y 32 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 36
Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Women could be a perfect choice!
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5 out of 5 stars
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love the voice
- De Anonymous User en 01-26-25
De: Stan Hardy
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Lottery
- De: Patricia Wood
- Narrado por: Paul Michael
- Duración: 8 h y 48 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 537
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 221
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 232
Perry's IQ is only 76, but he's not stupid. His grandmother taught him everything he needs to know to survive: she taught him to write things down so he won't forget them. She taught him to play the lottery every week. And, most important, she taught him whom to trust. When Gram dies, Perry is left orphaned and bereft at the age of 31. Then his weekly Washington State Lottery ticket wins him 12 million dollars, and he finds he has more family than he knows what to do with.
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5 out of 5 stars
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lottery
- De hilobilly en 08-09-07
De: Patricia Wood
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Challenge Accepted!
- 253 Steps to Becoming an Anti-It Girl
- De: Celeste Barber
- Narrado por: Celeste Barber
- Duración: 6 h y 24 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,037
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 922
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 912
Part memoir, part comedy routine, part advice manual, Challenge Accepted! is Celeste at her best, revealing her secrets to love, friendship, family, and marriage (oh hai, #hothusband), and how to deal with life’s many challenges - why she checks the bath for sharks, how Nutella quite literally shaped who she is as a woman, and why being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s real, like totally, really real.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Prepare to crack up in the grocery store
- De Chicago_Mama en 05-30-19
De: Celeste Barber
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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
- De: Mark Haddon
- Narrado por: Jeff Woodman
- Duración: 6 h y 2 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 16,314
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 12,756
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 12,766
Fifteen-year-old Christopher Boone has Asperger's Syndrome, a condition similar to autism. He doesn't like to be touched or meet new people, he cannot make small talk, and he hates the colors brown and yellow. He is a math whiz with a very logical brain who loves solving puzzles that have definite answers.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Different View of the World
- De Alan en 05-19-04
De: Mark Haddon
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Easy for You to Say
- De: John Melendez
- Narrado por: John Melendez
- Duración: 6 h y 9 m
- Versión completa
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General3.5 out of 5 stars 128
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 116
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Historia3.5 out of 5 stars 116
Easy For You To Say is "Stuttering" John Melendez's memoir of his childhood being bullied in school for his stutter; his years as an on-air personality with The Howard Stern Show; and his subsequent 10-year career as a writer and on-air announcer for Jay Leno's Tonight Show. It details his famously acerbic relationships with celebrities he interviewed/insulted (Raquel Welch once punched him in the face). In the audiobook, Howard Stern emerges as a surprisingly mean, stingy, and megalomaniacal boss - and Jay Leno as a seeming sufferer from OCD.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Was expecting more
- De Amazon Customer en 10-25-18
De: John Melendez