Project Redburn

De: Andrew Luna, Samra Mahboob

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

What was supposed to be a remedy against a new strain of flu became a global catastrophe. Now humanity fights for its own survival against a new enemy, the infected.

This has to be written by AI.

Really wanted to give an indie zombie thing a chance but wow. Plot devices referenced/stolen from the zombie oeuvre include 28 Days Later/Walking Dead's coma, WD's jail as shelter, and from the non-zombie oeuvre you've got a blatant rip off of the Simpson's comic book guy. I'm sure there's more but I had to give up with about two and a half hours left. I deserve a medal for what I did listen to.

Here's a sample of the writing style you're getting into:
I decided to write a review for this Audible, but a notepad was in my way on my desk. As I was moving the notepad, a coworker came into my office. I moved the notepad, he smiled at me and asked "What are you listening to?" "I am listening to an Audible," I said, smiling back at him. He nodded and collected the paperwork from another desk in the room. Once my desk was clean I lost my DANG MIND BECAUSE WHAT EVEN IS GOING ON WITH THIS STORY.

Good for a few hahas though. My favorite? There is a girl who goes into the comic book store with her mother who admonishes her that she is only allowed to buy one comic book with her allowance. You find out later said girl is TWENTY when she suggests looting condoms as apocalypse supplies.