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Jennifer Worick
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Jennifer Worick had a bad day. And then a bad week. She channeled her aggravation into creating the blog “Things I Want to Punch in the Face,” which became a sensation. Although her bad week passed, she has continued to take note of the little irritations that torment us all daily, from old guys with ponytails to 20-minute coffee prep, bizspeak to vanity plates, celebrity baby names to emoticons.
Now, just in time for the holiday season, this book showcases more than 100 of Worick’s most punch-worthy aggravations, rated on a scale of 1 to 5 fists. She rants, she vents, she amuses with little factoids about the things that annoy the crap out of us. In short, she has created a hilarious gift book that has something for everyone to hate, from the last swig of beer, to mashups, to Ed Hardy clothing, to packing tape.
©2012 Jennifer Worick. All rights reserved. (P)2012 AudioGOLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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Perfect in every way!
- De Anonymous User en 10-19-22
De: Lincee Ray
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- De: Jen Lancaster
- Narrado por: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Duración: 8 h y 27 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 367
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 327
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 324
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder.
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2 out of 5 stars
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self absorbed
- De D D H en 06-15-19
De: Jen Lancaster
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I Regret Nothing
- A Memoir
- De: Jen Lancaster
- Narrado por: Jen Lancaster
- Duración: 9 h y 50 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 412
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 369
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 365
New York Times best-selling author Jen Lancaster has lived a life based on re-invention and self-improvement. From Bitter Is the New Black to The Tao of Martha, she’s managed to document her (and her generation’s) attempts to shape up, grow up, and have it all - sometimes with disastrous results...Mistakes are one thing; regrets are another. After a girls’ weekend in Savannah makes her realize that she is - yikes! - middle-aged (binge watching is so the new binge drinking), Jen decides to make a bucket list and seize the day.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The Smug Is Strong With This One
- De T. Filowitz en 05-24-15
De: Jen Lancaster
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Everything Is Awful
- And Other Observations
- De: Matt Bellassai
- Narrado por: Matt Bellassai
- Duración: 6 h y 16 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,042
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 954
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 950
From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audio Book I’ve heard ever.
- De M en 11-23-17
De: Matt Bellassai
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I Hate Everyone, Except You
- De: Clinton Kelly
- Narrado por: Clinton Kelly
- Duración: 4 h y 55 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 463
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 404
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 402
Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Filthy language overshadowed stories
- De Doris en 04-29-17
De: Clinton Kelly
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Private Citizens
- De: Tony Tulathimutte
- Narrado por: Pete Cross
- Duración: 12 h y 37 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 83
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 76
The story's four whip-smart narrators - idealistic Cory, Internet-lurking Will, awkward Henrik, and vicious Linda - are torn between fixing the world and cannibalizing it. In boisterous prose that ricochets between humor and pain, the four estranged friends stagger through the Bay Area's maze of tech startups, protestors, gentrifiers, karaoke bars, house parties, and cultish self-help seminars, washing up in each other's lives once again.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Too dour and cynical.
- De Zanriel en 01-18-17
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Why I Hate Green Beans
- And Other Confessions About Relationships, Reality TV, and How We See Ourselves
- De: Lincee Ray
- Narrado por: Lincee Ray
- Duración: 4 h y 57 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 53
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 53
If there is one thing Lincee Ray has learned over the years, it's that the majority of women on the planet struggle with insecurities. Our skinny jeans mock us. Our just-trying-to-help mothers are just driving us crazy. Our social media feeds taunt us with everyone else's picture-perfect lives. It's enough to send you on a gummy-bear bender while binge-watching Friends reruns and not showering for a week. Lincee knows. She's been there. Right there, in fact. Gummy bears and all.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Perfect in every way!
- De Anonymous User en 10-19-22
De: Lincee Ray
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Goodbye, Vitamin
- A Novel
- De: Rachel Khong
- Narrado por: Therese Plummer
- Duración: 4 h y 59 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 318
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 284
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Historia3.5 out of 5 stars 283
Freshly disengaged from her fiancé and feeling that life has not turned out quite the way she planned, 30-year-old Ruth quits her job, leaves town, and arrives at her parents' home to find that situation more complicated than she'd realized. Her father, a prominent history professor, is losing his memory and is only erratically lucid. Ruth's mother, meanwhile, is lucidly erratic.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hello Sweet Sweet Book
- De Syd Young en 08-06-17
De: Rachel Khong
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I Heart My Little A-Holes
- A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting
- De: Karen Alpert
- Narrado por: Karen Alpert
- Duración: 3 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 119
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 107
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 108
Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting - I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious
- De Stephanie en 04-29-14
De: Karen Alpert
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Chasing Slow
- De: Erin Loechner
- Narrado por: Hayley Cresswell
- Duración: 8 h y 2 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 189
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 160
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 157
Chasing Slow models HGTV star Erin Loechner's journey to help you break out of the faster-better-stronger trap and make small changes to refresh your perspective, renew your priorities, and shift your focus to what matters most.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Book is wonderful - narrator completely ruins it
- De Gail en 05-22-17
De: Erin Loechner
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You're Making Me Hate You
- A Cantankerous Look at the Common Misconception That Humans Have Any Common Sense Left
- De: Corey Taylor
- Narrado por: Corey Taylor
- Duración: 7 h y 54 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,191
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 1,076
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,072
In the tradition of the late, great George Carlin, Corey Taylor, the lead singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour, sounds off in hilarious fashion about the many vagaries of modern life that piss him off. Whether it's people's rude behavior in restaurants and malls, the many indignities of air travel, eye-searingly terrible fashion choices, dangerously clueless drivers, and - most of all - the sorry state of much modern music, Taylor's humor and insight cover civil society's seeming decline.
