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Some people might call me a man of the world...no one that I know, but someone might one day. I haven't extensively traveled, and I'm not well versed in various cultures. But I have accumulated a week's worth of knowledge and wisdom that I have put down in this book to share with the world.
Sure, some people have said that they are dumber, angrier, and more pessimistic about life after listening to this book. However, before you assume that it's all true, I encourage you to listen to the book to confirm that you're right.
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