The Little Black Book of Marriage Wisdom
Quotes on Weddings, Divorce, & Happily Ever After
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Mike Kowis
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This amusing and thought-provoking book contains a huge collection of marriage quotes from Ann Landers, Dr. Suess, Zig Ziglar, Jerry Seinfeld, Mark Twain, Oprah Winfrey, and many more. It is intended for anyone looking for laughs or words of wisdom regarding their engagement, wedding, anniversary, or divorce. Words from comedians, religious leaders, celebrities, politicians, and the Bible make up this diverse assortment of 519 memorable, bite-sized quotations about weddings, divorce, and happily ever after.
For those contemplating holy matrimony, herein you will find a treasure trove of entertaining and educational marriage quotes from some of history’s greatest thinkers. It was written by award-winning author, Mike Kowis, Esq.
Chapters include:
Introduction
Famous Sayings
Wisecracks
The Big Day
Wedding Toasts
By Definition
True Love
Til Death Do Us Part
Best Friends
Success
Anniversaries
Never!
Divorce
Religious Teachings
Happily Ever After
Miscellaneous Conclusion
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”– Will Ferrell
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”– Rita Rudner
“A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.”– Dave Meurer
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.– Ben Franklin
MIKE KOWIS, ESQ. is a corporate tax attorney, business law professor, frequent speaker, and award-winning author. He has written several nonfiction books, including THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF RETIREMENT WISDOM: Amusing Quotes for Retirees. Mike earned a bachelor’s degree plus two law degrees and currently practices tax law in Texas. For more information, please visit mikekowis.com.
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