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5 out of 5 stars
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New perspective.
- De jeremy en 09-22-15
De: Corey Taylor
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What Doesn't Kill You
- De: Virginia DeBerry, Donna Grant
- Narrado por: Virginia DeBerry, Donna Grant
- Duración: 10 h y 23 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 86
What Doesn't Kill You is the story of how Thomasina Hodges, a.k.a. Tee, loses her job and finds herself. Tee's evolution after her sudden and unexpected outplacement, is loosely based on the stages of grief - denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, relinquishing, readjusting, and reinvesting. For Tee, losing her job is like a death, but with time, and some bumps, bruises and a new attitude, she comes out on the other side, having reassessed what's important in her life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent story
- De Doris Greene en 04-11-24
De: Virginia DeBerry, y otros
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White Girl Problems
- De: Babe Walker
- Narrado por: Tavia Gilbert
- Duración: 6 h y 21 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 345
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 308
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 313
Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she's never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her "problems" have landed her in shopping rehab - that's what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now she's decided to write her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way, every day.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Hysterical
- De Kimberlykate en 02-01-13
De: Babe Walker
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My Planet
- Finding Humor in the Oddest Places
- De: Mary Roach
- Narrado por: Angela Dawe
- Duración: 4 h y 41 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 582
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Narración:3.5 out of 5 stars 534
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 529
Follow New York Times best-selling author Mary Roach - but be careful not to trip - as she weaves through personal anecdotes and everyday musings riddled with her uncanny wit and amazingly analytical eye. These essays, which found a well-deserved home within the pages of Reader's Digest as the column "My Planet," detail the inner workings of hypochondriacs, hoarders, and compulsive cheapskates. (Did we mention neurotic interior designers and professional list makers?) For Roach, humor is hidden in the most unlikely places, which means that nothing is off limits.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narrator drove me crazy
- De Ann en 04-23-14
De: Mary Roach
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Lit
- A Memoir
- De: Mary Karr
- Narrado por: Mary Karr
- Duración: 12 h y 29 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,002
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 743
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 739
Lit follows Mary Karr's descent into the inferno of alcoholism and madness - and her astonishing resurrection. Karr's longing for a solid family seems secure when her marriage to a handsome, Shakespeare-quoting poet produces a son they adore. But she can't outrun her apocalyptic past. She drinks herself into the same numbness that nearly devoured her charismatic but troubled mother, reaching the brink of suicide. A hair-raising stint in "The Mental Marriott" awakens her to the possibility of joy, and leads her to an unlikely faith.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Finally! One for the "Win" column
- De Kim en 03-22-10
De: Mary Karr
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Hot Mess
- De: Emily Belden
- Narrado por: Amanda Ronconi
- Duración: 13 h y 3 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 54
Twenty-something Allie Simon is used to playing by the rules - until Chicago's most sought-after, up-and-coming culinary genius, Benji Zane, walks into her world and pulls her into his. The only thing more renowned than Benji's mouthwatering masterpieces and equally luscious good looks? His struggle with addiction and his reckless tendency to live life on the edge, no matter the havoc he wreaks along the way. But loving someone means supporting him no matter what, or so Allie tells herself.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Just finished...
- De Joanne Cunningham en 01-08-19
De: Emily Belden
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30 Before 30
- How I Made a Mess of 20s, and You Can Too
- De: Marina Shifrin
- Narrado por: Marina Shifrin
- Duración: 6 h y 41 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Something was nagging Marina Shifrin. As a freshly minted adult with student loan payments and a “real” job she hated that paid her enough to get by if she also worked two other jobs, something needed to change. Marina and her friend each made lists of 30 things they’d do before the age of 30. The first thing on Marina’s list was, “Quit My Shitty Job”. So she did, and just like that the List powered her through her twenties. Told with humor and heart, 30 Before 30 will entertain, motivate, and challenge listeners to get out of their comfort zones and live their best lives.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Inspiring read
- De Chris Gledhill en 12-18-18
De: Marina Shifrin
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Housebroken
- Admissions of an Untidy Life
- De: Laurie Notaro
- Narrado por: Laurie Notaro
- Duración: 6 h y 12 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 134
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 122
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 122
Number-one New York Times best-selling author Laurie Notaro isn't exactly a domestic goddess - unless that means she fully embraces her genetic hoarding predisposition, sneaks peeks at her husband's daily journal, or has made a list of the people she wants on her Apocalypse Survival team (her husband's not on it). Notaro chronicles her chronic misfortune in the domestic arts, including cooking, cleaning, and putting on Spanx while sweaty (which should technically qualify as an Olympic sport).
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful
- De Carlie en 07-28-16
De: Laurie Notaro
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
- De: Paula Poundstone
- Narrado por: Paula Poundstone
- Duración: 5 h y 59 m
- Versión resumida
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General4 out of 5 stars 579
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 364
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 360
What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More!
- De Evelyn en 02-11-07
De: Paula Poundstone