The Funeral
An Extremely Twisted Short Story
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Julian Seager
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Matt Shaw
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From Matt Shaw (Sick B*stards) comes a new short story dealing with grief, loss, and redemption. A short story filled with twists and turns, ready to make you feel a wide range of emotion.
©2016 Matt Shaw Publications (P)2016 Matt Shaw PublicationsLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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good not bad I liked it.
it was pretty good I liked it but it could have been better. I never ate it was good.
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